15 Minutes With Lincoln

Abe and Tim hop on a Zoom call with Geert Blorgfus and Tim's old roommate Alec of the Illinois Volunteer Militia's Autonomous Zone.

Tim's niece (Megan Kingsbury) stops by to ask for Abe's advice running for 8th grade student council president.

Abe tries to help Tim brainstorm some policy positions on the biggest issues troubling the American people. Tim wants to talk about which PlayStation 5 he wants to buy.

Abe returns to the afterlife for a check-in on his mission with an otherworldly deity. Thanks to the great Atra Asdou (@AtraAsdou).

A census taker drops by to ask Tim some questions that are vital to our democracy. Thanks to the great Becca Slack (@ohboybeccaslack)!

Abe is joined by a special guest host this week, the great Meg Indurti to talk all things abolition (no, not the one you're thinking of).

Abe and Tim check in on their mental health five months into quarantine.

Abe and Tim discuss the current state of the covid-19 unemployment benefits. Then, Abe checks in with Tim about how his improv shows are going on OnlyFans.

Having spent last week discussing the Snyder cut and the DC cinematic universe, Abe and Tim actually talk about politics. Then, Tim talks about his experience watching Shazam.

Abe and Tim predict what happens in the nearly four-hour-long Snyder cut of Justice League.

Tim hosts a Zoom call with the Presidents of Mount Rushmore (Andrew Knox, Ryan Ben, Kellen Terrett)to figure out what to do with the monument.

Abe and Tim discuss celebrating 4th of July in quarantine, and Abe kicks off his new Sons of Anarchy recap segment.

Abraham Lincoln discusses the history of Juneteenth, why it hasn't been recognized as it should have been, and why it should be.

Abe and Tim discuss the past few weeks of protests in America, and work together to come up with the perfect corporate statement for Tim's company.

Abe and Tim discuss the legacy of Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls, and how the starting lineup compares to Abe's cabinet. Thanks to our sponsor, Zagzone. #zagzone

Tim walks Abe through a mental health checklist. Plus, the debut of the ZAGZONE.

Tim and Abe land a HUGE sponsorship opportunity.

Tim and Abe go to "court" to decide what belongs in their Instacart order.

Tim and Abe draft the four best characters from all of fiction to form the perfect coronavirus task force teams. Spoiler warning for Star Trek Insurrection.

Abe and Tim each predict the three biggest issues in the 2020 Presidential campaign. Plus, Tim reviews Final Fantasy 7 again.