Danish And O'neill

Paaaaaarty peeeeeeople (remember that from the hit song Whoomp There It Is?)! We start off the show by wishing all of you a happy P-22 day and discussing the "legendary" cougar and O'Neill's chances against it. O'Neill then discusses his experience of a day at the "horse track" with the "ponies". Did he win? Did he lose? Listen and find out, ya dingus. Danish then tells about his recent experience at a concert, and O'Neill accuses him of being an "old man". SHOTS FIRED!!!! We get into an interesting crowd surfing side tangent. After that, we discuss the recent Twitter activity of one Eric Hites. We move on from Mr. Hites and discuss another D+O favorite: Steven Seagal. There have been some damning reports and allegations regarding Sensei Steve. Inspired by a listener tweet, there's some "rippers 'n relationships" talk. The D+O debate of: are razor blades being putting in candy is finally settled. Or is it?!? You be the judge. Then, it's on to a MUCH needed flying humanoid update!!!!! Chicago,

Hiiiiiiiiiyee. It's yet another glorious episode of Danish and O'Neill for your listening consumption. On this week's edition, we start out with a much needed Eric Hites update. Spoiler alert, he's on the move again! After that magic, we make a perfect transition into a story about someone using a drone to try to lure children away from a school. Welcome to 2017! What's not to like? Then, we discuss an article that enrages us...it involves a real service animal that gets put in danger for absolutely NO reason. Stop fake service animals now. Stop the insanity! When that stimulating convo comes to an end, we head to Valparaiso, Indiana (home of the great Ryan O'Neill). Apparently, it's not a good place to rob a supermarket. The stories just keep-on-a-comin'...cause after that, it's on to a story about a guy who could be friends with Georges St. Pierre. Listen. You'll get it. And then you'll remember that sentence and just laugh and laugh. Ever wonder what local government officials get into in t

It's the first ever episode of Danish and O'Neill that was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We went to the LA Podfest and really tore the house down (and that's us being modest). People came from all over the world to see us perform, and it was a PACKED house. We started off with some cougar talk with Danish asking O'Neill if he had anything to do with P-41's untimely death. After that, Danish describes some experiences he's had lately. For one, make sure you have a dollar handy if you ever make it out to Hollywood. Then, we discussed a story of a 12 year old asking his mother a VERY personal question (with a tangent for a fun marathon story). The crowd was clamoring for the type of story that put Danish and O'Neill on the map...you guessed it, an article that involved bestiality. And believe you me, they ate it up. Once that intelligent discussion is over, we moved on to a topic that got O'Neill's rage pumpin'. It was an article about a couple who decided to raise "free range children".

Bonjiorno, everybody. It's another episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we start by talking about what's been going on in our lives, ya know, out and about and around town. There are tales of impromptu concerts, ram's horns, knives in trees, bike rides that happen upon adult film sets, Comedy Store hijinks, and MORE! After that, we discuss an interview that people were buzzing about. Let's just say it's the return of Steven Seagal talk. We dissect the interview he did this past week and take the man we love to hate to task for his bizarre comments. After a lengthy and well-needed roasting (for all parties involved), we move on to a school round-up. Teachers have gone crazy!!!!! There's a tale of a gym teacher who's gone rogue, a coach sticking by his wife, and a flute maker who's in hot water over the way the flutes were prepared. There's a little bonus wrestling talk as well. Enjoy. And if not, hey, it's a free podcast, so it's a good deal.

On this episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, we have a VERY special guest. It's not Gareth Keillor. It's Gareth Reynolds of the hit podcast, the Dollop. It's a real rapid fire, shootin' straight from the hip episode. We waste no time getting right down to the biz. O'Neill talks about his problematic neighbor and some of his strange habits. Then, it's on to a story that we ABSOLUTELY had to discuss: the mad pooper who is tearing Colorado Springs apart. The story takes a lot of twists and turns with strange tangents along the way. Also, we have a new favorite cop: Jonathan Sharketti. This guy's got the moves like Jagger. O'Neill then describes a strange video that he came across. And, boy, is it strange. After that, we discuss an ooooold article (it may be old, but it's well worth talking about). It's about a high school football coach who wasn't afraid to go the extra mile to motivate his team. We wrap it up with some post show talk. Enjoy it, folks!

Heeeeeeey yooooooou guuuuuuys, it's episode 112 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. And you know what that means, two family-sized portions of funny to spice up your week. We start out this week's episode by talking about our experience at the Los Angeles Rams game. Then, we have some special announcements regarding the show. After that, we channel the great Sal Zuno by trying to figure out whether a woman was right or wrong in a scenario that took place in Nashville, TN. We segue to a story that takes place in London that discusses the "fatberg". Then, it's what you've all been waiting for: the announcement of the 2017 finalists to get into the Toy Hall of Fame (O'Neill gets his pantalones in a bunch). An already strong episode gets stronger, when we report on a new bill that will hopefully be passed in Boston. It's at this point that we report on a story that captivated us more than any story has in a long, long time. Cannon Hills...it rocked us with a mystery that we may never solve. Listen to fin

Patrons of the Danish and O'Neill show,Welcome back to another heaping helping of the top comedy podcast in Puerto Rico. We start off with some light banter, describing what we've been up to lately. Danish went to see the Muppets live at the Hollywood Bowl, while O'Neill looked as if he was breaking into a house, but in actuality was trying to avoid getting attacked by a pitbull. Danish tells a story of a run-in he had with a sassy telemarketer. Fear not, there are a few wildlife stories (no, not those kind of stories...keeping it clean this week). Then, for the first time ever, we play "who did it better" with a pair of articles about two couples going at in public. Also, for another first, we discuss a lawsuit against a Los Angeles Y! Danish may be called as a character witness. Stay tuned. We then move on to an article about a first date gone wrong in England. High school coaches/teachers f'ing up, beware! We got our eyes on all of you and aren't afraid to report your misdeeds. We report on a s

Step right up, step right up, it's another fabulous episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. We start off with some light book discussion (seriously) regarding the book It. Then, Danish delves deep into his recent travels. Tales include but are not limited to: swim stories, airport harassment, Griswold-like mishaps and blunders, bad luck, feral cats, injuries, more swim stories, knife fights (just making sure you're still paying attention), etc. After that, O'Neill discusses some recent adventures he's had around town, and there's some light banter about random topics. And then it's on to post show talk. Enjoy the hell out of this episode.

Hey, from vacation-land. There's some pre-show talk (O'Neill discusses a snowmobile-loving couple he saw on some sort of TV program, and Danish does a quick Gary Keillor update). After that, we discuss the BIG fight, which involves two little people. We move on to an article about a man caught making love to a chain link fence. Wondering why we haven't done a story about an animal yet? Well, fear not, faithful listeners. We cover a GREAT story about donkeys in Morocco. We flawlessly segue into a Faceboook post that ENRAGES O'Neill (cue the air raid sirens!). Then, it's time for a rat report (listen, you'll find out). Building on this doozy of an episode, we cover an article about a woman posting a picture of herself breastfeeding, while taking a bong rip (classy!). After that, it's a horribly great new way to prevent pregnancy (it involves a sticker...seriously). We close with a BANG with an article about dolls that rea really spicing up people's love lives and helping them mourn. Awwww tick tock,

Heeeeeeeello there, neighbors. We start off with some light pre-show banter, but have no fear, it escalates quickly with a story about flying humanoids being spotted in Chicago. Listen carefully though, there are some tangential stories within that one story. For instance, we discuss a NASA job opening (John Little, you should apply!). Then, we move on to a story that unfolded on an airplane, which will most likely make Sal Zuno jealous. After that, an article about Ben and Jerry's really makes O'Neill ANGRY. Also, listen for special appearances by Brendan Dassey, Barb (his mom, not our former intern/employee), and Barb's new man. After that, it's a little tom foolery and a little post show talk. Enjoy 'er. It's a wild one.

Yooooooooooooo, Adrian! We did it. We made another episode of Danish and O'Neill. So, do you what you gotta do and listen to the comedy goodness we provide on a weekly basis. O'Neill starts out the show by detailing his trip to Lake Tahoe. The trip even included a stop in a VERY special place (hint, it's not Sal Zuno's house). Next, we have to address a pressing issue that's been getting a lot of attention online: our beef with Ari Shaffir (release episode 300 of Skeptic Tank!). After that, we hop on the Danish and O'Neill cruise ship and sail to Australia to discuss a restaurant that decided to impose an 18% "male tax". We stay in the realm of restaurants and talk about an eatery in China that's doing something a little out of the ordinary. Next, it's tiiiiiime for mountain lion news. We segue from mountain lions to Florida news. This story's a real doozy. It's about an old man (allegedly) creepin' around the beaches. It's worth listening to. Trust me. The power-packed episode just keeps on ro

Howdy, partners. Saddle up your horses cause another episode of D+O is upon us. And once again, we're one of the only podcasts out there that provides information that you can use to impress your coworkers and dinner party guests with. You're welcome! On today's show, we cover the 4 p's of podcasting: past TV stars, an alleged pervert patrol, peppers, and pets. We start off with a Dukes of Hazard update. One of the former stars may be in some trouble. Stay tuned. Then, we talk about some helicopter cops who allegedly used the chopper for inappropriate "missions". O'Neill drops some more tidbits from his trip to Indiana and then we follow-up on a story from a few shows back about a guy with a devast8ating facial tattoo. After that, we hop in the Danish and O'Neill hovercraft and head to Vietnam to report on a story about peppers. We segue into some Teen Vogue talk. We really analyze (emphasis on the first four letters of that word) an article they wrote. It's been a while...but we have to report t

Episode 105'er is upon us, and this one is chock-full of essential vitamins and nutrients. Right off the bat, O'Neill gets into some tales from his trip to his homeland: Valparaiso, Indiana. Not to be confused with Valparaiso, Chile. But I guess that goes without saying. Danish talks about a concert he took in over the weekend. O'Neill then remembers losing his cool with a TSA agent and talks about his Steve O'Neill/Ari Shaffir-like moment. We get into some brief updates from past D+O stories. Danish tells a story related to going to a showing of The Goonies in a park. After that, the gents discuss a story from HBO's Real Sports. After that, we talk about the infamous "boomstick". This one is worth hearing about. Seriously. The boomstick. Then, after a looooooooooong time away, we check in on Eric Hites. The hits keep on comin', as we head to Stockton to discuss an article about a recent string of racism. The show closes with an epic (that word is often overused but definitely isn't here) Y rep

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and whoever else may be listening out there in the universe. It's episode 104. YAY!!!! O'Neill opens the show with an interesting idea about the possibility of new merch: a D+O calendar. Then, we get into a few videos that you, our lovely listeners, sent us. After that, we discuss some hot, new TV shows that are coming out soon. Then, we stop f'in around and report some bobcat news. It's chilling. Beware of bobcats, everyone. They're dangerous. And some are rabid. We smooooothly segue into something that forced a flight to land. Listen to find out what it could be! Great tease. Then, it's a tale of romance gone wrong. Very, very wrong. After that, we head to Oregon to report a disgusting story about an overturned truck that covered a highway in sea creatures. It's tiiiiiiime for the main event of the podcast: the story of a man with who has what could possibly be the worst tattoo ever. Then, we stumble upon something that we thought we'd never encou

Another week is upon us, as is another episode of D+O. The show opens with some quick tent talk. Danish then discusses yet another near miss he had with a man who shares his name. Imposter! Show yourself. After that, we discuss an "exciting" tale about Ronda Rousey and her fiancee, Travis Browne. Then, it's on to an attack that went down on a nude beach. Apparently, sharks aren't huge fans of nudity. Like a finely tuned ju jitsu fighter, we quickly transition into our next topic: our beefs with the internet. Yeah, we're looking at you, Yahoo and MSN! It's been a while, but it's time for some Michael and Paula Deen talk! Danish reveals a razor blade story that cuts deep for O'Neill. See what I did there? Next, it's a story about a woman's crusade to abolish perfect attendance awards. After that, we discuss one of Barb's beauties that she researched before she left. It's a classic battle: Star Wars vs. Star Trek (or two nerds arguing about it that leads to an arrest). A rogue mountain lion that

Dear loyal listener,It's time for episode 102, so put on a nice outfit, grab some snacks, and get ready for the excellence you've come to expect from this show. Joining us in studio is John Little, the son of the great painter, Jim Little. O'Neill and Johnny come in hot, talking about "the road to the podcast". After that, we did some quick mountain lion talk (it's been a while...but we didn't forget about you, P-22). Next, John poses some interesting "would you" questions, and O'Neill drops some serious forensic knowledge. After that, we talk about an incredible job opening (seriously, you should apply). Then, we head to Arkansas to detail a harrowing tale of a woman shooting a gun in the direction of a boy who was allegedly up to no good (for the second time!). O'Neill and Little really go head to head on this one. You be the judge and jury. Whose opinion came out on top? We hop in the D+O buggy and drive to Thousand Oaks to discuss a story about a reptile hoarder who got arrested. It's time for

Greetings, Earthlings. On the 101st episode, Danish and O'Neill feel like they're starting a new chapter. They start out with a few exciting announcements that include some merchandise that just may be coming soon (listen for details!). After that, they get into some MAJOR breaking news concerning one Guy Fieri (pronounced Fee-eddy, thank you very much!). Turns out, there's a donkey sauce controversy. Ooooooooh. You're in troooo-oooouble. After that, we discuss an article about some "real life vampires", and it really gets under O'Neill's skin. To pick our spirits up, we bring light to a hero in China, who uses his MMA skills to take on phony martial artists. Seagal, watch your back! Danish offers O'Neill a possible venue for his nuptials. It can't be all wedding talk and lollipops though because it's time to read a letter from Barb, which discusses her retirement. Where do you go from there? A UFC fight where a fighter defecated their pants. We then hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to

Hoooooooooliday! Celebrate! Episode 100 is upon us, ladies and gents, so listen and rejoice. A special guest joins us in studio. Who is it??? The intrigue. The mystery. The excitement. We start off the show by talking about a new procedure that's really taking the medical field by storm. Next, we talk about a new toy that O'Neill needs to get before they're banned. Where to after that? Fine. I'll tell you. We talk about how astral projection is revolutionizing sex. Then, we discuss self marriage (if you like O'Neill rage, you'll enjoy this). On to bigger and better things, like rapper YG really putting his foot in his mouth at a concert in Australia. We couldn't do episode 100 without an animal story, so we do a story about a boy and a goat (get your minds out of the gutters!). After that, it's some reflections about 100 episodes of D+O, a brief Y report, and some luscious post show talk. 100 episodes! We did it!!!!!! We're...the best...around!

To open this hot episode, O'Neill describes a trailer for a beautiful new Steven Seagal movie called The China Salesman (with a title like that, how can you not already be sold?!?). Danish brings the mood down with some sad news (it relates to the title of this episode). In an attempt to lift everyone's spirits, Danish does a story, which O'Neill quickly says is fake. There goes that! Next up, is a story about the Breatharian movement, which O'Neill once again calls BS on. This is like the time he said there's no such thing as razors in Halloween candy. Such a doubting Thomas. Danish then tells an "interesting" story that his mother relayed to him. After that racy story (it is racy), Danish discusses an article about two random strangers getting a little too crazy on a flight to Ibiza. For the first time ever, D+O discuss a story from a paper in Bangor, Maine. And boy, is it a doozy. Long live the Borch family (you'll find out who they are if you listen, ya dingus!)! There's some random Adam West

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and others who may be listening. Danish starts off by telling a few tales of things he's seen around town, one of which blew his mind. O'Neill watched the documentary we talked about last episode and shares his thoughts about it. After that, we discuss an incident that is hopefully the tipping point in the "support animal" epidemic. Then, it's time for some falcon news (a few different stories...a variety pack if you will). We segue beautifully into a story about a man and his love for motor vehicles. In a Danish and O'Neill first, we cover a story about makeup. Trust me, it's worth it. Then, it's on to bigger and better things: a story about a little person who caused scandal by dressing up as a leprechaun. Then, a story about a teacher/student relationship, and a zookeeper who isn't afraid to go the extra mile. What else is left? Post show talk. That's what, ya dingus!