The Luke And Pete Show

What do you do if you’re desperate for people to like you? Well, if you’re Elon Musk, you buy Twitter.On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss what we think the world will look like without Twitter and a listener risks their job to submit not one but two New Player batteries. That’s the commitment we’re looking for!Think you have found a new player? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you ever just stop and think, what's Bono doing? We ponder that strange question on today's show. We also discuss whether you could invent a glory hole for haircuts and we learn the amazingly appropriate nickname Pete has been given by his niece. It's just another Monday on The Luke and Pete Show.What are the fish and chip shop prices in your local area? We want to know: Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guy Fawkes night is around the corner so Luke and Pete are getting in the spirit by planning petty crimes. It's all fun and games until Luke potentially gets embroiled in an actual crime.Elsewhere, Pete starts beef with a Michelin star chef and we finally get an explanation for why Donny is so, erm... unique.Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s the best way to celebrate Halloween? Eat loads of American Candy, of course. Because that is definitely going to help Pete’s stomach problems…Speaking of Halloween, we marvel at a mass grave containing over 600 monks. Elsewhere a listener, unexpectedly, informs us that we played a part in the birth of their first child.Have we played a part in one of your major life events? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got a new Prime Minister, for the next couple of months at least. I'm sure he'll be respected and won’t be labelled a **** on the BBC, right? Maybe not. As well as hearing more on that, we discuss whether the day has finally come for Pete to replace the Fiat and a listener sends in a very unusual eBay listing.Spotted anything unusual on the internet? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blink 182 are back, baby! But do the pop-punk icons know more about pop-punk than Petey-pie Donaldson? He once listened to a Propagandhi album after all… Elsewhere, we find out Captain Kirk regretted going where no man has gone before and - going where no podcast has gone before - we start a physical collection of new player batteries, thanks to an amazing gift from one of our lovely listeners.Do you have a new player to add to our battery daddy? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke loses the plot on today’s show as amazingly Pete manages to make himself sneeze on demand.  Elsewhere, we once again stick two feet into the knock-off Nintendo Wii homepage that is the Metaverse and receive a really enjoyable email about a man who unknowingly wore a quite incredible t-shirt. And no, for once that man wasn’t Donny.Do you have any hidden talents? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s the day! Luke and Pete are back with a big announcement… *drumroll please*... legs are coming to the Metaverse!Join us in celebrating that major news on today's show. We also discuss the concept of infinity and how it means that Pete will one day turn into a dog turd and hear about how we unknowingly caused an incident that sent a listener to hospital.Have we ever caused an incident in your life? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete’s back from driving a bigger boy’s car down the west coast of America! He only almost rolled it once, so it went pretty well overall.Elsewhere, Pete reviews American towns he visited in three words and we scream “JUSTICE FOR COCAINE BEAR” as news has reached the Luke and Pete Show that the peace-loving icon has been done dirty in a movie adaptation of his life.Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke starts the show by expressing his displeasure for comedy as a genre. He better not read the description of this podcast… Once we have gotten passed that, the lads tell us about 2 different, but equally impressive, trips to the theatre that they have been on and Luke gets wound up by the idea of a Cliff Richard Christmas album.Can you think of something that will wind Luke up? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What other podcast could go from dissecting the Prime Minister’s shambolic media relations to uncovering some of the world’s rarest battery brands in the time it takes to say, ad-break?We’ve got all that on the show plus a belated tribute to Coolio and the under-appreciated legacy of Gangsta's Paradise.Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is there anyone that doesn’t find classic ventriloquism terrifying? That is the question we are faced with on today’s show. Elsewhere, we hear about Luke’s cat's particular drinking habits, a listener that spotted a rogue Pete Donaldson in the wild and we help a member of our community that is about the start a new job. Can we offer you some advice on anything? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Warning! This episode contains more penis chat. We are sorry but ALOT of you did ask for it. If that’s too much then don’t worry, we bring the tone back by once again discussing the long egg. We also hear about Pete’s dog visiting the office and have a very special edition of the battery section.Want to share a story with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on The Luke and Pete Show... Pete revealed he was planning a great road trip from New York to Philadelphia. How did he get on? Listen to today's episode to find out. We also go on a mission to uncover whether deeply problematic TikTok stars have been emailing us and hear about some strange drama from the world of chess.Are you a deeply problematic TikTok star? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lads are still stateside and Luke is helping Pete plan a road trip…. Oh dear, good luck to all American drivers.In the second half, we then bring you an extremely exciting LIVE battery brand search and read an email offering up an interesting solution to Pete’s dog barking problem.Can you help us with any of our problems? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are bringing you this episode directly from Pete’s hotel room in New York. This obviously means the lads are recording surrounded by empty bottles of Pepto Bismol and packets of instant noodles.Elsewhere Pete has been trying the local delicacies (aka Japanese whisky) and we hear about a very successful duelling dog.Do you have any stories about New York? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This time around on The Luke and Pete Show, Donny considers attacking one of his neighbours in a frightening, yet also confusing, way and both men consider a spin off series involving hunting down some UFOs. Luke would love it, Pete would be angry about doing it.There's also a man marrying a hologram (not Pete), some incredibly problematic action figures, and the latest scandal to hit Luke's neighbourhood Whatsapp group. To get in touch, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Desalination - why don't we do more of it? Maybe we do, and Luke and Pete are just unaware of it. Maybe let us know, if you're a water expert. On today's episode the chaps take the time to talk about Pete's trip to Cardiff which resulted in some remarkable medical advice concerning Pepto-Bismol, before despairing at the latest government nonsense and giving the entirely unnecessary Edwina Currie a dressing down. Give us a spin, the subscribe button's just over there!  Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi everyone, and welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Pete has turned up wearing a leather waistcoat with nothing underneath, is still rocking his moustache and is now also in trouble with an unknown neighbour. But which one? The investigation starts apace...Elsewhere, there's plenty of time to have a pop at Sir Cliff Richard, talk about the best flavours of cordial, and send out a plea for a bigger battery boy to get in touch with us about a submission sent in by one of our listeners. Ta ta for now! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve sent Pete into the world of Game of Thrones and it turns out his origin story is pretty epic. We present to you: Donny, the finest blacksmith in Westeros.Pete’s staying humble though, as his new title doesn’t stop him from reading out your emails. We hear about a lady who mistakenly ate the products in Lush and a listener who accidentally became TikTok famous.Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.