Lock Your Doors

In this weeks episode Shawna gives us a crisp fall introduction. She also got to hang out with Low Down Dirty Dirt Band and house party like it was 2006. She also talks about peeing standing up! Talia had a boring week because she's sick and pregnant. This weeks episode is about Dorothea Puente, the "Death House Landlady" who murdered her tenants to cash their checks. This week is short and sweet, just like us.

This week Shawna and Talia give a shout out to Shawna's husband Derek for his birthday and Talia talks about a potential haunted house she might be into buying! And fun fact: New York has to tell you everything about dead people in a home before you buy it!! This week's episode is about John List, a man who murdered his entire family and was able to be out on the lam for 18 years before being brought to justice. #AMW for life.

On this weeks episode Talia talks about a really cool and inspirational dude she found on youtube. We also talk about Talia's horrible spelling and Shawna's google assistant that she calls Sasha. WARNING: Shawna takes us to some dark places this week. This week's episode is GRAPHIC and DISTURBING. We talk about Gertrude Baniszewski, who is the Scum of the fucking Earth. She was a so called "foster" mom who tortured a poor child in her care, to death. Other children in the neighborhood also took place in the torture of the young girl, in what some reports compare to the "Lord of the Flies", regarding their willing and very active participation in the torture, and later death of Sylvia Likens.

This week Talia gives a shout out to her bad ass, wrestling, beauty queen sister on her St. Louis Anarchy performance. #QuinnMacKay Shawna tells us about her Vegas trip, including a cute anecdote about Elvis and stinky pussy. This weeks episode is about the haunting of Jackie Hernandez, a single mother who begins being tormented by a spirit or unseen force in a small house in San Pedro, CA. A well known parapsychologist investigates, and we should all believe him because he also was the dude that helped the chick from The Entity. Oh yeah, and a story about sex and ghosts. Don't miss it.

This week Shawna makes Talia apologize, Shawna points out the fact that Talia's not on her meds and Talia offers a crazy explanation why! Yes, it's that crazy. They also offer an interesting story on their jager bomb fueled rock n roll world tour that took place in Shawna's house. This week's episode is about three different serial killer stories that bare striking similarities to everyone's favorite TV serial killer, Dexter Morgan. Talia did zero research on this one so she is just as shocked and intrigued as the listeners are this week. We hope you had a wonderful Friday the 13th!

This week Talia apologizes for offending everyone...well, kind of. She also gives advice on sex before Chinese food. Shawna talks about her magic tricks and her desire for cheese. This week's episode is about the killer couple Ray and Faye Copeland from Chillicothe, Missouri. An elderly couple that were convicted of murdering several drifters that they hired as farm hands. Was Faye in on it? Shawna seems pretty convinced. The couple became the oldest criminals in Missouri to ever be given the death sentence. Get out your calculators!

This week's episode Shawna and Talia give a shout out to another twitter listener. Shawna talks about her husband's recent brain injury and his mistaken attempt to explain the birds and the bees to a young child. Shawna also has a drinking game for you guys and a fun pun that she won't let go. Talia talks about her brother's new idea for a new cult. Hint: It involves whiskey and cigarettes. This week's episode is about the San Francisco Witch Killers, James and Suzan Carson. The couple were responsible for murders in California and suspected for possibly a dozen more throughout the U.S. and Europe. Listen to how Suzan made her own DIY religion and took the Islamic religion and her drug induced hallucinations and turned them into a nightmare to whomever she would deem a witch.

This week is Shawna's birthday episode and Talia gives her the gift of her hypnosis elephant! They also give some great advice on burning down a house if you don't know what's inside. This is also one of Talia's favorite true crime stories ever! This week's episode is the insane story of Danny Laplante, a young teenage triple murderer whose crimes were some of the most bizarre in Massachusetts history. You're not going to believe it yourself.

This week Talia and Shawna give a shout out to a listener and discuss some facts about Roman Polanski from Episode 5's Rodney Alcala. Shawna also talks about her distaste for children at the airport and Talia talks about trying her best not to get in a fight at an Arkansas Dollar Store. This week's episode is about the famous Enfield poltergeist. We discuss this astonishing story and dissect one of the most well documented poltergeist cases of all time.

In this weeks episode, Shawna and Talia discuss Shawna's plan to have a moat to protect herself in case of a civil war, and Talia can tell you about the Gin Blossoms and her need to be carried like a baby when she's drunk. They also talk about the haunted Alex Johnson Hotel in Rapid City, SD! We talk about the ghost still rumored to live there, along with the famous past guests of the hotel. Shawna has a personal experience to talk about too because she stayed at this spooky hotel. Take care of yourself, guys. Lock your doors.

In this week's episode listen to Talia talk about going full Ronald McDonald and Shawna talk about her mom pouring a 40 oz for her homies on Memorial Day. This week's episode is also about Bible John, a rapist and serial killer in the late sixties from Glasgow Scotland, crimes that to this day have never been solved.

May is Shawna's Mass Murder Month and Talia talks about how it's never too soon to introduce children to the horrors of true crime. We also talk about Evelyn Dick, one of Canada's most sensationalized murder cases. It's one we still have no idea who did what. Let us know if you figure it out.

Listen to Talia and Shawna discuss Rodney Alcala - The Game show killer and talk about Nebraska and going country.. We also discuss the awesome feedback we have got from our listeners and Talia reminds us yet again, that she has absolutely no memory.

This week listen to Talia and Shawna talk about the urban legend Cropsey and the real man who brought him to life, Andre Rand. Also, listen to Shawna kick Talia while she's down and having a bad day. Pick your favorite this week! And don't forget to lock your doors!

In this episode Talia and Shawna discuss the mass murder/suicide of Jim Jones's The People's Temple. Listen to us discuss how insane Jones was and hear about Shawna and Talia's irrational fears. Thanks for listening! This will be the last back to back episode. We will be releasing episodes every Monday moving forward. We hope these 3 episodes have helped you get to know us. Don't forget to lock your doors!

Talia and Shawna discuss the idea of their podcast Lock Your Doors and introduce themselves to their listeners. Hoping to win you over with their awkwardness and humor, they hope to touch on subjects from religious cults to serial killers. If these things fascinate you then you are in the right place. So please, listen, subscribe, rate and enjoy! This week we will talk about bizarre news stories, accidental internet finds and about the horrible exorcism and death of Anneliese Michel.