Kirby Speaks

I discuss why corny people are doing better than the talented individuals. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

You never need a reason to give your loved one some good fellatio. Do it JUST BECAUSE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

On this segment, I classify titties based on cup size. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Stop placing blame on the red guy with horns and take accountability for yourself. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Does love exist anymore? We live in an extremely thirty social media age. Everyone is super horny, but who wants love? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

You have to watch out for these new age Hoes. They have disguised themselves differently, making it harder to know whose who. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

This is a call to action for the parents. Why are you allowing your kids to become unhealthy. You gotta do better! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Unfortunately, Social Media has given people a false sense of worth. You really aren't as cool as you think you are. Your haters aren't real. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Are Alpha Males becoming a thing of the past? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Caller calls in and explains how he has decent dick and great personality. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Listen to this caller as he calls in. He loves the show. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Women tend to let men bring less to the table in relationships, all for the sake of having good penis. But, is good d!ck enough? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

Any woman who goes to the club after freshly giving birth is a HOE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aheadofthekirb/support

I Don't Want Ugly Kids