Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

Just before her LA move, Hannah and celeb stylist and fashion expert Eric Himel (US Weekly "Fashion Police", Giuliana & Bill, Windy City Live!), talk all things style, fashion and of course, LA! Eric gives us his "Himelisms" on fashion trends, Met Gala hits and misses, and the professional benefits of boldly being yourself!

From the sweaty bowels of packing/allergy hell, Hannah talks about why moving is well... the worst, recaps her recent trip to ISU, attempts to adopt an LA state of mind with grandiose ideas for her vision board, and finally chats about the drunken blast she had at her best friend's wedding.

In a very relaxed, zen, pre-move headspace, from the floor of Hannah's packed up apartment, Hannah is joined by her best friend George's FABULOUS alter ego Debbie! Debbie dishes on her lifestyle as a modern Southern woman, gives advice on how to live your best life, and the gals indulge in a little too much communion wine, y'all!

Hannah is back on anxiety meds and FEELING HERSELF! She touches on Real Housewives of NYC and her passionate love for Luann, discusses her very unhip opinions towards Coachella and music festivals in general, and tells the tale of her meeting with the irritatingly beautiful Kristin Cavallari!​

Hannah and her long time pal Ashlyn recount their genius collegiate writing endeavors, social awkwardness in *~the industry~* and Hannah's recent date with a hot person! Also, prayers for Hannah's cat Lillian and the polyps in her ears! You can venmo her at LILLIAN-EARS-10. (Jk.)

Hannah has a sit-down with legendary comedic goddess and cabaret performer Maureen Sandiego! The gals discuss being women in comedy, raging against societal limitations, and how to handle crippling insecurity… even when you’re a STAR!

In this episode, Hannah discusses her recent trip to Indiana, the Drag Race All Stars 3 Finale, The Godfather, and giving yourself credit where credit is due. Also, this episode was recorded on March 22nd, Hannah's mom's birthday, so it is dedicated to her; Laura Bartosz Dinelli.

Hannah is joined by the gorgeous and fabulous queen Trannika Rex to sip some bubbles and spill the tea! They discuss Trannika's style, how to deal with haters, drag show/gay bar etiquette (bachelorette parties, take notes) and OF COURSE, Drag Race!

Hannah is joined by her hilarious big sis to explore the tropical nightmare that is MTV's SIESTA KEY! They break down all the characters in detail, pay homage to the OG of the OC (Laguna Beach because duh), and examine some grisly hypothetical questions. ​

Hannah is joined by Jenny Patinkin-- business owner, beauty expert, celeb makeup artist, and the bestselling author of "Lazy Perfection: The Art of Looking Great Without Really Trying"! They cover everything from beauty trends, to motherhood, to bat mitzvahs, to the Lazy Perfection approach to makeup. Listen up and take some notes, OKAY?!

In this solo episode, Hannah delves into her This is Us journey, the reboot of Queer Eye, her extremely brave, noble battle with Postmates, and her DEEPLY unsoothing tarot card reading! ​

In this SULTRY episode of Brown-Eyed Jewnicorn, Hannah and her old friend Caroline unpack the films that aroused their sexuality in their youth.They touch on the sexiness of androgyny, the raw beauty of Brokeback Mountain, and how cartoon animals can ABSOLUTELY be bangable!

Hannah is joined by her boo Erin Doppelt AKA Bullshit Free Babe to discuss yoga, meditation, self love and self care!

Hannah discusses seasonal depression, owning your wrongdoings, and tells of a shocking and unchic sugarbaby situation she witnessed! She also delves into Dorit's mania, all the terrible people on Siesta Key, and then reveals some dark Valentine's day truths.

Hannah and hilarious improviser Caleb George recap the transcendent cinematic work of genius that is Eli Roth's "Knock Knock" (available to watch on Prime and Hulu)! Expect Keanu Reeves impressions, lots of laughs and a truly profound analysis of this really, really bad film.

Hannah has a sit down (on her futon) with the glamorous, beautiful, VERY FAMOUS star of the Boystown circuit, Dixie Lynn Cartwright! They talk about the beauty of the drag community, what it's like to be SO famous, dealing with the haters, and Real Housewives of NYC. Like, they talk about it a lot. Like, it's a deep dive. Listen or be forever blacklisted, thank you!

Hannah kicks off 2018 by recapping her New Year's Eve, graphically discussing her stomach bug, AND reveals her bone chilling encounter at the gym!

Hannah and her friend Taylor from the amazing Youtube series "The Grief Brief" unpack grieving, surviving the holidays without a loved one, and share their tips on how to cope with all of the above!

Hannah and her childhood pal Maggie recap the cinematic gem that is "Newsies"! From sexual awakenings to Christian Bale's pelvic thrusts, as well as their strong opinions on Ann Margaret's performance, nothing is off limits.

Hannah and Ben Mandelker of the hit podcast "Watch What Crappens" and "Bside Blog" talk all things Bravo from Ben's run-in with Countess Luann, to the mysterious phenomenon of all the housewives having hot children, to a RIVETING improv as Bethenny and Ramona!