Dork Pridecast

Amanda and Blythe discuss their weekend at All-Con with the Damsels of Dorkington. Jeff is mad about judge-y nerds and shark jumping. After researching heavily to write the new GoT show, Rissy has a Game of Throne fan theory problem and SHE CAN QUIT WHENEVER SHE WANTS! HYPE LEVEL FUCKING CONFIRMED!

Jeff steps in for Amanda, and still won't tell us what happened at the Xbox MVP Summit. Blythe went to a sex club or a magic club, we're still not sure. In an odd turn of events, Amanda bitches about Wolverine. Rissy is eating her way out of a hole filled with sriracha mayo.

Blythe and Amanda are totally (not) topless and also not (not) wearing pants. They discuss their upcoming performance at AllCon, other podcasts, and being weak.

Amanda read a book that was definitely not by Patrick Rothfuss. Blythe's cat peed on her. Jeff is back from the Xbox MVP summit. Rissy wants to dissect dumb people.

Amanda watched old ladies, and then followed their lead by hurting her butt. Blythe has had a doozy of a week that includes a full on anxiety attack during an interview. Jeff is in Seattle. Rissy was at Capricon.

Amanda saw Lego: Batman and pooped a lot because Valentine's Day. Blythe was asked to sing a song about pooping, and then she furiously masturbated. Jeff is going to a super secret meeting of Xbox fanboys where he will be shown all of the secrets of Microsoft, while revealing NONE of it to us because he is lame and takes NDAs seriously. Rissy doesn't understand why no one wants to throw things at Jeff's dingles. 

Amanda is basically homeless now. Blythe has been consuming lots of boobs. Jeff is back, though we're not sure where he went. Rissy has a surprise admission about her butt that was totally written by Rissy and definitely NOT written by Amanda. 

The Damsels of Dorkington now have an Instagram account full of dumb quotes! Amanda has been watching Adventure Time, looking for apartments, and blogging about the PTSD her son has given her. Blythe has been Damseling and procrastinating Damseling with a webcomic about a serial killer. Jeff brings the Xbox news and info about all the blogging and podcasting he's been doing. Rissy is still waiting to be unleashed. 

Rissy is writing the new Damsel show, rubbing sea cucumbers on her face, and retweeting Nazi punches. Jeff is heading to Pax South, watching Black Mirror, and breaking up with Marvel. Blythe stopped catching Pokemon for like 5 minutes to talk about Carrie Fisher and pussy jokes. Amanda gets a break while Elvis steps in and writes a letter confessing that he (and all of us) are serial killers. 

Amanda slept all weekend, and started watching Adventure Time. Blythe's Dad has lived next door to a crazy person for a decade and has a folder full of passive aggressive notes to prove it. And she reads them. Jeff brings tech news, but not much saloon girl booty. Rissy is asking you to unleash her. #UnleashTheRissy

Amanda is drunk, because life is hard (and so is she). Blythe gets progressively drunkish. Blythe has been having some weird ass dreams, and flying on planes with Flava Flav (not a dream). Jeff has video game news, and is still the podcaster in residence at the Married Gamers podcast. Rissy becomes her own poopsicles.

Rissy has returned from Canada in (mostly) one piece but still full of farts and a love for Asian skincare. Jeff has been drinking out of things that are not cups and listening to Hello from the Magic Tavern. Blythe is fighting with Apple, but doesn't want Jeff to go on a rant about it. And Amanda would rather impale herself on an object than to keep reliving high school.

We revamped the Patreon campaign with new stuff, including physical items! Blythe identified heavily with Jessica Jones and visited a Nerd bar in Dallas. Amanda has been addicted to the game that Blythe got her hooked on and still maybe only has 99 followers on twitter. Jeff wants you to download your free games and play with him. Rissy wrestles a bear and survives?

Amanda and Blythe spent Christmas together, ate Jesus Potatoes, got drunk, and recorded a podcast. So Merry Whatever! Jeff defends the Bare Naked Ladies, the girls sing Les Miserables, and Blythe gets Amanda hooked on Animation Throwdown.

Amanda couldn't find a stranger to jump her. Blythe finally has her life back. Jeff doesn't know what words mean. And Rissy fantasizes about Canadian gang bangs.

Blythe got trapped in Griffith Park. Jeff isn't sure he wants people to see his face. Amanda spent an hour and a half talking video games at the bank. Jeff and Amanda discuss eskimo brothers/sisters and shitty nerd movies. Rissy is going to make poopsicles.

The Damsels have started planning for GenCon, and are also revamping the Patreon campaign. Amanda was on Creek of the Week, and also needs more twitter followers. Blythe watched her friend's new movie, If There's a Hell Below, and you should too! Jeff gets political, and fucks with the ladies in real time. And Rissy reads terrifying books in lieu of sleeping.

Blythe dealt with her greatest fear on stage. Amanda discusses her porn preferences. Blythe's Dad shares his knowledge about gangbang porn, and Jeff brings us a bunch of video game news.

Amanda went climbing in Vegas, but she definitely did NOT do coke off of a stripper's ass. Jeff steps in for Blythe (yes, again). He has been catching up on some television, but still needs to watch MOAR! Blythe brings all the game and calendar news you could possibly want. Rissy tells us about her cyst-prone body.

The world's turned upsiiiiide doooown!!! Well, we were joking but it kind of has been (Thanks, Trump) but still! With both Blythe and Amanda out for the holiday week, it falls on Jeff and Rissy to step up and offer you the podcast you crave, just like a nice turkey dinner.