Beware of the Babylon Podcast

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is back (again). Returning from their busy lives, Rachel Weiss and Todd Sokolove reunite at Tartine Cafe in New York City's West Village, LIVE ON TAPE. There was an air quality alert so they're a little loopy. The bottle of Rosé probably didn't help.   HERE'S HOW IT WENT DOWN: - Todd tries to apologize for the long period between episodes - Rachel reaffirms her distrust and disgust of Donald Trump - We flash back to 2006 with a discussion of Google Earth - Rachel tries to explain what Prince meant by "sugar walls"   SUBSCRIBE TO US ON iTUNES FOR FREE over 100 episodes available to listen to   FOLLOW THE SHOW ON TWITTER @BewareBabylon   FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTER @NYCBabylon @TSokolove   FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON returns to vocal fry and smash it up.   We're discussing three B's -   Bill Cosby   Bieber   Boyhood       And three C's -    CES   Cats   Cowboy   Don't forget, you can subscribe to BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes FOR FREE and get instant updates when we do new shows.  Or binge listen to over 100 past episodes.   Follow us on Twitter - @bewarebabylon Like us on Facebook - facebook.com/BewareOfTheBabylon        

We're live on tape from Todd's Hell's Kitchen apartment in New York City, cooking up a Sunday Night meal that includes a fairly complicated pork roast. While we prepare the feast, join us as we discuss: - Our thoughts on Oscar Nominations  - Our memory of FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC  - Our knowledge of a Briss   - Our discovery Rachel has only three straight male friends Don't forget, you can subscribe to BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes FOR FREE and get instant updates when we do new shows. You can also browse over 100 past episodes and listen with the same passion you applied to your weekend binge of BREAKING BAD on Netflix. Follow us on Twitter - @bewarebabylon Like us on Facebook - facebook.com/BewareOfTheBabylon

We're live on tape from NEW YORK CITY, feeling a little bit old this Halloween. From one of the oldest Greek restaurants in Greenwich Village, we talk about:  - Rachel's new celebrity status in Fashion magazines.  - Todd's new celebrity status in his head.  - Our secret desire to see LAST VEGAS as soon as it comes out.  - The amazing science of turning loved ones into diamonds.  - Free to Be You and Me and Jewish. Don't forget, you can subscribe to BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes FOR FREE and get instant updates when we do new shows.   You can also browse over 100 past episodes and listen with the same passion you applied to your weekend binge of ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. Follow us on Twitter - @bewarebabylon Like us on Facebook - facebook.com/BewareOfTheBabylon

We're live on tape from the THE RIVERA CAFE in Greenwich Village, New York City. In this exciting new episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, we pledge to never go punk no matter how back in style it becomes. Additional considerations discussed: • Rachel admits her love for Marc Anthony.  • The great acid reflux conspiracy. • Why it is always a good idea to juice naked. • We discuss our constant love for NY1. • Run don't walk reviews of Pippen and Matilda.  Stay tuned to the end of this episode for, "Come On Now," a new song from THE MAGIC MATTS.  You can download it directly at http://www.reverbnation.com/themagicmatts Also, be sure to take advantage of our sponsor's great offer.  AUDIBLE.com is offering a free download of any of their over 100,000 titles to our listeners!   To check out the offer, go to audibletrail.com/bewareofthebabylon today!

In this new episode, we're live on tape from SXSW in Austin, Texas, where everyone is famous for at least four days.  Todd for Film, Rachel for Interactive.   Don't forget you can download any of our podcasts by going to iTunes and searching for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON. Tweet us (and follow)  - @BewareBabylon AND don't forget that AUDIBLE.com has a free audiobook for our listeners by going to audibletrial.com/bewareofthebabylon

It's our 100th episode of Beware of the Babylon, and we've got conspiracy theories instead of celebrations. We'll celebrate the milestone later.  In the meantime, just listen to some of the secrets we discovered…. • We really only know who Reggie Jackson is because it was a delicious candy bar. • Rachel thought Jamie Foxx was miscast on the Jamie Fox show. • Todd's bold New Year's resolution involves going where he never has gone before. • How to piss off your cat sitter. • The latest, great Russian livery cab conspiracy theories. • Transpo is the new transport.    

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Beware of the Moustache We're live on tape from El Paso on Houston Street in New York City! Todd and Rachel are joined by Craig again in this intimate chat about movies, television, cats, powerball winnings and opinions about Todd's new moustache.  

A short but sweet episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, recorded live on tape on Rachel's birthday by the sea.  Oceanic revelations include... • Hooking as a side gig can be lucrative. • Mad Libs birthday card readings are insightful. • The Olympics Closing Ceremony was created for Rachel and Craig. • 50 Shades of Grey makes a great birthday gift, but silver balls are greater.   Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast for FREE on iTunes. Just type BEWARE OF THE BABYLON in the search bar while visiting the iTunes store. Everyone is doing it, so you should too. We tweet sometimes too.  Follow us on Twitter @bewarebabylon

We are LIVE on TAPE from CANNES, FRANCE. It's our most on-location location ever in the history of the podcast, and we're doing it up Rivera style just for you. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of podcasting, it was the age of mix tapes. It was the power, corruption and lies, it was the pretty hate machine.  In this exciting episode, Rachel and Todd are just a Rosetta Stone's throw from destroying the French language and starting another Revolution.   Highlights also include: * Rachel breaks the bidet. * Todd steps in le merde de chien. * Rachel reaches her "French Breaking Point." * Todd marvels at Rachel's love for a massive seafood platter. Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast for FREE on iTunes.  Just type BEWARE OF THE BABYLON in the search bar while visiting the iTunes store.  It's right there.  We swear.  Follow our Tweets too at twitter.com/@bewarebabylon

Close the window, calm the light.  It's our SEVENTH year of podcasting and we're still discovering shocking truths about each other. In this W Houston podcast (the street, not the singer may she rest in piece) you too will discover: • What happens at Rachel's couples-welcome "massage parlor." • Our new podcast segment called THREE QUESTIONS (not four). • Rachel has a tiny little baby French voice when forced to speak French. • Why over 40 year old men are wetting their beds. • A detailed step-by-step instruction on how to subscribe to this podcast.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is freaking out in this very stressful podcast episode recorded LIVE ON TAPE from Vynl in Hell's Kitchen, New York City. Reasons to take Zoloft include: • Rachel's objection to pretty much everything on the menu at Vynl. • The mysterious "list" at the Boom Boom Room. • Why our audience needs to fit all four quadrants. • How half this podcast not being recorded (long story). • The tax on our bill came to 6.66.

 In this spirited episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON, we return to one of our favorite places this time of year - MACY*S. No, we're not crazy.  We actually like to go to MACY*S on a Sunday afternoon in peak holiday shopping traffic.  That's how spirited we are.  If you have a problem with that, take it up with the man up North. Other miracles include: * Reasons why Santa may be drunk on his way back from Rachel's house. * Outstanding savings update on the Sunday spree. * Why limos are basically time machines with free whisky. * How to know if you're part dog. * Why is it really the most wonderful time of the year? DON'T FORGET you can subscribe to this podcast and get automatic updates. Just do a search for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON on iTunes.  It's totally free!

Recorded LIVE on tape from the Cinema Cafe in Midtown Manhattan, we're happy to return to the world of podcasting after a brief summer hiatus. Why, you ask?  Well, Rachel was busy working on keeping her virginity intact and Todd was busy developing an amazing new technology that finally brings STEREOPHONIC SOUND to our podcast!Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes. Simply search in the Podcast Directory for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON.More than 90 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod!Subscribe today for instant updates.

Live on tape from Bryant Park in New York City, we've got a great special guest star appearance from filmmaker/actor Paul Sado.  Join us as we're rained out and moved to a swankier bar location to finish the episode. You'll discover…• The problem with Keith Richards' Life.• Rachel and Paul's ability to name anything above 14th Street.• A surprising story about the origins of internet stalking.• A surprising story about Rachel's fear of our fans. • The surprising truth about hand-jobs.• Our impressions of the impressions sequence from The Trip.DON'T FORGET, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD EVERY ONE OF OUR EPISODES FREE ON iTUNES.bewareofthebabylon.com

the softer side of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON In this episode, we invite you to explore the softer side of our podcast.  Captured live on tape from Hells Kitchen, New York City on a warm Summer's night, Rachel and Todd reach deep into their collective subconsciousness to bring you this and more:  • The cinematic interpretation of Rachel's whirlwind Château vacation  • The dramatic reaction of Todd's misunderstanding of menstruation  • The fantastic exploration of Facebook's founding recapitulation  • The wondrous damnation of a podcast's rapturous exaltation  Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for FREE from iTunes.   Just search in the Podcast Directory for BEWARE OF THE BABYLON. More than 80 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod.  Subscribe today for instant updates!

WE'RE BACK FROM OUR RESPECTIVE FRANCE WORK TRIPS! Rachel was in Paris... Todd was in Cannes... Together, they're finding out, that the only way to get back into the groove of the Eastern Standard Time zone is to reminisce about their weeks in France. Recorded LIVE on tape in Washington Square Park, this episode is tastier than a croque monsieur, and it smells better too. Experience: • Ambient sound that can only come from the West Village on a Sunday. • Rachel's two very important things learned while in France. • Todd's sexy, raspy new voice.   Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes.  Keyword: BEWARE OF THE BABYLON More than 80 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod. Subscribe today for instant updates.  

It’s Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayPartyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, fun Even though Todd swears it didn't go anywhere, PODCASTING IS BACK! Not only do we give you a brand new episode just one week after our last one, but Rachel shares her insight from the SXSW Interactive Festival!    Recorded LIVE on tape from Ben's Kosher Deli on St. Patrick's Day, the episode contains hard evidence that podcasting isn't just a flash in the pan:   • Todd goes a little Tipper to protect the children. • Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun thoughts on Rebecca Black's fame. • Rachel's review of THE BOOK OF MORMON • Desperate pleas to be guests of The WTF Podcast with Marc Maron.   Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes.  Keyword: BEWARE OF THE BABYLON More than 80 other episodes are just waiting to get into your iPod. Subscribe today for instant updates.  

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON• The WINNING 6th Anniversary Podcast •Greetings corporate trolls and winning warriors,BEWARE OF THE BABYLON celebrates six years of awesome tiger blood fueled mayhem that you can't handle because, frankly, your head would just explode from all the podcasting splendor.In this heart-pounding, brain-cured episode:• Listen in on Rachel and Todd's CB Radio banter.• Winning theories on just how crazy you have to be to reach level Sheen.• The new iPod Rachel makes its debut with a review.• A heated debate over which dessert we should order.

Beware!  This time we really mean it. Recorded over sushi on Valentine's Day, Todd and Rachel spiral into a world of double entendre and despair.  Join them as the recount their early-age drinking binges, Four Loko cravings and Oscar predictions. It's gonna be a podcast you'll never forget.   Don't you forget, this and every episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is available for free from iTunes.  Keyword: BEWARE OF THE BABYLON Subscribe today for instant updates.