There Will Be Porn
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 45:10:40
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Synopsis
Vintage porn recapped by millennial women who are mostly ok with butt stuff. Cait and Murda are going through the top 100 adult films to see if they're any good, if porn can even remotely be for women, and is there room to get better.
Episodes
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Cait & Murda Get Sad About Ice Melting - "Realities" (1991)
06/03/2019 Duration: 53minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.In this episode, Cait & Murda watch Realities (1991) with Ashlyn Gere, a movie that tries to play out “every woman’s fantasies,” but as usual, Cait & Murda have strong feelings about what those fantasies should be. They also feature a unique interview with Ashlyn Gere and a big fan, along with some movie history, by talking about sex scenes from Body Heat and 9 1/2 Weeks.Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
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Cait & Murda Are Making This Podcast Tight
20/02/2019 Duration: 31minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda are changing things up!Yes, they will still be sitting through a vintage porn one by one, to watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.But in this episode, Cait & Murda are trying to make There Will Be Porn into a tight tight TIGHT pod, by reworking the format, rediscovering their love for each other, and bringing in a new player, PornHub. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel iTunes Spotify Stitcher
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Cait & Murda Don't Understand Why Everyone Loves Ken
06/02/2019 Duration: 01h27minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #84 Firestorm, from 1984 For a movie that is barely a porn and really only have one male protagonist, Murda and Cait still find ways to squeeze in a throuple discussion, fitting a thong to your butt shape, and what is an acceptable penis size for porns. This episode is a long one. There is just so much story to the movie, Firestorm. Ken Cushing is a down and out writer, who gets gigs as a side piece for wealthy women. His girlfriend/ex-girlfriend/hostage Liza follow him around no matter how many women he sleeps with or blind virgins he falls for. Is there Fire? Nope. Do we talk about Fyre Fest? Yes we do. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel fo
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Cait & Murda Are Now Afraid Of All Kens - "Firestorm II Angel Blade" (1987)
23/01/2019 Duration: 01h17minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #85 Firestorm II: The Angel Blade, 1987. Written by Ann Randal (Ayn Rand?) and Directed by Cecil Howard, this porn is a sequel to Firestorm, which the ladies decided to skip, because what could they have missed? Porns don’t have story, right? WRONG. Once again, Cait & Murda are fooled by the synopsis and find an epic tale of love, betrayal, polyamory, stock certificates and Sheiks that walk so fast. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time
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Cait & Murda Are Capitalist Enemies - "Farmer's Daughters : The Movie" (1986)
10/01/2019 Duration: 01h14minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #87 Farmer’s Daughters : The Movie, from 1986. It’s a classic leftist tale of hard working farmer getting fucked by the government, and then letting everyone fuck his daughters on film to pay back his mortgage. Does this film turn Cait & Murda into dirty commies? Or does it just prove that sex is the only industry that matters…Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/fu
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2018 There Will Be Porn(o) Awards
27/12/2018 Duration: 01h05sSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda have spent all year as best friends sitting through a vintage porn and have finally sat down to determine which of the bottom 14 of the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time should win awards in 2018. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel iTunes Spotify Stitcher
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Cait & Murda Discover The Formula For Christmas Sex Magic - "The Tits That Saved XXX-mas" (2003)
12/12/2018 Duration: 01h01minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. It’s a special Christmas/Holiday/Santa Fetish episode!!Cait & Murda are watching The Tits That Saved XXX-mas from 2003. Most importantly, they learn the secret formula to making Christmas magic, which involves boobs, bjs, and hot sex. This movie is pure Christmas joy. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel iTunes Spotify Stitcher
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Cait & Murda Hate Ron Jeremy - "Amanda By Night" (1981)
28/11/2018 Duration: 01h11minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda watch Amanda By Night, a movie about a crime circle of drugs, sex work, the vice squad, and MURDER! Again. So many porns have murder at the core of their story. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel iTunes Spotify
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Cait & Murda Love A Feminist Murderer - "Looker" 1998
15/11/2018 Duration: 01h20minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #89, Looker, from 1998. Possibly one of the best noir detective movie to ever be made, Looker tells the tale of a terrible homicide detective surrounded by incredibly competent women. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel iTunes Spotify
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Cait & Murda Claim The Devil Did It - Special Halloween Episode "The XXXorcist" 2006
31/10/2018 Duration: 55minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Normally, Cait & Murda would spend another week watching films from the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time. But it’s HALLOWEEN! So prepare for a spooky scary and honestly pretty messy porn, The XXXorcist (2006). There’s lots of sex and vomit that Cait & Murda don’t approve of, but it’s cool cuz it was just the devil doing it. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time15 Hilarious Adult Horror ParodiesTop 10 Horror Parodies You Won’t Believe ExistMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel iTunes
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Cait & Murda Are Really Into Buck - "Blame It On Ginger" 1986
17/10/2018 Duration: 01h28minSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #90 (after skipping #91, it’s awful, don’t watch) on the top 101 adult films of all time, Blame It On Ginger. Ginger keeps getting scapegoated as the trouble maker of this group of 4 couples, which includes two DADS. That’s right, there’s some gross Dad stuff in this porn, because why not?Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel
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Cait & Murda Can't Find His Balls - "Sorority Sweethearts" 1983
03/10/2018 Duration: 01h06minCait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #92 on the top 101 adult films of all time, Sorority Sweethearts. The sorority girls are looking for knights in shining armour, a good time, and one man’s set of balls that just straight up disappear. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel iTunes Stitcher
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Porn Star Book Club - "Raw Talent" & "Mistress Pussy Cat, Adventures with Submissive Men in The World of Femdom"
19/09/2018 Duration: 50minWhy watch porn when you can READ ABOUT IT?In this special mini-sode of There Will Be Porn podcast, Cait & Murda talk about a book all about adult films. Written by Jerry Butler, the star of their most hated film from Episode 2 “Cait & Murda Hate This Porn So Much”, the book that bases itself on the success of the movie of the same title, Raw Talent covers the life of male porn start Jerry Butler and his blatant unawareness of being a predator. They also cover Mistress Pussycat, Adventures with Submissive Men in the World of Femdom, which cis a memoir of Joyce Snyder, the writer of Raw Talent the film.This episode offers a deep analysis of the authors and our opinions of what they might be motivated by and what their understanding of their role in the porn industry. If you have thoughts that counter what we say… please email us at twbdpodcast@gmail.com. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterCheck out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinki
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Cait & Murda Just Want Her To Have An Orgasm - "White Women" 1986
05/09/2018 Duration: 01h10minWe thought this movie would be about PSLs, but it’s really about their need to get laid and have orgasms. Because that’s all women ever want, right?Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week the ladies watch #93, White Women, where Debbie and Stacey search for the right way to please a man, or maybe just get an orgasm, or maybe get out of the weird family situation leads their Aunt to speak in monologues and masturbate in front of them…Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeWhite WomenMusic Credit“There Will Be
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Cait & Murda Love Aerial Shots of Orgies - "Two Women" 1992
22/08/2018 Duration: 01h13minCait & Murda spend another week as best friends watching vintage porn. One by one they’re going through AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week the ladies watch #94, Two Women, a story of two women (surprise) who are lying to each other over their sex life with one man, because of course. But trust us, that’s just the beginning. There’s also just a classic orgy, which we love those. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)There Will Be Drinking Recaps Twin PeaksAVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeTwo WomenMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn Theme Song” Dejen Tesfagiorgis : bit.ly/funnyreel Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on Stitcher
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Cait & Murda Appreciate These Hand Job Skills – “The Masseuse” 1990
09/08/2018 Duration: 01h08minUnrequited love between a sex worker and her John leads to a semi-romantic whirlwind for Barbara (Hyapatia Lee) and Jim (Randy Spears), wherein one of them gives out a lot of emotional labor, and the doesn’t really listen. Can you guess where it ends?Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week in the podcast the ladies watch #95, The Masseuse 1990. Maybe one fo the first of it’s kind, massage porn is now it’s own category. This movie explores the dangers of looking for your happily ever after ending. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinks There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeMusic Credit “The
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Cait & Murda Have A Personal Conflict – “Conflict” 1988
25/07/2018 Duration: 55minWhat happens when you take two “revolutionary” adult film directors and play pranks on them during the filming of “innovative” shoots? Conflict. Personal, devastating conflict.Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week in the podcast the ladies watch #96, Conflict, an adult film that was meant to be the Citizen Kane of porns. There’s sex toys. There’s toe fucking. There’s disappearing belts. And it all ends in an elaborate caper. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinks There Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic) AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeConflict AdultDVD Empire (Our total porn boo)Music Credit “There Will Be Porn Theme Song
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Cait & Murda Argue What A Real Whore Is - "Red Vibe Diaries" 1997
12/07/2018 Duration: 01h12minMaybe you’re curious about what women actually do with vibrators. This porn will definitely not answer any of those questions for you. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week the ladies watch #97, The Red Vibe Diaries, a classic marital tale of a lonely housewife, who just needs that D so baaadddd! Cait & Murda find themselves in brothel, in the minds of LA housewives, and for a brief moment on Sesame Street. Listen to this episode with your handy dandy vibrator and make sure to lick it, because that’s definitely what how it’s supposed to work. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Gr
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Cait & Murda Are Scared Of Plastic Sickness – “Texas Dildo Masquerade” 1998
27/06/2018 Duration: 01h04minWhoever said you can’t mix genres, has never seen a Horror-Comedy-Porn. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week they watch Texas Dildo Masquerade, a X-rated spoof of the classic horror film, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If you’re looking for blood and guts, you won’t find them in this movie, although there’s still plenty of bodily fluids. Cait & Murda explore a sillier side of porn watching, and become really concerned about the effects of BPAs on their libido. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeIMDB Texas Dildo MasqueradeMusic Credit“There Will Be Porn
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Cait & Murda Hate This Porn So Much – “Raw Talent” 1984
13/06/2018 Duration: 01h22sTrigger Warning : The film discussed in this episode depicts a fictional sexual assault. Not every porn is a winner. In fact, most of them are terrible based on poor filmography, acting, writing, and overall production. In the case of Raw Talent, it’s the opposite. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week the ladies watch Raw Talent (1984), a movie about a young actor, who gets wrapped up in the adult film industry, and then uses violence and self-victimizing to process his failed acting career. If you like sex, karate, and Cait & Murda yelling at men, this is the episode for you!!Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterCheck out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the origin of the Murda and Cait dynamic)AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All TimeIMBD Raw Tal