Marcus And Sandy Off The Air

Marcus is on his way to Palm Springs. That's a long drive and we are pretty sure he isn't allowing potty breaks. Plus, Jason got away last weekend to pretend like he didn't have kids... and it was glorious!

A lot of people think that their spouse is much better looking than they are. Marcus and Jason are just trying to lose a few pounds cause they think their hot wives could bounce them any second.

Here are the compliments NOT to ever give a woman. Whoops, I think Marcus and Jason have said all of these things.

Are you offended when your parents call you and tell you get your childhood crap the hell out of their house? Sandy takes it like her parents are trying to break up with her. Jason is glad to take possession of his old teddy bear... he doesn't want his parents bad energy impacting Sunshine Bear!

Beings from another universe have already arrived according to Sandy. ...and it's being confirmed by the government?

What happens when you check in on people you knew years ago, and find out something so shocking it makes you question how good a person you really are? I mean, we've known producer Jason is sort of a terrible person for a while now, so is this really that crazy?

What are some pro tips if your co-worker shows up nude on your company Zoom meeting? This has happened to, or will happen to everyone, right? Better be prepared!

What if your kid didn't want the name you chose for them anymore? OK, maybe you could deal but if they wanted to be called a mathematical equation, or a plant, or... a stripper name.

Move first, ask questions later. Where would you go if could move anywhere, right now? What's this? Marcus is ready to pick up and leave, if it just wasn't for that pesky father of his!

The person you just talked to probably did not want to be spending time with you. Or, were you dying for any reason to leave the last interaction you had with another human? Good news! We have pro tips to avoid all human contact on today's very informative episode of Off The Air.

Couple chains themselves together for three months... for some reason. What could go wrong? Uhhh, how about the first time someone has to go number 2!??

So a woman is so mad at her husband for "liking" photos of other women on Instagram, she comes up with the most petty Valentine's gift to give him. Sandy and Jason are annoyed, but Marcus understands the danger... he's been trying to tell guys, don't like that photo!

The cat lawyer on Zoom had us dying from laughter, but now he's a viral star, and people are digging up all his past dirt. What if we went viral? What dirt would people find out about us?

Ever try get something that made you break out into hives? Made your palms sweaty and made you shake? Jason is freaking out trying to buy an XBOX, Sandy felt it trying to book a hiking trip, and Marcus' epic freak out trying to get Hamilton tickets is the stuff of legend.

We've got two news stories that are shocking, insane, and hilarious. We discuss, and then it somehow leads to a story of Sandy hooking up with her massage therapist?

Guys can be so stupid sometimes. Gentlemen... put your phone away, and pull up your pants! Ladies are just not into this.

Guy meets sex doll, guy marries sex doll, guy cheats on sex doll with an "object". Who hasn't been there, amirite?

Sandy has a story for the ages in the first episode of 2021. I mean, seriously, how do you do it in a hammock?

Some of us had cute dogs and kitties growing up. Some of us had pet tarantulas... and look out when they escape!

Marcus and Jason have the perfect Christmas present idea for Sandy... a male escort! She seems to like the idea, but we need to iron out a few details before we lay down the black card on this. This is going to get dirty.