Celebrity Booze Cruise

Our first weekly offering in which Captain Bones and Baby Choby ALLEGEDLY discuss Cuba Gooding Jr.'s history of public messiness, question all of Jessica Biel's life choices, ponder Paula Abdul's phantom plane crash, get bummed out by bad acting on Pose, and clock Drake's pervy sex watch. Allegedly.

Pod News! We're back in civilization after getting stranded on a desert island. We're changing our format so look for new episodes weekly starting soon. And our big review show will premiere every month. In the meantime, here's our thoughts on the Bank of 50 Cent, Drake's NBA thirst, All things Keanu, how the Deadwood movie left us in tears and our late take on that Game of Thrones finale.

It's the CBC big 10! In this very special episode, Captain Bones and Baby Choby discuss all things Vanderpump as we celebrate the coming of spring and dip our noses into the well of Vanderpump wines once again. While draining 2 bottles of Vanderpump Rosé, we discuss Lisa's newest Las Vegas venture, RHOBH and PuppyGate, Nic Cage's 4-day wedding, and risk a visit from the feds with a game of FMK: James Kennedy, Michael Scott or Donald Trump.

In this very special episode, Captain Bones and Baby Choby review this raggity-ass Black History Month while sipping on some Cognac on a Sunday. We discuss why Bill Cosby loves prison, the unfathomable case of Jussie Smollet, black face shenanigans, and try to figure out what the "G" in Kenny G stands for. And we end our show with a Black History Month quiz that would make even Harriet Tubman blush.

Fourth times a charm, right? We finally got a Casamigos episode in the can! Captain Bones and Baby Choby let off some steam about R. Kelly finally/hopefully getting his comeuppance, Drake's bad behavior, Madonna's fake ass, nepotism in the modeling world, and try to understand what makes Lindsay Lohan tick. It's a mess! And possibly, our most coherent mess to date.

Episode 7 finds us communicating with the stars on the astral plane. We sample Aurora Crystal Head Vodka by noted believer Dan Aykroyd and explore the question: Are we alone? Captain Bones and BabyChoby also talk about sex, the cosmos, recent allegations against Neil deGrasse Tyson, how Quentin Tarantino's face works, and play a quiz about celebrity close encounters.

In our 6th episode, we finally got our shit together (technically speaking). We sample (ok, we finished the bottle) of Channing Tatum's Idaho potato vodka Born And Bred, tell Magic Mike XXL how we really feel, imagine a male review featuring our favorite baes, and cover the celebrity news of the day, including the break up of Pete and Ariana which may or may not have forgotten to introduce the lede.

We're getting there, folks! Captain Bones and Baby Choby relate the harrowing tale of our disastrous cruise around the Bay of Technical Difficulties , discuss upcoming pod news, and share our current obsessions with musical aplomb. #zendayaismeechee

Our first mini, friends! Podcast updates as we take a little summer break and prepare the new studio. We also discuss what we're watching this summer and scare my new white neighbors with flagrant displays of public moisturizing.

Another CBC Two-fer. This week we review Dive Into Hamptons Water by Jon Bon Jovi and P. Diddy's Ciroc Summer Colada. We discuss the decline of Johnny Depp, the return of Aubrey Graham, celebs who went from hot to hot mess, BDE vs GPE (Good Pussy Energy)and Captain Bones' recipe improv group.

We sample Drake's Virginia Black Whiskey and discuss rap beefs, jizzhands, Pusha-T-Bone steaks, fun with domains, gendered alcohol, Babychoby beat-boxes, clout sweaters and vaginally delivered gremlins!

This week we tried two boozes! Vanderpump LVP Sangria and Christie Brinkley's Bellissima Sparking Rosé and go down a read that leads to Capt. Bones' grandmother’s Urine, throwing Vanderpump Cocktails, Jane Fonda's crabs, sitting down with a Vanderpump Maester, BBQ Becky and Barbra Streisand’s downstairs mall.

Captain Bones and Baby Choby sample Aviation Gin brought to you by Ryan Reynolds and discuss Childish Gambino's taco meat, the life and crimes of Robert Sylvester Kelly, the country of Africa, cult news, best Knowleses and Canadian adjacent oatmeal. Can't get enough of Celebrity Booze Cruise? Follow us on IG @celebrityboozecruise. Celebrity Booze Cruise hosts are Baby Choby (@babychoby on Twitter) and Capt. Bones (@hump_island_ on IG). Celebrity Booze Cruise is recorded at Megasonic Studio (www.megasonicsound.com) in Oakland, CA.

On this, our maiden voyage, Captain Bones and Baby Choby sample Miraval Rose from Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and discuss the vagaries of Brad, freeing the Negroes, the only acceptable blackface, spectral masturbation, why dudes are not people and Eric Bana's nose hair. Can't get enough of Celebrity Booze Cruise? Follow us on IG @celebrityboozecruise. Celebrity Booze Cruise hosts are Baby Choby (@babychoby on Twitter), or Capt. Bones (@hump_island_ on IG). Celebrity Booze Cruise is recorded at Megasonic Studio (www.megasonicsound.com) in Oakland, CA.