Stellar Firma

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content Warning for:InnuendoMentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death.SFX: loud beeps throughout. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Jenny Haufek and Helen Gould. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.comFACEBOOK:&n

Episode 76 - Elections and EndingsWonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.Content warnings:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying & tauntingPhysical violence & threatsPrejudice & discriminationManipulationDiscussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.Mentions of: injury, innuendo, food, nausea, guns, memory loss.SFX: screaming & shouting, tinkling, squelching, bells, rumbling & smashing, machinery sounds, alarms.Link to transcripts: https://cutt.ly/AnuSCK3Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallAdditional Scripting by Tim MeredithSeries Showrunner Tim MeredithPerformances:I.M.O.G.E.N:

Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites*CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingElectrocution (inc. SFX)Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)Panic attack (inc. SFX)Sexual references.Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death, body modification, dismemberment.SFX: machinery, screaming, vomit, deep tone alarm, loud flushing.Links to transcriptsdoc: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:w:/g/EbbMoyKJbTpEri2ujkUhZl4BJB7hc-VM5TSwQvQcnpEHGg?e=Y8VFHGpdf: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EVD-T8ORyaVPiiQF59YTuH4BcnU162l2gSrm8eT3dq9-Lg?e=ihoEtDThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExe

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the big bee; don’t sell Trexel a baby carrier.Content warnings:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingPhysical violence (inc. SFX)GunsElectrocution (inc. SFX). Discussions of: repeated loss of consciousness, existential crisis.Mentions of: childhood trauma, death & murder, rats, war, food, injury (inc. self-injury).SFX: drinking, repetitive low-pitched alarm, loud machinery, rumbling.Special thanks to Lain for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. I

Alex here with an exciting announcement!RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.comNot to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.Join us in welcoming:Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin Shepherd.The Deca Tapes Written and Directed by Lex Noteboom.How it Ends Written and Directed by Micah Rodriguez and Stephanie Resendes.Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media. Written and Directed by Steve Shell and Cam Collins.The Storage Papers Produced by Grinner Media. Written and Performed by Jeremy Enfinger.Announcement Transcript: https://bit.ly/3y0c4qbYou can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.comFor more info on these new shows visit: https://rustyquill.com/rq-networ

Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous EmpathyPenelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard moth rocket; creative encyclopaedia editing.Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingDepressionWar & murder (inc. discussion of mass death)MothsEmetophobia (inc. SFX).Discussion of: drunkenness, childhood trauma, food, classism.Mentions of: self-injury, guns, violence.SFX: water, low-pitched alarm, rumbling.Transcript: https://rustyquillcom.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/EaEvWl8Wd-NOoYTPkrP4TbYBenZP8rrccWJI9yEzMINE8A?e=DKNN56Special thanks to Lillian Bokun for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank

Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine SuccourGloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceElectrocutionWar & murder.Discussions of: blinding, cannibalism, bees, family trauma, therapy.Mentions of: death, food, blood, fire, alcohol, gunsSFX: bubbling, loud rumbling & growlingTranscript: https://cutt.ly/3bjW05OSpecial thanks to Matt for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J Newal;Performances:I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisDavid 7: Ben M

Episode 71 - Bathin and BallisticsHead of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.Content Warning for:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseInnuendoGermophobia and emetophobiaDiscussion of: physical violence, death, warMentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, foodSFX: repetitive alarm.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8USpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim

Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-AdvancementLine Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseEmetophobia (inc SFX)Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood traumaMentions of: fire & immolation, death, blood, electrocution, toilet humourSFX: shouting, staticTranscript: https://cutt.ly/2vjxpdRSpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Eddie Ryan, nihhon, Anna Kiselevich, Jade Rose Fulford, Anrea Jones, Ashley McManus, Kate Schwichtenberg, Eric Magnuson, Kyle Jett Peterson, Stripey Tail, Si Porter, Nr.9, Deandra Mosura, Isaac Persad, and all of our other supporters. Thank You!If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Mere

Episode 69 - Posturing and ProliferationAlisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament, mutually assured confusion.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingAlcohol & alcoholismBody modificationThreats of violencePanickingDiscussion of: decapitation & dismemberment, depressionMentions of: food, body horror, fire, war, guns, blood, self-injury.SFX: gagging, water sounds, fire.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucV6HnDSpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Vigdís Heiðbrá Guðmundsdóttir, Rachael, SomeVariationOfGay, KJ, Grayson Genter, Kaela Roy, Hunter Harder,

Episode 68 - Slides and SassCount Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingAlcohol & alcoholismViolence & injuryVicarious embarrassment.Discussion of: death, poisoning, self-recrimination.Mentions of: trauma (inc. childhood trauma), gambling, guns.SFX: sobbing, high pitched sounds, bells.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/ucp8vsfSpecial thanks to Sadie Moon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: V Guest, Fiona Porter, Archimedes 871, Annabelle M, CJ, Cowboyhell, Timothy LaGrone, Jen Amico, Sean Hurley, monstrous venus, Madeleine Wenc, Hyst, Plim Flatterband, Daniel Prehm, Charlotte Farquha

Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social MobilityMakvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes, communicate using maddening animal sounds, animal control orbs.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingInjury (inc. SFX)Alcohol & alcoholismDiscussion of: toilet humourMentions of: death, frostbite, self-injury, lions, violenceSFX: clanking, hissing, brief high frequency soundTranscript: https://cutt.ly/6xHjv87Special thanks to Ria for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laurel Buchanan, Maria Maksimova, Nikki, Seren Mist, Vince Nguyen, Asha Perry, DamienandFishGreco, Haberdasher, Jay Palmer, John Angl

Episode 66 - Nets and New ContributorsStefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArgumentsAlcohol & alcoholismDiscrimination & prejudiceDiscussions of: emetophobia, knivesMentions of: depression, exercise, kidnapping, threats, childhood trauma, gambling, arson, death & murder, intrusive thoughts, parasites & mind control, poison, foodSFX: shouting, eating sounds.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/nxo3BBnSpecial thanks to ShannonIsLost for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: demoneyes nightkiller, Gray Dodgen, Jessica Rowden, Katharine Brinker, Lina Vargas, Morgan Souza, Myoungjin, Zooglemoof, 10_a_knut, Alexandra Iles, Andrew K

Episode 65 - Apathy and AntagonisationLine Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDepressionArgumentsRestraints & interrogationPanicDiscussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuriesMentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food, exercise, innuendo.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bzIfsvvSpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Michael Sebba, Ally Miller, Ben Milne, Quill, Mari Long, Angela Walters, Anna Piskadlo, Carolyn Thraves, Clara, Felix Kaisar, Jennifer Haskell, Skoegul, sophieZbx, AlexandraThePosh, Ali Melody McGowan, Andrew Huffman, Anna Smidebush, beck, Brenna Haney, Carly Baxter, Dez, hannah d, Margaret Rigotti, Marijayne, Polina Cedric, 0, Alexzandreta Ravenor, Fantasy Costco, Kiera Brook, Miranda Stevens, Petra, roxy hale, Stella Para

Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral CahootsThe Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently.Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZContent Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArguments & shoutingHive mindExistential crisis & depressionDiscrimination & prejudiceDiscussions of: mass murder, cults, death, foodMentions of: innuendo, weapons, threats, blood, explosions, alcohol & alcoholism, emetophobiaSFX: Screaming, squelchingTranscript: https://cutt.ly/jzw56R6Special thanks to Nikolaj Ravn Jørgensen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Laura Berry, Serena DeRosa, Dalia Quiroz, Vaughn S, Hannah Aroni, Sydni Zastre, Maia Mo

Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing DreamsAntoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceSnakes & poisonGaslightingDiscussions of: animal attacks, extinction & environmental collapse, animal cruelty & death, mass deathMentions of: alcohol, violence, war, death, arson, prison, blood, children in peril, knives.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/XlUd7GLSpecial thanks to Maria in Lyon for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mahum Farhan, Snerful, Jordan J, Wil Holmes-Roys, Cashi, 4ReasonsUnknown, Mila, MuddyHippy, Ori rokah, Allison

Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot ShowsThe Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium, TimeBots.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / TauntingChildhood traumaGaslightingDiscrimination & prejudiceMentions of: gore, violence, mass death, alcohol, medical malpractice, gunsTranscript: https://cutt.ly/olwYsbmSpecial thanks to S-Words for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Pioup Pioup, Anna Sprout, impressionistcowboy, Frank Voss, JURGEN! WAS! RIGHT!, Prince, Kyra Munroe, Cait2209, Jennifer Williams, freshly, Madeline Werner, Kendal, Yarrow T. Leef, Rebecca Adamson, A.C. Re

Episode 61 - Viciousness and Vice AdmiralsA client who would prefer to maintain their anonymity (known only as Scarlette) is looking for advice on at what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.Management Consultants’ advice: imaginary gifts of pity, make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mind balloons, elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the name of the board, space parties.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingEmotional distressAllergic reaction (inc. SFX)InnuendoMentions: traumatic childhood, injury, death, alcohol.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/bkPMARBSpecial thanks to Aspen for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Lily Magee, Bruna Thomas, muzbutch, Bridget Smith, Kayla Young, Roblin, Deanna Smit, Whitney Reynolds, Indigo Prince, Jeremiah Ochoa, Elsa Bouchar

Episode 60 - Ferns and Further Intel After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line Manager Hartro Piltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success. Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingShoutingExistential crisisPhysical violenceEmotional manipulation & gaslighting Mentions of: childhood trauma, alcohol & alcoholism, restraint & interrogationTranscript: https://cutt.ly/YkzxJXySpecial thanks to this week's Patrons: Chris Pawlus, Hope Landers, Natasha Lamont, Brad Bradley, Lindsay Mayer, India Jane Boeckh, Anna Williams, Rook Mogavero, Stephanie, Andrea Hernandez, Ashley Martinez, Chekhov, fig, Rory Teej, Tess, Sumi Coal, Samantha Robie, Molly Young, jaimedraw, gabi, Rebecca Compton, elkwoods, Ursula Brimson, Saoirse, Gabrielle Cathie, Eleanor Carroll, Sasha Aretti, Jehan Keziere, Bevinwrath, Caitlin, Si, Emma Schindler, Klara Boz, Rowa

Episode 59 - Censuses and CoupletsThe Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel of death.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingAlcoholismDiscussions of: arson & burnsMentions of: childhood trauma, death & mass mortality, explosions, suggested animal death, self-harm & needles, self-recrimination.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/7j5Jf2sSpecial thanks to Qalmlea for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: NicoleK, Micheala Poppell, Rebecca Rutherford, Mira Morning, freesnakepoems, Lind Berget, Erica Eagles, Max, Lucy Jansen, Ray Morello, Amanda F., the wa