Stellar Firma

Episode 71 - Bathin and BallisticsHead of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.Content Warning for:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseInnuendoGermophobia and emetophobiaDiscussion of: physical violence, death, warMentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, foodSFX: repetitive alarm.Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8USpecial thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim