Chapel Bell Curve

There's a lot of cock talk in this one. Like, a lot. Seriously. I think we're sorry about it.It's the South Carolina preview.00:56 - Famous Cocks9:32 - Qualitative Preview41:55 - Quantitative PreviewIf you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant

Hello beautiful people! Nathan is here today joined by Ross Rutledge of r2sportsmetrics.com and @dawgquant fame to preview the Dawgs next tilt against Samford. Highlights include stats, storylines, some viewer questions, and a surprisingly long talk about obscure Protestant sects in modern America.Qualitative Review: 2:40Quantitative Review: 14:50#AskCBC (and Nathan's Solo ASMR Segment): 34:28If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBrayRoss Rutledge on Twitter - @DawgQuant 

That was certainly a game we all witnessed to kicked the season off. We're also joined by the ever-talented, Amanda Mull (@amandamull on Twitter) to talk all things Ducks, Dawgs, and what we might expect to follow this trouncing in Atlanta.If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on Twitter@ChapelBellCurve@NathanJlawrence@TheJustinBray@amandamull 

Justin and Nathan present you the Oregon preview. The boys are here with, Justin/Stetson Fan Fic, hot duck content, morning vibes, and two gratuitous mentions of Chili's.  Highlights include: 3:50 - Justin's Fan Fic Corner7:07 - Qualitative Preview (Hot Duck Content)17:00 - Qualitative Preview (Actual Football)33:10 - Quantitative Preview47:40 - PredictionsEditors Note: Because Nathan is bad at editing, there's a little bit of static in the audio as the boys talk back and forth. We'll reset Nathan's operating system and have this fixed in the next episode, for now, we're sorry, and Go Dawgs. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Law

You've heard us talk all about CBCR2 and now we're here with the man himself to share how that sweet statsy sausage gets made. Find Ross on Twitter @quantdawg or on his site r2sportsmetrics.com.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

We made it to three pre-season episodes! Who'd have thought it? Not us. Nathan and Justin are here today to answer all of your (very clever) #askcbc questions. We've got RPG talk, SEC teams as Tik Tok trends, and a lot of actual football discussion. Highlights include: 4:30 - $50 Patron Question9:03 - Discord Questions42:15 - Twitter QuestionsIf you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically. You can find all of the stats that we talk about, including our CBCR2 power metric, at R2 Sports Metrics.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

What's that? The thump of clad feet across your still scorching-hot roof? It's not seasonally inappropriate Santa Claus, it's Nathan and Justin, back again with their second episode in two days, and they' re here to preview the dawgs.  We've got some waxing rhapsodic about tight ends, getting ROCKED UP for stats, and the fateful return of Stetson Bennet Narratives, TM TM TM.00:30 - Intro2:38 - Qualitative Preview25:51 - Quantitative Preview (Using CBCR2)If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

We're back! The boys are here to bring you all the SEC preview goodness you can eat (with your ears). Highlights include: 00:50 - What is  Chapel Bell Curve2:10 - New Format, who dis? 10:20 - Qualitative Preview (chin waggin' season) 12:22 - Oh no Bama what are you doing with that tire iro- (talking SEC West)16:18 - The 2nd best of the SEC East (talking  HOOPLE)22:50 -  Narratives and other BS27:00 - Lightning Round Qualitative Questions30:21 - Quantitative Preview (numbers and junk)30:50 - What is CBCR2?33:34 -  Running down the CBCR2 ratings for the SEC38:50 - Nathan justifies his fear of South Carolina43:10 - Who's in the 4th spot of the CFP? 46:38 - Who is the next Cincinnati? If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBel

We are gathered here today to discuss only the juiciest of off-season topics for your podcast enjoyment. Listen to it at like, .25x speed so you can really savor the content for as long as possible. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.comYell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

In this *very* special episode we called on all of you to help make it happen since Nathan has been sick all week. We had the chance to speak with some incredible CBC listeners and supporters, and some DGDs alike. Huge thank you to everyone that participated and helped out on such short notice. We literally could not have done this without you! It's the Natty Preview. Check the time stamps below to find specific interviews:11:47 - Ava21:07 - Andy30:32 - Abby37:46 - Ian45:08 - Ross @Dawgquant59:09 - Graham Coffey @DawgOutWest1:16:20 - Amanda Mull @AmandaMull1:33:49 - THE Dr. James Barefield (Yes, that one)1:42:58 - Yara's RAGE Against the Machine!

All we're saying is we've never seen Hugh Jackman or Jim Harbaugh in the same room. The jury is still out on whether or not this is coincidence.It's the Michigan Preview (and live show!)If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Nope, not that. All's well that ends well! Nah, not that either. *insert appropriate idiom for the emptiness I currently feel*It's the SECCG Review If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Sure, we can talk about what happened this past weekend, and we will. But we really gotta talk about the madness going on in the world of CFB right now too. It's the Georgia Tech Review. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Oops. We combined 'em all. Didn't have much to talk about between the two games we're currently sandwiched between so we did all the things. You get some Yara, you get some #askcbc, you some stats, and a guest in the ever talented Ross Rutledge here to talk to you about CBCR2 and how we're a real stats-pod now. It's the everything episode.Enjoy Yara's Rage Against the MachineIf you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Kneel now Tiny Fast Boy and kneel no more. Rise Unequivocally masculine short king.It's the Tennessee review. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Come home Smokey. I know this isn't where you're from, but it could be. All I'm saying is you give us a chance to turn this metaphorical waffle house into a waffle home.It's the Tennessee preview. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Another week, another title, which means another opportunity to see how far I can go before Nathan takes the episode naming rights away.It's the Mizzou Review. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

Gather 'round now children and I'll tell you the tale of ole Humphrey Mizzou. He's perhaps the most spritely lil chap west of the Mississippi. When he's not founding whole universities, he's leaving treats under children's pillows and collecting discarded post-it notes. But don't cross him. He does bite. It's the Mizzou preview. If you like what we do, consider throwing a dollar our way through our Patreon! A $1 monthly contribution gives you access to our Discord server and burgeoning community of goobers ready to talk about football and all things enthusiastically.Send us your questions using the hashtag #askcbc or use good ole fashioned email - ChapelBellCurve@gmail.com Yell at us on TwitterChapel Bell Curve Twitter - @ChapelBellCurveNathan Lawrence on Twitter - @NathanJlawrenceJustin Bray on Twitter - @TheJustinBray

I cannot believe that is an actual real title I just wrote for our stats-focused, college football podcast. You're all a bunch of perverts and I love you.  It's the Florida Review.