Cox N' Crendor Show

Still sick with the super flu Jesse returns with a moderately normal Crendor to record another episode cause people be wantin' episodes.

Jesse and Crendor return to Florida to visit with their favorite super hero. But it turns out, another state is vying for our attention!

In this episode the boys unleash more awful voices upon the world than anyone would think possible. Also they talk about poop in your beard!

In this episode Crendor insists he should make his own podcast, Jesse shares some stories of his time in Poland, and the boys try to solve the case of the missing lunch meat.

Jesse and Crendor celebrate 100 episodes by getting disturbingly topical and serious.... then proceed to ruin it by talking about alien dreams and other nonsense.

Jesse returns from the UK and tells of the horrifying 11 hour flight from hell. Crendor just watched old men complain about Obama for two weeks.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about the only thing that could get Jesse to record a podcast while on a laptop overseas....

The boys return with their very own suspiciously high quality asmr. Also Crendor informs Jesse he's a racist, after learning who gives the best massages. Then they talk about a bunch of sports stuff like they know what they are talking about.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about what they've been doing since they were last in your ear holes.... it quickly devolves into 30 minutes of 50 Shades of Grey.

So Jesse took the day off to lounge about a drink, then Crendor wanted to do a podcast. This is the result. Also Owls rise up against their human masters, and Crendor and Jesse reveal what they'd do with 80 million dollars.

What starts as a Jesse rant about Starbucks, ends with Crendor completely missing the point. Also the boys discuss strange products to gift at Valentine's Day, that are too quirky, even for Zooey Deschanel. Relevent Pics: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4771106_free.jpg http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4334904_free.jpg

In this episode, the boys get real! They discover Crendor is a women's size 12, Jesse says F U to death, and praise is given to the national treasure that is Left Shark.

In this episode, the boys discuss the important things in life, like themselves. Then Crendor mentions an investigation to find the serial pooper. Jesse is unimpressed.

Jesse and Crendor finally get their bottles of Chlorophyll and as per usual, what should have been a simple tasting turns into a whole nonsensical affair. Also once again, the boys get to the heart of the matter when it comes to yoga pants.

Jesse embarks on his quest to reach 65 for his big payday. Meanwhile Crendor is still sick. This isn't helped by the fact that dieting is hard and Jesse is a mess. They also go crazy and become plant men.

The boys are back, Crendor is sick, Jesse is full of chili, and a book gets written. Also Jesse learns if he can only live to be 65 he'll make a fortune!

As one year ends and another begins, we take a look back at all the wonderful things that Flordia Man gave us. Also Crendor is sick, and offers what may be the most insane cure to a cold ever.

Hey guys, GNOC? Maybe a little FWB? Don't worry, no CD9. Are not sure what the hell we're talking about?! Then you obviously aren't a cool teen! We'll fill you in. Also the boys discuss the scene they wanted most out of the Hobbit, and how you get the mumps!

The boys sit down to watch the new year end, Youtube Rewind. Their opinions differ, in that one thinks it's horrible, and the other thinks it's just bad. David Lynch analyzes the entire affair.

Jesse and Crendor discover the power of the Yumbo, then summarily dismiss it. Also, Crendor takes the time to remind Jesse how much of an old angry bastard he's become.