How To Become A Terrible Person

  • Author: Vários
  • Narrator: Vários
  • Publisher: Podcast
  • Duration: 195:12:00
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Synopsis

The only podcast on the internet helping listeners become the BEST WORST PEOPLE POSSIBLE. Do you need to make an awkward or selfish decision? Do you ever think to yourself, Does this make me TERRIBLE PERSON?Dont sweat it! Send Ashley and Grant your dilemmas and questions, theyll give good advice or go down in flames trying!

Episodes

  • MAUNT Pt 2

    05/04/2024 Duration: 39min

    Gary and Selena continue MAUNT by spiraling deeper into cultural obsession, conspiracy thinking, and the internet’s fascination with extreme human stories. The episode opens with reactions to viral news, public self destruction, and how spectacle increasingly replaces empathy in modern media. The conversation shifts into fascination with conjoined twins, shared identity, autonomy, and intimacy, exploring how relationships, marriage, and sexuality are perceived when bodies and lives are physically intertwined.Gary and Selena question how society processes these stories, where curiosity crosses into voyeurism, and why these narratives dominate attention cycles. From there, the episode pivots into global power, military mythology, and unresolved questions surrounding historical events. Gary and Selena discuss official narratives, skepticism around government transparency, and how patriotism, fear, and storytelling intersect in moments of national trauma. The episode closes with discussions on surveillance, techn

  • MAUNT Pt 1

    05/04/2024 Duration: 39min

    Gary and Selena launch MAUNT by unraveling frustration with aging rebellion, political identity, and how counterculture collapses into conformity over time. The episode opens with anger toward performative outrage, hollow activism, and the way youthful resistance often mutates into rigid belief systems. The conversation moves into celebrity behavior, power, and spectacle, examining figures who blur the line between provocation and control. Gary and Selena discuss public meltdowns, institutional overreach, and why extreme ideas increasingly gain legitimacy through fame, money, and shock value.From there, the episode shifts into everyday chaos, class tension, and urban volatility, including personal encounters that expose how resentment and instability surface in public spaces. Gary and Selena explore the psychology of entitlement, rage, and why random acts of aggression feel more common and more accepted. The episode closes by tying pop culture obsession, health panic, and internet outrage together, questionin

  • Diddy Practicing Wedding Kisses Pt 2

    30/03/2024 Duration: 40min

    Gary and Selena move deeper into chaos, starting with memories of school lockdowns, discipline, and how fear shaped classrooms long before it became normal. That spirals into trust, authority, and the uncomfortable reality of who is allowed power over children and why institutions are always slow to admit failure. From there, the conversation drifts into celebrity scandal, predators hiding in plain sight, and why massive organizations often excuse abuse as a numbers problem instead of a moral one. Gary and Selena question how accountability disappears when scale, money, or influence enter the picture.The episode continues through conspiracy fatigue, collapsing trust in public narratives, and the uneasy feeling that nothing shocking actually shocks anymore. Stories about addiction, sex tourism, exploitation, and silence blur together with everyday observations that feel darker the longer they sit. By the end, Gary and Selena land on fear, numbness, and the strange comfort people find in looking away, wondering

  • Diddy Practicing Wedding Kisses Pt 1

    29/03/2024 Duration: 32min

    Gary and Selena open with chaos and slip immediately into headlines as allegations around Diddy explode and celebrity power dynamics come back under scrutiny. They react to rumors, connections, and how quickly public narratives shift when money, fame, and influence collide. The conversation moves through pop culture absurdity, viral behavior, and the strange normalization of scandal fatigue.Gary and Selena question why shocking stories barely register anymore and how online culture turns serious accusations into background noise. From there, the episode veers into everyday moments that feel just as unhinged as the news. Pharmacy lines, public behavior, aging, boundaries, and the loss of shame all become part of the same thread. Gary and Selena connect personal observations to a broader sense that social rules are dissolving in real time. The episode closes with wedding talk, intimacy, and the uncomfortable overlap between public spectacle and private moments. Gary and Selena explore how even meaningful milest

  • Animal Tail Butt Plugs

    23/03/2024 Duration: 01h09min

    Gary and Selena wander through celebrity obsession, media fatigue, and why public figures feel more cartoonish the longer they stay in the spotlight. The episode touches on fame myths, misinformation, and how easily false narratives spread when people want a story to be true. From there, the conversation drifts into history detours, American presidents, rewritten facts, and how confidently wrong information can become accepted truth.Gary and Selena bounce between pop history, cultural memory gaps, and the strange way people remember things that never actually happened. The episode slides into everyday absurdity, including customer service breakdowns, corporate indifference, and the frustration of systems that refuse to fix simple problems. Small inconveniences become symbols of larger dysfunction as Gary and Selena connect personal stories to broader patterns. The discussion eventually spirals into intimacy, boundaries, and extreme niche behavior, questioning why shock value has replaced curiosity and how iro

  • No Good, Very Bad Day Pt 2

    15/03/2024 Duration: 38min

    “Gary” and “Selena” start with frustration around the explosion of fake self help language and why endless motivational talking feels hollow when real life is messy and uncomfortable. That spirals into disturbing viral fight videos involving teenagers, the ethics of filming violence, and how social media turns cruelty into entertainment.From there the conversation moves into Kate Middleton’s disappearance rumors, infidelity speculation, and why official explanations no longer satisfy public curiosity. The episode digs deeper into distrust of institutions, including Boeing safety failures, a whistleblower found dead after testifying, and why corporate accountability feels impossible. “Gary” and “Selena” also touch on airline safety fears, insurance companies tracking driving behavior, disease headlines, and the growing sense that systems meant to protect people are quietly failing. The conversation drifts through wrestling, celebrity narratives, paranoia, exhaustion, and the feeling of watching everything unra

  • No Good, Very Bad Day Pt 1

    14/03/2024 Duration: 39min

    “Gary” and “Selena” unpack a rough day that spirals into a wide-ranging conversation about health scares, celebrity headlines, and growing distrust in institutions. Ozempic side effects lead into pharmaceutical accountability, sudden weight loss culture, and why warning labels feel meaningless once trends take over. That shifts into TikTok ban debates, online attention economies, and how social platforms quietly shape behavior.The episode moves through royal cheating rumors, Kate Middleton speculation, and why public narratives fall apart under scrutiny. “Gary” and “Selena” also dig into Boeing whistleblower fallout, airline safety anxiety, viral outrage cycles, and the way fear travels faster than facts. Along the way, they touch on Vegas chaos, public bathroom disasters, influencer culture, and the exhaustion of watching everything feel slightly off at once.

  • Advanced Human Anatomy Pt 2

    08/03/2024 Duration: 45min

    Gary and Selena spiral through anatomy, identity, and cultural obsession as a discussion about the human body turns into a broader look at celebrity rumors and public paranoia. Kate Middleton speculation leads into conversations about medical secrecy, experimental procedures, and why absence fuels conspiracy thinking.From there, Gary and Selena explore anatomy confusion, surgical myths, and how internet storytelling distorts reality. The episode expands into body modification, online fixation, and the strange economy of shock value. Gary and Selena also touch on surveillance anxiety, facial recognition technology, brain wave tracking, and the growing discomfort around how much technology quietly knows. Along the way, they unpack internet fame, health fears, and the uneasy feeling that nobody actually understands what is happening inside their own bodies.

  • Advanced Human Anatomy Pt 1

    07/03/2024 Duration: 35min

    Gary and Selena dive headfirst into anatomy, medical anxiety, and the strange realities of the human body. A conversation about surgery and bodily functions opens into stories about hospitals, anesthesia, vulnerability, and how quickly control disappears once medicine enters the picture. Gary and Selena examine personal medical experiences, fear responses, and the uncomfortable moments people rarely talk about.The discussion expands into celebrity health headlines, Ozempic side effects, weight loss culture, and public reactions to medical decisions. Gary and Selena also touch on institutional trust, misinformation, and why health conversations online spiral so quickly into judgment and panic. The episode balances personal stories with broader cultural tension around bodies, medicine, and privacy

  • Too Sweet Pt 2

    02/03/2024 Duration: 33min

    Cheesy Roll Up x 2Church Wrap Supreme x 1Chips and Cheese x 1Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes x 1Grilled Cheese Burrito (Ground Beef)Hot & Fire Sauce

  • Too Sweet Pt 1

    01/03/2024 Duration: 30min

    Oh snap...

  • Miss Japan Pt 2

    22/02/2024 Duration: 39min

    Seriously....that FOREHEAD tho.....Thank you for subscribing!!

  • Miss Japan Pt 1

    22/02/2024 Duration: 29min

    Way to go!

  • Leg Drop Pt 2

    10/02/2024 Duration: 40min

    YOU'RE AWESOME! Thank you for subscribing! 

  • Leg Drop Pt 1

    09/02/2024 Duration: 34min

    Off the top rope....

  • STFU SCOTT! Pt 2

    03/02/2024 Duration: 40min

    You guys are AWESOME! Thank you for subscribing!

  • STFU SCOTT! Pt 1

    03/02/2024 Duration: 35min

    Seriously Scooter....SHHHHH!

  • Hern Honkin' (Premium Only)

    21/01/2024 Duration: 52min

    Thank you so much for subscribing!! 

  • Tunneling Pt 2

    13/01/2024 Duration: 33min

    WOOO!  Thanks for subscribing - I should write better descriptions BUT what's the point? Right?

  • Tunneling Pt 1

    11/01/2024 Duration: 33min

    So many tunnels these days....

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