Florida Men

In Episode 45 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Man is surprised to find an uninvited guest in his bathroom, Florida Man, Florida Man stealing beer that’s in a can, lookout, here comes Florida Man, Florida Woman wigs out at the hair salon, and a couple of Florida Men crowdsource their dad’s birthday present.

In Episode 44 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man has a failure to launch, a Florida Woman just needed a good night’s sleep, a Florida Woman’s demons just needed a ride, and Florida Man makes the minor leagues.

In Episode 43 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida woman needs a cheeseburger, a Florida man needs a pizza a Florida Couple make love outdoors in the fresh air and natural surroundings of downtown Fort Myers, and a Florida Couple make love in the fresh air and natural surroundings of the back of a patrol car.

In Episode 42 of Florida Men: The Podcast, those coin counting machines at the supermarket are a real ripoff, yet another Florida Woman can’t handle rejection, a Florida Man shows his snake off to onlookers at the beach, and a Florida Man don't need no education.

In Episode 41 of Florida Men: The Podcast, another naked Florida Man goes to the drug store, another argument between a Florida couple ends in a food fight, another Florida man pulls a surprise out of the water while fishing, and a Florida Man threatens to blow up a Home Depot bathroom.

In Episode 40 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man thinks he doesn’t need the bomb squad, a Florida Woman cuts in line at the Orlando airport, a Florida Woman’s political career is licked, and a Florida Man predicts his own death.

In Episode 39 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man gets slapped in the face with some hard meat, a Florida Woman pisses off a hippopotamus, a Florida Man got really excited at Dollar General, and a Florida Woman is a crazy cat lady.

In Episode 38 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida Woman Casey Anthony should just shut up already, a Florida Man should just give up already, a Florida Woman reminds Phil that Joel still owes him Waffle House, and a Florida Man steals the wrong pills.

In Episode 37 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man tries to kill his neighbor with Kindness, a Florida woman plays hide and seek with stolen Rolexes, a Florida man plays hide and seek with 3 syringes, and a Florida woman has no chill.

In Episode 36 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man eats a cop’s car, a Florida Woman eats a cop’s dinner, another Florida Woman beats her parents because they won’t take her to dinner, and a Florida Man loses a game of hide & seek with deputies.

In Episode 35 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man falls victim to a malfunctioning flux capacitor, a Future Florida Woman steals a tricycle, a current Florida woman robs a mailman while riding a tricycle and a Florida Man tries to burn the vampires out of his house.

In Episode 34 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a McDonald’s customer pulls a gun in the drive-thru, a McDonald’s employee doesn’t pull any punches in the dining room, a Florida mugger picks the worst possible victim, and a Florida woman cock-blocks her brother.

In Episode 33 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements with a sex worker, another Florida Man seeks alternate payment arrangements at McDonald’s, a naked Florida Man hiding from aliens takes a bullet, and a Florida Cannibal breaks into his neighbor’s house and refuses to leave.

Merry Christmas! While we spend the day at the beach (that's what the rest of the country does on Xmas day, right?) you can enjoy these Florida Man stories with some holiday cheer. Recorded before a live audience at Caloosahatchee Jack's in Fort Myers, Florida on December 9th, 2018.

In Episode 31 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida comedian takes a Bull by the horns, a Florida man’s website is the bomb, a Florida woman gives her UberEats customer something extra with his order, and a Florida man is the worst shoplifter ever.

In Episode 30 of Florida Men: The Podcast, Florida man bogarts all the booze, Florida woman pulls a knife on a man for fart-shaming her, Florida man is attacked by mall ninjas, and Florida woman is in a hit and run with a plane.This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive patron-only content!News Sources:Florida man was upset that his buddy was chugging all his vodka. The situation escalated.https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article222330995.htmlFlorida woman pulls knife on man who confronted her about fartinghttps://www.wtol.com/2018/11/28/florida-woman-pulls-knife-man-who-confronted-her-about-farting/Florida Man was slashed with sword on Thanksgiving by his wife and her boyfriendhttps://www.wftv.com/news/local/wife-of-man-slashed-with-sword-on-thanksgiving-arrested-police-say/879348877Florida woman charged with DUI after crashing into fence, hitting airplanehttps://www.autoblog.com/2018/12/03/f

In Episode 29 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man gets hangry over an undercooked potato, a Florida man gets the best of a record-breaking python, a Florida thief gets a box full of worms, and a Florida woman tries to hypnotize an accident victim.

In Episode 28 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a gang of white supremacists is busted with drugs, illegal guns and pipe bombs, a Florida woman suspects that meth might be bad for her, a Florida man calls cops to report a break-in by a robber who left behind cocaine, weed, and a bong, and a miniature horse services a Florida man, but is not a service animal.This week, we recorded extra content that can only be heard by our patrons. Go to http://patreon.com/FloridaMen to get the exclusive patron-only conten

In Episode 27 of Florida Men: The Podcast, a Florida man regrets that Lassie died 50 years ago, a Florida mom shows what happens if she doesn’t have her coffee, a Florida man has an impromptu bongo concert, and a Florida man Tells the New England Patriots to go f themselves, and gives them the tools to do so. PLUS we are joined by our favorite listener, Heather.This week, we recorded extra stuff that only our patrons can hear. Go to patreon.com/FloridaMen to subscribe and get the exclusive content

In Episode 26 of Florida Men: The Podcast, four Florida women have very different experiences in medicine. One gets busted by the cops, one by her mom, one gets something removed that she didn't want, and one gets something removed that she kinda needed.