Buffy Virgin

This is a supplemental episode in which Michael discusses his process for producing rap music written from the point of view of the one and only Xander Harris.

Who gets a brand new Playstation? Who gets a room temperature glass of milk?  And who gets to stab Sunnydale's most pathetic demon?  It's Faith!  

This episode of Buffy Virgin is brought to you by Archive of Our Own. Willow gets to meet her vampire-twin from another dimension and hilarity ensues. Meanwhile, the Buffy Virgin Podcast crew wonders how much weightlifting would be required before we would sleep with ourselves.

It's time to spray on Cultural Mist and ask the tough questions! Is Faith a monster? The gloves are off. Lawyers are called in.

Oh, it’s the Eliminati. Giles meets the new watcher. Buffy gives being Faith a try. And then there's that disappointed demon in the hot tub.   

WARNING This show is produced by someone who has not finished watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer – any mistakes, errors, omissions are due to a misunderstanding of what should happen next. The Zeppo is a Xander-focused episode you know, the one where Xander finds out he’s useless – Xander tries to compensate by borrowing his uncle rory’s car, and ends up being the wheelman for a zombie gang. while everyone keeps telling him he’s useless, then he saves faith, who decides to fuck him, and then stops a bomb from blowing up Sunnydale High and then Oz eats someone it’s what might normally would be a B-Story treated like an A-Story, while Buffy Giles Willow and Angel try to close the hellmouth

Buffy loves the Ice Show..and has daddy issues. Faith is on a "walkabout". Giles betrays Buffy's trust. The Watcher Council gets creepy. Buffy turns 18.

Willow’s coven is putting together a protection spell, but the tools she’s using feel a lot more sinister than those that one might use for protection. There’s no connection between the supposedly murdered kids and teenagers.  Parents only get interested in their kids when they want to find out what’s going on when they want to play a trick. Willow’s mom is a hypocrite. And final question: Who is getting skinned in this town?

Just in time for the holiday – it's a Buffy Christmas! But it's the First Evil instead of Santa Claus. Oz gets a chance to prove that he is a superior human being, Angel tries to kill himself, and a special guest edits the podcast.   

Cordelia wishes Buffy never came to Sunnydale and we get to party at the Bronze with Dark Willow and the Master. Viewed objectively, the alternative timeline isn’t that much better than the original.

What’s classier than bowling? Snooker or Trivia. Everyone needs an anti-love spell. Travis makes some strange predictions. We hate people that are good at tests but don’t study. Spike Returns. Buffy is the Rosetta Stone of modern entertainment. And Buffy has her first funeral. Ties are severed. Unretractable things are said. Spike figures out what to do next. Think about Excess Baggage sometime. Buffy Virgin, Michael Poley, Horror comics cartoonist, Denis St. John, Buffy Enthusiast John Landis and special guest, Pop Culture Writer Stacy Stevenson talking about Revelations. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/buffyvirgin/ See Mike's predictions at: http://www.buffyvirgin.com/predictions/ Get the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/buffyvirgin Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/buffyvirgin/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/buffyvirginpod

You're an idiot isn't advice. The Watcher's Council seems pretty disorganized. More Buffy/Faith slash fiction. And there's a magical glove you can never take off after you put it on. Buffy Virgin, Michael Poley, Horror comics cartoonist, Denis St. John, Buffy Enthusiast John Landis and special guest, Pop Culture Writer Stacy Stevenson talking about Revelations. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/buffyvirgin/ See Mike's predictions at: http://www.buffyvirgin.com/predictions/ Get the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/buffyvirgin Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/buffyvirgin/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/buffyvirginpod

Buffy stabs a vamp with a pencil. Trick and the Mayor team up with Ethan Rayne to distribute candy. Angel is a shirtless man of Tai Chi. And that fan fiction moment happens when Joyce and Giles finally hook up for the first and last time. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/buffyvirgin/ See Mike's predictions at: http://www.buffyvirgin.com/predictions/ Get the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/buffyvirgin Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/buffyvirgin/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/buffyvirginpod

Willow and Xander makeout while Buffy and Cordelia makeup. There are tracking devices on the corsages.    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/buffyvirgin/... See Mike's predictions at: http://www.buffyvirgin.com/predictions/ Get the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/buffyvirgin/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/buffyvirginpod Film Recommendations: https://letterboxd.com/michaelpoley/l...    

Oz spends the night in the library cage and Xander pretends to be responsible. This is that Jekyll & Hyde episode that does a poor job telling us how to deal with domestic abuse and alcoholism. Faith's sexual euphemisms get out of control. Mr. Platt gets only one scene.  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/buffyvirgin/?ref=br_rs See Mike's predictions at: http://www.buffyvirgin.com/predictions/ Get the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/buffy-virgin/id1182842392?mt=2 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/buffyvirgin/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/buffyvirginpod Film Recommendations: https://letterboxd.com/michaelpoley/list/if-you-like-buffy-the-vampire-slayer/“I’m 5 by 5, B, living entirely large”

Michael Poley has never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But for whatever reason all his friends are fanatics. In this podcast, he watches a TV show about kids in high school with his best friends from high school. 20 years later. In this episode, we discuss only the most important things, such as: • Does your family deal with emotions by eating? • What is Pat & Joyce fan fiction like? • Is Joyce a ghost that can't exist outside the house? • Do you do regular things? Recommended films: Night of the Creeps Night of the Demons Ready Player One Forbidden Zone Dawn of the Dead Day of the Dead Write a Story See Mike's predictions at: http://www.buffyvirgin.com/predictions/ Get the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/buffy-virgin/id1182842392?mt=2 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/buffyvirgin/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/buffyvirginpod Film Recommendations: https://letterboxd.com/michaelpoley/list/if-you-like-buffy-the-vampire-slayer/

Michael Poley has never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But for whatever reason all his friends are fanatics. In this podcast, he watches a TV show about kids in high school with his best friends from high school. 20 years later. In this episode, we discuss only the most important things, such as: • Does your family deal with emotions by eating? • What is Pat & Joyce fan fiction like? • Is Joyce a ghost that can't exist outside the house? • Do you do regular things? Recommended films: Ready Player One Forbidden Zone Dawn of the Dead Day of the Dead Write a Story See Mike's predictions at: http://www.buffyvirgin.com/predictions/ Get the Podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/buffy-virgin/id1182842392?mt=2 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/buffyvirgin/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/buffyvirginpod Film Recommendations: https://letterboxd.com/michaelpoley/list/if-you-like-buffy-the-vampire-slayer/

In this episode we switch things around a bit and John Landis hosts the show with Denis, Travis, and Michael. We talk about shooting the last episode first, creepy Ken and the underworld, Lily & Ricky, Joyce & Giles, first apartments, depictions of homelessness in media, Whistler, and you know – more. Because there's always a lot to say about this show.  Recommended Films:  They Live, Hellraiser, The Monster Squad

No special guests in this episode – but we do close a lot of open predictions, argue about whether or not Joyce knows that Buffy is a slayer, and bring season 2 to a close.