Beware of the Babylon Podcast

We're live on tape from Rockefeller Center in midtown Manhattan with a brand VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of BEWARE OF THE BABYLONWhored out topics include...* The good, the bad and the ugly post-Eliot Spitzer commentary. Mostly ugly though.* Exclusive News Report unveils prostitution ring clients 1 through 8.* Who the hell is Ryan Eagle?* St. Patrick's Day ass-hat interruptions.* Uncut candid commentary on passer-bys. * The true story of our crazy download statistics.

Celebrate the THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF BEWARE OF THE BABYLONlive on tape from theANGELIKA FILM CENTER Rather than flash back to past shows, we're bringing you a fresh episode with the following important topics: * The fine line between Schnabel vs. Chic * How to get great hair-styles in a hotel lobby * Why rehab is out and the bin is in * What we could have learned at an Ivy League * How to dress for this year's BAFTA awards * How not to read subtitles

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape this week from CAFE UN DEUX TROISAfter listening to this show, you'll surely want to buy one or two of Todd's THERE WILL BE COFFEE mugs by clicking here.When not hocking mugs, we discuss:* How you too can be "with" the band.* Rachel's latent homomphobia.* Todd's inability to stop selling his mugs.* What missiles will look like if a woman lands the White House.* Why we don't need no stinking WGA.As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape from the Macy*s Friends and Family sale...Join us for a brand new show featuring:* An all-star blogger Macy*s gathering featuring Perez Hilton, Trent Vargas, Arianna Huffington, Todd and Rachel.* Todd's deceptively delicious brownie revelation.* Rachel's latest shit-your-pants movie review.* Gossip Girl and other Government conspiracies. * Fool proof tips on holiday regifting.* Another trip to the scariest place at Christmastime - Santaland

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape this week eating McDonald's outside the Newscorp headquarters in midtown. Consumerist ranting and raving in this episode: * Taste-testing the new McDonald's Angus Burger. * Mark Jacobs hot new Mouse Shoes - worth every penny. * Career advice for Britney Spears, and Todd. * Holding out for a hero, or at least some novocaine. * Why the Weiss family pets last longer. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape this week from the new Father Demo Square in the West Village. * Rachel unveils her naivety by dating older gay men. * Todd unveils his concern for Rachel dating older gay men. * The argument over the best pizza in New York continues. * Shout out to hair products, never tested on animals. * A rotating cast of characters in Demo square for support. * What social networks are advancing our web status these days? As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

Put down the Harry Potter book and download the exciting new podcast from BEWARE OF THE BABYLON * High anxiety hits New York. Again. * What's with the new Harry Potter book exactly? * How to sleep your way to the top. starting with the job interview. * Todd and Rachel actually agree on a song they both like right now. * What exactly did Joanie love about Chachi? As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

THIS WEEK ON BABYLONIAN IDOLWE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR! Experience the talented Todd, Rachel, Mr. T, and the return of Barry Bellenbogen. Don't forget to vote at BewareOfTheBabylon.com OTHER STAR-MAKING TOPICS INCLUDE: * the ghost of dylan thomas * sweet & vicious rumours about british royalty * how we both once got a little hasselhoff * just for the sponsorship of it, diet coke * how to become more "global" * what to do when your pussy gets wet

The rude and thoughtless little pigs of podcasting return in this very special podcast focusing on the future, but kind of a little on the past. This week's angst ridden podcast also includes... • thoughts on our need for a DJ name • how France made Todd Alec Baldwin deficient • quality time with crazy right wing Rachel • Bronski Beat sings the latest Jock Jams • what The Sopranos has in common with Melrose Place • marketing buzzword mad-libs for all ages As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

Time to reminisce about the podcasts past as we celebrate our second anniversary from our Inaugural location, the Angelika Film Center. This week's episode features... • even more talk about Spring Awakening • very little about Britney Spears • the two-year-anniversary mega mix • romantic thoughts about gynecologists • fashion compliments of Bono, additional complimentary pieces by Rachel As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

Center square dreams come true for Rachel and Todd as BEWARE OF THE BABYLON meets television and Vegas celebrity diva Madame in a rare caberet performance. Enjoy their pre-show ramblings to find out... • just how do you get into Isaiah Washington's homophobic rehab? • just how does Spring Awakening stack up against High School Musical? • just what is it about the vagina that pissed Todd off in Babel? • just how gay will the evening pan out? As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLONTHE SUSHI MAMBOCAST Mambo in the New Year with Todd, Rachel and raw fish... * Dirty jokes about dental fillings. * Catching up with all things BAFTA. * Favorite holiday moments remembered. * PLUS, we answer the question "Is he just not into her or is he dead?" As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas on this very special episode of Beware of the Babylon for all our friends and family... * Todd and Rachel create their own Santaland Diaries moments. * Discover which cookies Macy*s claims as Santa's "favorite." * Find out which winter holiday is totally made up. * Plus, which celebrity will flash their naked shaven vagina before the holidays. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

Rachel and Todd completely forgo the political wrap up and instead talk about the important stuff... Including... * Our new book club where we talk about books we haven't read. * A revealing talk about Kirstie Alley's swimsuit reveal. * Academy screening madness. * How the snatch is back. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

The most perverse episde of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON awaits all you little children this week... In this revealing episode... � Celebrity look-a-like madness, with some real celebs! � Rachel chastises Todd for not watching enough television. � How criminal and drug addicted celebrity children are more moral than porn stars. � The signs of a really good dating, and screening season. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

This week on BEWARE OF THE BABYLON we are reviewing our scars and explaining their orgins. Also find out... - The truth about Suri's fringe on top. - Why Rachel's mother is so afraid of Madame. - The hottest new haircut, the hottest new fashions. - How In N' Out Burger may just drive you to drink and drive. - MySpace break-up etiquette. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

An infestation of city mice attack Rachel and Todd this week on BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Also find out... � What do Nuns, Klansmen, and Ancient Rabbis have in common? � What's not to love about the afterlife? � What does Todd like about Rachel? � How should you break up with someone in public?

On the hottest day of the summer, You can do somethin' You can do nothin' Or you can Do the Right Thingcast! FIght the powers that be and learn... � What's more offensive than Mel Gibson after a night on the town? � What happened to Rachel's other half - literally? � Was the hand-picked Monkey Tea all just a lie? � Why are the Jews so damn cool - literally? � Why are the Virgin security guards so concerned about patrons reading magazines?

Even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind, Todd and Rachel podcast from a Bus Stop this time... Other lyrical musings include: • How our wedding date almost didn't happen. • How to avoid getting on a bus, while waiting for a bus. • Being watched over by crazy people that hang around bus stops. • Our favorite other vanity songs (not actually by Vanity). • Another interview with someone who's kinda famous.

Rachel and Todd pay their dues in a podcast any girl would die for. Listen and learn... � What do muppets and high-drama have in common? � Our first real fight over the podcast, dramatically re-enacted. � Where did all the Furbies go? � Why Tom from MySpace needs a new photo. � And, as usual, Rachel speaks Martian. Again. That's all.