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We welcome the return of Shell. She holds us, somewhat, in check. definitions of "House of Ill Repute": dictionary.com google's definition Phrase Finder's definition singing Bowl see: video yoga Bored teen plays Van Halen

Today I Learned that searching for, "How fast does the semen leave your wnag," on youtube leads to some very interesting results. Also. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to repeat. Tim Meadows - The Ladies' Man UCB Ass pennies again

This week: Clothing options during the 1990s cherri Bundi

THIS WEEK!: Jason pushes Jon's Buttons. We both complain a lot and make referecnes to esotheric things. Jim Dandy -- song Garfunkel and Oates -- This Party Took a Turn for the Douche

s week had show notes... no one noticed Topics Ghostbusters ADD Wigs Judd Hirs....John Hurt Airwolf Battlestar Galactica Special effects More wigs Tim Curry Inception Insect lifespans

Food comes up... and digestion.

Bill Murray can email us any time he likes to tells us about his moderate achievements. liquid disappointment Keep fucking that chicken

This week, we discuss our backup careers in alternative burial methods and other The kids and their rap music. Jon's love of gear and much much more. links: The periodic table of elements accidental cock block J-B Weld Grosse Pointe Blank Marion Berry The Bloodhound Gang Whys Everybody Always Picking On Me The Count of Monte Cristo should not be cofused with the Monte Cristo sandwich Tron and Tron Yes Also note: Wikipedia is never wrong. This is why nearly all links are to wikipedia.

Jon is Born This Way. Enjoy the video RBF brix cup

Jon makes a few mistakes. Coach Hines is possibly not the coach discussed

Notes: Floating Dog Waterworld 1995 The Postman 1997 Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 1985

In this episode: David Bowie Jon gets movie trivia wrong Jon gets movie trivia right Jason talks about WarHammer 40k We are still looking for someone to create some show artwork for the show. Feel free to email Jon if you want to help.

Join us for more sarcasm and hear what Jason really thinks about truckers. send feeback to Jon. We need to know how much a good wig costs(The price of a cheap one would not go amiss either). Links Leather and Lace

Links for the week: The Wheels on the Bus Angina is Tough

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For feedback email jon or jason In our special holiday episode, we talk very little about the holiday. We do discuss the following: The Offspring Battle-axes and open-carry laws Jon coughs, a lot Doomsday preppers Boonie hats Bright colors Armageddon Urban Camo Realtree camo Black Wal-Mart reciept checkers Benchmade Griptillian with orange handle Knife Sharpeners Robin Hood Gary Oldman Allan Rickman Chew the Scenery food... again pizza Michael Hogan as Colonel Tigh Battlestar Galactica lore George Thorogood and The Destroyers Brave New World Majel Barrett Lurch from the Addams Family you rang Monster-sized nephews Boob-slapping stories Red Robin Joe Pesci Jon's evolutionary theories Top Ramen Jack rabbit *

This one is a little shorter, the phrase Star Wars does not apear at all in this epusode, even though episode VII comes out on the day this episode is released. Good luck nerds. I hope you don't ruin the movie before I get to see it. Topics for this episode: Lack of follow-up Jason's correction Sunshine makes Cheese-Its, not that other company Metric measurements follow-up Pineapple Corers Jon's nervouse ticks saying, so, at the beginning of every sentence email addresses [jon@twobeardos.com] [jason@twobeardos.com] pronunciations of John Michael Bay Song quotes Stand-up comedy Mann's assumption Jon's self-imposed commitments Little Britain Computer says no School experiences? Pasty guys "Interesting?!" SNOW-MAGEDDON 2015!!!!!! Poor driving Jason's road-rage Lazy-ness saves the day Jon's impression of a snow-crust-breaking icebreaker Asthma Axes Battle Fire Galls Armageddon Leaving on a Jet Plane not Afternoon Delight Skillets cookine tips More Follow-up I meant Jingle not Jingo Bill an