Your Mom's House With Christina P. And Tom Segura

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 55% off your Babbel subscription. -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/MOM to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a clip of an all natural bodybuilder and discuss why famous leaders of history are so horny. We get a recap of some hate from Caitlin Campbell's Instagram posts and check out a cool train enthusiast from the UK. Tim and Kristin are then joined by comedian and all around hustler, Jiaoying Summers. She talks about her Chinese upbringing and how desperation led to her attending college in Kentucky. They also discuss topics such as strict Chinese beauty standards, scorpion juice, brutal mothers, and her ownership of a comedy club. Jiaoying also gets introduced to some classic YMH clips and reacts to some of Christina's TikTok curations. Ta ta there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a courageously dumb tourist and get some insight on world travel from Chad in the booth. Next on the show we have a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks curated by THE Christina P which includes a man with period cramps, a guy with tattooed eyeballs, a disruptive gospel singer, a tongue piercing, and a very talented sommelier. We then wrap up with a very special and very cool animated show inspired by the cool guys from YMH! Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https:

Did you miss our new YMH Special “69 Minutes?” You can still watch it NOW at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. 'Tis the season to be a cool guy! This week Tim and Christine open the show with a Christmas wish and have some serious opinions on cottage cheese. They also review a batch of wonderful new cool guys, discuss scents, and admire what Christina's doing with her hair. We then welcome comedian Mike Bridenstine! He's got a new book out "The Perfect Amount of Wrong: The Rise of Alt Comedy on Chicago's North Side" and this leads to an in-depth conversation about the heavy hitters he came up with. Names like TJ Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, and Hannibal Buress are just few of the comedians who made the alt comedy scene in Chicago what it was. They also talk about crazy drivers, dumb tourists, throuples, watering plants with period blood, little people, power washing fat people, and some hilarious TikToks curated by Christina P!

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com Tom is coming to LA for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival. Tickets are on presale this Thursday at 10am PST with the code TOMMY. Get tickets at https://netflixisajokefest.com or https://tomsegura.com/tour PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss what they love about the holiday season, being in the Christmas spirit, women's bareknuckle boxing, Tom's airport story, and dumb tourism. They also watch some clips from those same dumb tourists and a mashup video of a Chris Hanson interrogation with a video of Senator John Kennedy reading an erotic novel. Country musician Wheeler Walker Jr. joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new album "Ram", Nashville, Garth Brooks, Tom's remix of a Miami Sound Machine song, and Kevin Leonardo. They also watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips and wrap up by watching a batch of fun TikTok's. Wheeler then close

Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at https://69minutes.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS:  -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor. Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhou

SPONSORS:  -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week Tom Segura and Christina P are feeling the effects of Thanksgiving, they also talk about a horrible Uber driver, the upcoming special “69 Minutes”, an Enny’s dreads update. They also check out some clips featuring a fun mispronunciation of Daniel Ricciardo, a cool chiropractor, and even cooler guy in Columbia, and a Hellcat lady, before interpreting the meaning behind a philosophical question proposed by Rob Iler.  Comedian Ralph Barbosa joins in and talks about his Netflix special, attracting goth girls, and making peace with the infamous beef with George Lopez. Christina shows Ralph some TikToks and the trio react to some clips regarding butt stuff, and they get Ralphs take on some prison inmate penpal videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates  https://store.ymhstudios.com/  https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn

This week Tom Segura and Christina P welcome Ryan Sickler back to the Mommy Dome for Thanksgiving! Tom addresses torturing Charo, admiring the beauty of David Beckham, and broken looking flight attendants. Christina also chimes in with some old journal memories and matching couples outfits. We also get announcements for the upcoming event comedy special "69 Minutes" and new tour dates for both Tom and Christina! The main mommies are then joined by comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler! They catch up and talk about what he's been up, the new podcast he's launching soon, Dennis Rodman, and dangerous student drivers. They move into clip territory and watch some clips from some chiropractors and highlights from Ryan Sickler's appearance on Jesse Lee Peterson's show. Finally we see the return of Christina's Curations and get some classics from the world of TikTok! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast   Learn mor

Tickets for Tom's new Come Together Tour are now available on pre-sale! Get them now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour and using the code TOMMY SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Pull up your jeans and pull out some teeth this week with Tim and Kirstin! The Main Mommy is bored of being sick and discusses the perks of not eating late. They chat about hosting Tom's foreign cousins and their very particular choice of personal scents. We celebrate "No Bra Day" with The King, talk Victoria's Secret bringing sexy back, being a smart foo, plus more on Tom's F1 experience. Tom also has an announcement for a brand new special event! Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and comedy club owner Nate Jackson! He reveals how embracing TikTok changed the game for him and helped him break records selling tickets. Nate shares his thoughts on some clips featuring Jesse Lee Peterson and a Chewbacca roar revenge prank. They also talk about the success of Tyler Pe

Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the "origin of hate" and why Christina's forklift certified dad did not care for the nomads of Eastern Europe. We keep it proto and talk morning routines and what the son of a Buc-ee's co-founder has been doing in bathrooms. We also get a major DENTAL UPDATE! Rapper Eso of the hip hop group Czarface joins the Main Mommies to discuss his album Czarmageddon, his collaborator Inspectah Deck, big words you can't say on stage, rhyming from the pocket, scary dogs , some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Christina shares a story about an encounter with a Texas man who hunted down a hit and run driver for her! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY HALLOWJEANS!! On this episode, Tom and Christina discuss Christina's goth makeup, Halloween candy, their upcoming live show event, Charo's trip to Israel, and why adult actors make the best guests. Jimmy Carr is is a British-Irish comedian, presenter, writer, and actor. He joins the Main Mommies to chat about his upbringing, the Royal Family, the "Up" series, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Michael Jackson, performing internationally, and much more! He also watches some classic Master of Accents videos and shares some insight. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard workers of America at Walmart and coffee shops. Christina and Tom welcome the girls from This Bitch Podcast, Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, on the pod. They are fresh off the plane from Skankfest in Vegas and they have some stories to tell. Sara and Kim share their latest escapades in between the YMH-style clips Tom and Christina picked out for them. Before wrapping up the episode, the girls were introduced to Jesse Lee Peterson, which caused Kim to have a troubling realization. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to another episode of YMH. This week, Christina addresses her shower cap/bonnet controversy, and her and Tom discuss spray tans, super models, Tom’s shoutout on AEW, and more! They watch clips of Kevin Samuels, Jesse Lee Peterson, Horrible or Hilarious, and a guy cleaning brown out of a urinal. Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine are comedians and the hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. They join the Main Mommies to find out which Cool Guy they want to date, and discuss Armie Hammer, if height matters, butt stuff, polyamory, Ben Affleck’s back tattoo, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hear his side of the story. They also expose him to the classic cool guys of YMH, some new inmate pen-pal videos, and another batch of Christina's TikToks. The three talk about swingers, isolation, sitting on cakes, and what it's like to watch yourself do comedy. Before Joe's segment, Tom talks about the joys of torturing Charo and cold plunges. Also, they may have found a new cool guy in Jesse Peterson. Ta ta there! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss the catering they got for her birthday, Charo’s old French lover, Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect, and the new thing Charo wants: veneers. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tom welcome Danny Brown back on the pod! Christina opens up the episode with an update on what happened while she was in Canada and her newest Pazsitzky Effect. Enny has a new addition to his Cap Report that may have you scratching your head. Once Danny makes his entrance, he updates Tom and CP on what’s going on with his life and music. Tom nudges Danny into a trying standup soon. Danny is then subjected to the YMH lineup of special videos like cool educational videos, Horrible or Hilarious, and inmate penpal. They wrap up the episode with Christina’s curations of TikToks. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos. It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the Jean Team. He sits down with the Main Mommies to discuss his time with the show, what’s going to happen with the marathon, and what next is in store for him. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up material, bribing Charo to come on the podcast, the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day, the Spanish soccer coach who kissed his player on the lips, and much more! They pay tribute to Jimmy Buffett and read the lyrics to a little-known song of his, and watch a video of a cool dude who claims he had homosexual relations with Barack Obama. Dan Soder joins the Main Mommies to discuss missing smoking cigarettes, getting drunk and high on stage, hanging with Dave Chappelle, free climbing, and cave diving, getting hurt as a kid, and much more! They watch New York’s cool new gender training video, some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus Tom shares his infamous horse video. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomsh

We’re Home Here Now for a new episode of YMH!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P watch a cool video of a guy explaining why women in their 40s taste better, another dude who got busted sniffing butts in a bookstore, plus they meet some sweet Idaho inmates who are looking for penpals. Kevin Ryan and H Foley from the “Are You Garbage?” podcast join the Main Mommies to discuss Ozempic, public vs. private meals, getting bribed as a juror, if Christina is Garbage, and why Lauren Compton definitely is, and more! Todd and Christine introduce the boys to their prison pen pals and they play a fun game of “Guess The Charges!” They wrap up by watching some fun “Horrible or Hilarious” videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout routine, and to enjoy some of Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. We also get two new Cap Reports and a follow-up on bisexuality from a fellow comedian. Other topics include: How often to "sharpen your knife", what addiction to choose, and the recent resurgence of the R-Word. Finally, we're imposing a weight limit here at Studio Jeans and Tom calls Dr. Drew with a brilliant idea about educational content. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely productive mom, plus much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices