Chip And Cern Show

We are back with another Black Friday from Chip and Cern. We read through the deals and drop the best tips and tricks to get you through Black Friday. If you score any good deals shoot us an email to chipandcernshow at gmail. Thanks for listening! 

We chat about what a shitshow Twitter has turned into since Musk has taken over. Chip had to drag his kids to Home Depot this weekend,but Cern shares some long term strategy. Cern shares about his encounter with a drunk Cowboys fan at Dave and Busters. Thanks for listening! 

We chat about the $2B Powerball lottery and the new World Series Champs the Houston Astros. Also Chip is going to get fiber internet sometime in the future. 

Chip shares some stories from his Disneyland trip a few weeks ago. Cern shares his similar stories. We then breakdown each other's Halloween candy hauls. Thanks for listening!

We gotta kick it to the vault this week! Cern's company used to throw a great golf tourny that has since been cancelled. Here is the recap from the last golf outing. 

We chat through the current status on the MLB Playoffs. Chip's wife is learning about all the new lingo the kids are using and Comcast gets it's revenge on the Chip and Cern Show. 

Cern did some work travel to Texas and reports back on what that was like. We chat some MLB playoffs and Cern's Halloween decorations that have his neighbors buzzing. 

We chat about some cheaters! Some at fishing and then some vibrating butt plug action at a chess tournment. Then we chatted about all the ways to cheat in high school with the Ti-83+ calculator. 

We chat about the Aaron Judge home run record wait as he approaches the 60. Chip shares about his extreme hubris with his kid's candy and we chat about the upcoming NFL games and Rams v 9ers games. 

We are back live this week and chat about our vacations/work travel. Also the paid of submitting expense reports and taking work trainings. Plus fall is coming so it is pumpkin spice season. Thanks for listening!

The Chip and Cern late summer vacation continues. We will be back live next week! Here is another gem from the vault. 

We are on vacation so we bring you a Chip and Cern Show From the Vault! This episdoe is called Poop Roomba and is one of our faves! Enjoy!

We are on vacation so we are kicking this one to the vault. Someone pooped at Chip's old workplace and the CEO had to send a company wide email out. Enjoy! 

Cern is getting a new AC unit installed, but the only issue is that it isnt working! We chat about the creepy and frankly unsettling reports of some of the sex that went down in the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner. We dove into some history of the Playboy magazine and our quest to get one in our youth. Thanks for listening!

We chat about Tatis Jr’s PED suspension and his lame excuse for the positive test. Chip has been watching old Arnold movies and we play smash or trash Nicki Minaj new Super Freaky single.

Trump’s personal house was raided this week by the FBI and that has the GOP very upset. We then discuss the lackluster at best SF Giants season. Cern has 3 kids in school and Chip has one, but summer time is nearly over. Thanks for listening!

Cern got a new fridge for his new house and only one problem, it was a bit to big for his space. We chat about kid’s lackluster attempts at chores and Chip’s dog got a rat and brought it in the house. Thanks for listening!

Chip's family is back at him for getting cats. His dog also got skunked again for the 2nd time. Also a funny story about eating frosting in high school. Enjoy!

We are on a break this week, so bringing you another one from the Chip and Cern Vaults. Enjoy and we will see you all next week! 

Cern got himself a few things on Prime Day! We chatted about the typing classed we had to take in school and actually saving our work to a floppy disk. We then relived some 4th of July hijinx from our early 20s. Thanks for listening!