Cox N' Crendor Show

Uranus moves into your love sector this week as Jesse and Crendor explore heavenly bodies and astrology for the new year... or... at least A year. Also the boys talk about what they did with their week off - spoiler: Jesse becomes a casual racist.

Turns out the end of the world didn't happen, so it's back to work today! Don't worry, one day the Robots will rise up against us - just give it time. Then you can finally tell your boss where to shove those TPS reports. Also Jesse analyzes Crendor's dream.

Today on the show, Jesse and Crendor discover the Mayan Robots one weakness - breast fondling. Also, do you know what a "fupa" is? We don't either, but we talk about it. And lots of rapping. LOTS OF IT.

It's Wednesday, only 2 more days til the end of the world! And what better excuse to get out of those awful holiday parties with family. Although, if the world doesn't end, we have some tips to help you deal with those nosy relatives who still want to know why you're single. ...and if you aren't single, get single quick, we need dates!

Attention unaware self obsessed morons! This show is for you! Also Jesse and Crendor delve far to greedily and far too deep into the world of the McRib. Once you hear 10 "facts" about it - you'll never want one again.... or in Crendor's case, go out to buy one right away.

On today's episode, Jesse and Crendor discuss the hobbit, Robot co-hosts, and of course a discerning look into the new Cosmo article about S&M. This one's for YOU, ladies.

Jesse n' Crendor are living the dream.... a dream controlled by Matrix Robots! Also, did you know there are bad gifts that you can give people for Christmas? Seriously!? Sometimes people don't like what you give them! Also the boys wax philosophic.

12/12/12 It's an important date. That's why we won't discuss it. Also we learn just enough about Crendor's past to understand his inability to pronounce simple words. Oh, and did someone say "science rules"?! Well...besides Bill Nye...

It's Tuesday, or as Crendor knows it: "The Day of the Twos". Also Jesse and Crendor learn what women look for in men, as well as how to beat a dead horse.

It's Monday, time for a whole new week of workin' for the man! While you may not like it, just make sure you don't act like the subject of our first story. Turns out people need to re-learn the golden rule. Also Jesse and Crendor pontificate the finer points of Maury.

Jesse's day goes from bad to delicious to worse to hilarious. Also Crendor and Jesse discover the history of "French" Fries, and how it's possible to release so many bad Resident Evil games.

Just when you though it was safe to move on from crazy Holiday traditions, we bring you the Yule Lads! It just keeps getting better and better! Also, are your children cheating in school? (yes) We discover the 8 signs of a cheating student and help parents so their jobs.

Straight from the Netherlands to your ears - it's holiday racism! ...or at least that's what my white guilt tells me it is. Join us for an awkward talk about strange European Holidays and then stick around to learn some tips on keeping that winter weight off.... and why we think they are bunk.

December is here! A time for Holiday cheer and festive delights! Also talk about heads popping off, stress stink, and the extremely boring love lives of people in the business world.

Friday is upon us! Brace yourself for the weekend! ...and 10 things you shouldn't say at work. Also we find out what the best countries to be born in next year will be. So if you're considering being born, this episode's for you!

Thursday is here, and the week's almost over! But not before we discuss a new study that says women judge men based on their levels of immunity! Oh, and BIGFOOT!

It's hump day! So of course we're talking about a naked guy in Florida. Also we discuss the benefits of drinking water! Spoiler: It keeps you alive!

It MUST be Tuesday, cause all the sudden things are going bonkers here in the studio. Turns out there was something wrong with the recording Crendor's volume was super loud. It's been fixed, but it's still out of wack. But that's out, we push on! With a news "article" for the ladies... apparently written by asshole men.

Back for another week of fun! Today Crendor and Jesse talk about their amazing weekend in traffic jams, create a new candle holder, and then discuss why science is wrong about everything.

Happy Black Friday!!!!