The Luke And Pete Show

Have you ever imagined what Pete would be like on Come Dine With Me? Luke and Pete think about that prospect on today's episode. Imagine the house search... Speaking of Pete, he was recently the victim of a youthful prank while on a train. He tells us about that and also about his new pastime of sitting in his car drinking Bigga Juice. Should we have expected anything else?Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What really is the definition of artificial intelligence? Enjoyably, Pete tries to explain that on today's show...On a different but strangely related note, we learn more about the possibility of people wearing fake toenails and we hear from a listener who explains why HP Sauce is popular with people indigenous to the Arctic Circle.You can't say this show is not a broad church...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete opens up his sexual sound effect catalogue for the world to endure, while Luke revels in being the bad boy of garlic pressing. Just a normal show, then. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you think you know Pete Donaldson, can you guess what his favourite movie of all time is? He reveals all on today's show.Elsewhere, a listener tells Luke and Pete about the worst thing they ever did at school and the lads assess the music careers of Phil Collins and PJ & Duncan (aka Ant & Dec). You can decide who is the more impactful artist...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's Toyota Century saga rolls on! Today, we find out that things have amazingly got even worse for Donny.Elsewhere, Luke is forced to bring up the trauma of the time he lived with Pete for a week and we get an update on Pete's dad's current routine. Plus, there is a rare cameo from Luke's cat.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete's house is the only one in the street at hasn't been affected by power cuts recently so he has been handing out free electricity to his neighbours. Luke thinks he's being scammed...Elsewhere, Luke and Pete reveal what they were like in school and Pete gives us his predictions for 2024. They're predictably pessimistic.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The day we never thought would arrive is finally here! The tax man has finally caught up with Pete Donaldson…Today, Pete tells us all about that before the wife Luke has access to provides live feedback to some of Luke’s complaints on the podcast. Plus, we get an update on the most (de)pressing story on The Luke and Pete Show right now… Pete’s new car. Is it still in Southampton? Listen to find out!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke is trying to buy a safe. His journey into fatherhood is officially complete.Today, he and Pete hear from a listener that found a stash of Gaviscon buried in their local park. On top of that, a different listener tells them about the time that they once caught some renegade putting brown sauce on a slice of cake. Incredible behaviour.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s 2024 and Luke’s on a health kick. Pete doesn’t need a health kick, however, as he’s losing enough weight stressing about how to get access to his new car.He tells us all about that and Luke tells us about the new Mickey Mouse horror movie. The lads then stick two fingers up to the haters and prove that the battery feature still lives on, stronger than ever, in 2024.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete has started the year by disappointing himself. Sounds like every other year then…Today, he and Luke try to work out how he can drive his new car home without any number plates. Speaking of Pete’s schemes, we also get an update on his mission to own a Mr Doughnut. 2024's going to be a vintage year.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the period between Christmas and New Year and Luke and Pete have descended into madness. The result? They’re trying to work out what explicit items you could 3D print.Elsewhere, Pete explains why the partner he has access to wouldn’t buy the Christmas present he really wanted. She’s probably made a sensible decision, to be honest…We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas from the Luke and Pete Show! Today, we're celebrating the big day by re-reading our most famous Christmas tale and revelling in the festive spirit of calling your mum a greedy c...We also hear some new festive stories which include a quite cruel Christmas Day prank and an incident where one of our listeners almost "killed" their grandfather. Don't worry, he was laughing in the end!We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"You can't do anything these days", except dress up as a group of priests and sail down your local river in a raft called the "Boat out of Hell".Today, Luke and Pete officially kick-off Christmas by reading out your Christmas traditions. Is there anything more devious than putting Baileys on your Cornflakes? We'll let you decide...We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Future divorcees Pete and Luke take cringe culture to task, and Pete's got a rather unwelcome update on the imported Japanese car front (it's arriving at a most unfortunate time and yes, he's absolutely fine with that.)Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.This Thursday - the first of our two Luke and Pete Show Christmas shows! Strap yourselves in... with a string of tinsel.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s getting a new car and he’s ordered it from Japan, obviously. The lads track the car's journey across the sea on today’s show.Elsewhere, Luke and Pete take a moment to enjoy Jeremy Vine's latest faux pas and a listener sets the parameters in which the battery feature will end. You better send us your new players!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas is a time for friends and family. For Luke and Pete, that means spending the evening going to see an indie band together.Today, we hear all about that recent social excursion. Pete then stays in the Christmas spirit by updating us on his annual trip home to settle differences with his family and the lads try and decide if a BBC presenter should be sticking their middle finger up just before they read the news.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing Pete’s new golfing alter ego, Wentworth Bones. Wentworth Bones’ personality traits are just as unpredictable and chaotic as you might expect…Once the meet and greet is over, Luke then tells Pete all about how he got revenge over one of his fellow passengers on his flight back from America. Plus, Pete explains why he had to wear surgical gloves while putting up his Christmas lights at the weekend.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A listener, Martyn, caused quite a stir in the Luke and Pete Show community a few weeks ago by sending a photo of what appeared to be a fridge built into a fence.Today, Martyn is back with a much-needed update on the situation. Elsewhere, Luke tells Pete all about his trip to America and the latest 3D printing antics from stateside. He also offers Pete a brand new scarf. But not from the 3D printer.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete wants to start a cult. Is anyone surprised by this news?Once Luke has delved into that a bit more on today's show, he then tells Pete all about the trauma he suffered after watching a horror movie as a child. Speaking of which, is it good parenting to play a paranormal prank on your children when they’re already scared of ghosts? We'll let you decide...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever wondered what happens if you eat scampi fries that are three years out of date? Unfortunately, one of our listeners has found out.Today, we hear all about that and Pete tells us about the time he made a major faux pas while presenting a Battle of the Bands competition in the Hard Rock Cafe. Donny really has led a glamorous life...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.