Weeaboo Wednesday

Them boys have some specail guests on this episode! Marianne Miller-Billany and Rachelle Heger the voice actresses of Amanda and Sucy from the Little Witch Academia stop by the dumpster and talk about the world of professional VA and anime bois with your favorite boys (us). Michael talks about being a dad (in a not creepy way), Mark gets defensive about his waifu choices against a guest (how rude Mark!).

The boys put on their best behavior for maids. Dragon Maids! In Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon maid anime! In this episode, a new pointless weeaboo grading scale is added, Mark trumps Michael’s taste, and Michael gets GROSS as he digs himself into a fucking hole.

The boys put on their robes and wizard hats and slug back some whiskey in this week's review of Little Witch Academia! Michael gets hella gross and defends spiderman, and Mark talks about a Holocaust Parade.

WARNING SUPER UPSETTING AND NSFW Through foggy under dark of the San Francisco the boys comb the internet looking for horrible information of Shin Takagi's doll factory Trottla. Mark and Michael try and drink their brains clean after all they've learned, Mark invents the Kojima-Takagi Insanity Scale, and Michael rants about sex wizards and gets so angry his butt starts to itch. Everything is terrible.

WARNING IF U HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE YET DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE! Them weeaboo boys get in touch with their feelings in this episode going over Kimi no na wa and choke back salty fat tears. Mark ambushes Michael on a work day with emotion, Michael curls up on the table and screams into the night.

The two go deep, submarine deep into Blue Submarine 6 and try to maneuver around plot lines that lead to dead ends and plot holes that threaten to swallow the boys up hole. Mark defends the illuminati agenda, Michael brags about how many camels he's worth in open market.

Mark and Michael put on their trash suits and dive into the fat hot mess that is the Resident Evil franchise. We have a guest star Alicia to help us navigate the goddamn puzzles all over this damn franchise. Michael calls Mark out on his interests in tall dark strangers, Mark fumes about a certain director, and Alicia becomes an Assassin's Creed apologist.

Mark and Michael take a perilous adventure to the posterior of this booty battle anime that is side swiping the nation with it's monstrous mammaries. Mark reveals his ideal woman and anniversary night, Michael exposes his master plan for the public. Not all the weird butt stuff in the world can save them now.

WE go berserk talking about the titular Berserk manga in this week's episode of NOHvember. We touch again on edgelords, talk shit about Dante and get drunk in common trashbag fashion. Michael reveals his moonlighting gig for Hide Kojima, Mark burritos himself in a blanket and talks about hanging out with Dante. Art by: Garththeundying http://wowza-wowzers.deviantart.com/art/Spongegod-Squarehand-640542321

Lo and behold the uttering in the trashcan do a review on the black comedy series DOROHEDORO. Michael slowly loses his composure several whiskey fingers in, Mark is outed in his obsession of angry domineering women. Both are revealed as freaks and deviants.

We double dip into the secret esoteric history of instant noodles and explore some kitschy theme restaurants in Japan. Michael reveals shocking details on his secret diet, a piece of candy creams in Mark's mouth.

Onitober continues with Michael's revenge on mark for tricking him into reading Marine Corp Yumi, with a movie that "may" have traumatized him from his childhood. Toho's own Hausu. Listen as Michael and Mark are left honestly kind of confused by a movie that could at best "loosely" be called a horror

We jump on the Juni train and spiral out of control. We gush monsters about how we like his flavor of horror so tune in for some fanboying. Mark talks about regenerating women and his favorite monsters, Michael talks about spirals and dead fish.

We dive into the dumpster of the masses; anime merch. Listen to find out Mark's secret shame stash of anime paraphenilia and Michael drunkenly offering a reductive critique of the fairer sex.

We touch on the titular Mystic Messenger, well Michael does because he played the game and Mark just sat there and laughed at him. Michael offers sound dating advice, Mark coins a new turn of phrase. Image by Taffydesu

We gush about the titular Metal Gear series. Hideo Kojima's shocking character is revealed along with his shocking secret diet. Michael makes a sloo of rum n' cokes, Mark skirts an aneurysm from laughter.

We drunkenly kabuki dance around the topics of edgelords and convoluted animes. Well really we shit all over Resident Evil and Kingdom Hearts. 2 new characters are introduced, Michael recommends smut, Mark outs himself as a racist. http://markraas.tumblr.com/

SPOILER WARNING...in case you missed it. Also please note, we have not posted the episode that was chronologically recorded last week, it was a horrible soul sucking experience, so we are saving it for later. This episode we analyze the waifu dumpster that is called Nisekoi. Listen as we throw noodles at the wall in anger over our perspective waifus and the fight for Raku's blind as fuck heart.

This episode we free ball it. We rummage through the trash bags we call our minds and begin try to sort the mess. We bring up things we have been wanting to talk about, but couldn't classify which colored trashcan to put them in. Expect to see some sticky volumes of shitty manga, maid aprons, and surprisingly a lot of crawdads from joe's crab shack.

Our in the bag post mortem review of Voynich Hotel. We go through all the filthy mess and pull out diamonds from the dumpster and shit over the rest. The reveal of our patented "Criticism Udon" technique.