Sushi Jackknife

This week:  Dissonant Flutes Running Opiates Anthropomorphized Drew Carey's Evil Part Elvis and Bob Barker's Grave Nathan Slags Hard on NPR  Different People (Politically Correct X-Men) Hil --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This Week:  Nathan has issues with head orifices  Vincent Price looks great in black vinyl  Nathan razes the Grand Canyon Justin commits insurance fraud for new lightbulbs With every "pop" an angel gets a disease People Are Like Birds Airplanes vs. Asteroids  This Gelatinous Nation And More! 

This Week: A conundrumy compilation of previous episodes. New coming soon!

This week:  Russian Speed Knitting  La Cucaracha Math  The Failure of Phelps  Simul-Cancer God's Spider Infested Window Michael Keaton Strokes His Chest Hair The Luge at the Louvre Bob Dylan is Baskin Robbinshe Man in the Pink Sombrero

This Week:  Terry Gross is on Acid Justin Hates Coach Nathan's Eulogy  Dick Van Dyke at the Lazarus Pit  The Comforts of Dibley The Nuptial Haystack  Calendar ChantsAnd more!  PS "Tomorrow Never Knows" is the song Justin couldn't remember with the awesome drum beat.

This Week: Hate Chicken over Mutant Chicken Tesla and Einstein's Secret RelationshipThe Amazing Expanding Neuron! Northern Exposure (A Fish Out of Alaska) Rejection Via Beanie Babies And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This week: Nathan's Funeral NarrationMurder is coolPenis ResonationsThe Pessimism Mood RingJustin is the Segue King 

This week:  DMX redefined.  Who said it Lil Wayne or Garrison Keillor? Frigs and Progs are set loose upon the Earth!  How to try start a fight with a Twitter bot. Morrissey's coin slot examined.And more! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

Batten down the hatches you fine, feathered folks! This Week: Tesla's Mind Pigeons Crepes Unwrapped! Justin's Dust Bowl Depression Nathan refuses to believe that we're all connected  L. Ron Hubbard's AffirmationsAnd More! Follow Justin @JustinLCrof --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This week: Justin crushes hard on Rick Perry, purely sexuallyA very aggressive interview with a reluctant Sushi Jackknife Super FanJimmy Kimmel does not write important books The Political Cereal BrigadeChris Wallace has once a year antics outside of his closet home And more! 

Hold on to your hairpieces, harpies, and harpsichords good people! Here comes another belligerent rainbow blast of Sushi Jackknife! This Week: Justin dreams of marble monstersNathan solves the 2016 election 

This Week: Things get political as Nathan and Justin ramp up for possibly the greatest/most entertaining Republican primary ever. Smooth-Scat is explored. Nathan has Scrabble problems. Justin has a death wish. Nathan experiences a surreal moment and Justin makes up words. And more! 

Children of the land! Children of the sea! Children of the air! Uncork your ear holes to my song! Sushi Jackknife is upon us! This week: Dee Dee Ramone's Rap Album The White People Slur of the Week< --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

Guys, are you kidding? I mean, I've heard some nutty stuff in my day (perhaps the nuttiest was a peanut butter and nutella sandwich eaten by a lunatic), but you've really gone and done it this time SJK boys! Now, get outta my window! This pie ain't for you rabble! Also! Gallagher 2099!

This week: Special Episode! The fellas dedicate the episode to replaying and unpacking their tarot readings. In summary, Nathan is the Double-Fire King and Justin is the full of powerful feminine energy. No surprises there! We also answer the age old question: What would happen if Ursula from The Little Mermaid met up with The Aristocats? Sweet, delicious murder is the short answer! Justin fears certain plant life and Nathan zones out while breastfeeding. 

This week:   Nathan has a one-of-a-kind sports story.    Justin aligns his and Nathan's auras using the life force of a tiny German man.    And the guys consider whether or not Beyonce would make a great super-hero.    Also, segments!    Nathan's Yelp Review of the Week

On this week's edition: New Segments!Nathan's Yelp Review 

On this week's edition: The extinction of a great American animal. Humanity's Juvenile Origins. 

He's a Super Banana from the past! He went to the future! But he's from the past! He's a Super Banana from the past! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support

This week we dive, once again, into warm, mystical waters. Justin completes his homework, Nathan has a personal achievement (fully celebrated with sound effects), the guys discuss the merits of the pre-standardized English language, and propose an idea for a really intense pie shop. All in all, it's your weekly fill up full up with flights of fancy! Thanks for listening to another, Sushi Jackknife! Follow Justin @JustinLCroft, Nathan @badlandsbadley, and SJK's very own consciousness @SushiJackknife. Email us at SushiJackknife@gmail.com Explore our disappointingly curated Tumblr page at sushijackknife.tumblr.com  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sushi-jackknife/support