Cox N' Crendor Show

This week Jesse and Crendor talk about the finer things in life, like making music with an MRI machine, getting into drugs cause of your cat, and Nic Cage being a genuine hero to the weirdos of the world. Also Jesse discovers the greatest album in the history of music. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor. Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE. Go to http://liquidIV.com and enter promo code COX to get your savings and start getting better hydration.

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them all the adventures in Australia Jesse can remember! Also Crendor continues to paint new friends and a man dresses as his daughter to escape prison. All this and more on an exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor. HoneyBook is offering our listeners 50% off when you visit http://tryhoneybook.com/cox.

The boys are back from their summer break and boy has nothing changed at all. Still complaining about the same old things! Although now Crendor has a new hobby that he might be tricking Jesse into doing, it may just be the entirety of their live show. Also the news this week features the return of a fan favorite - Newport Richie! Right now, Cox n’ Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/crendor right now, you can get your first refill pack for free.

Here we go again! This week Crendor finds himself in the best shape of his life, while Jesse thinks he's about to die. My how the tables have turned. Also a man trains a squirrel to kill. What's the deal with all the squirrel assassins these days?! Go to http://HoneyBook.com and use promo code COX for 50% off your first year. Go to http://thirdlove.com/COX now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!

TWO EPISODES IN A WEEK?! What madness is this?! Well - it's the kind of madness that we're legally responsible for! Gotta make the ad men happy! ANYWAY - in this episode Jesse regales Crendor with the mysterious dream he's had 3 times this week. Also while at Disney, Jesse meets Teen Girl Squad. Meanwhile Crendor finds a story about Spider-Man's part time job. All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners of Cox n Crendor a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at http://crendor.robinhood.com Right now, Cox n Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX

The boys are back and Jesse's gone and got himself a cold. Turns out running around a convention can do that do you. It'd be so stupid if he then went out on a boat in the rain. Luckily Crendor is here to be sensible and update us on his path of gaining weight. Oh, and I guess there's a story about a man sexing pool floaties in here as well. So you know what that means, it's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://MeUndies.com/crendor Go to http://GetQuip.com/CRENDOR right now and get your first refill pack for FREE.

It all started as a goof nearly 7 years ago and somehow here we are. Looking back at the past 199 episodes we pick quotes you've selected to take us on a whimsical journey through our past. Why did we say the things we said?! Can we blame it on drugs? All this, and a man with a ketchup problem on another exciting Cox n' Crendor! Get $50 off 23andMe’s Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox Get a 30-day free trial to Openfit when you text COX to 303030

The boys are back for their 199th episode! Before the next one follow their instructions carefully and help them out to make the 200th episode actually a special thing - maybe. Also an alligator gets drunk. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

Jesse's back from Hotlanta and Crendor went to the mall - SO YOU KNOW they have stories to tell. Crendor is also attempting to gain some weight, so thankfully Jesse's here to help him with years of knowledge and practice. Also a man put weed in his butt. All this and more on this all new exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first pair free at http://meundies.com/crendor Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode starts out going someplace and quickly derails into accents. What are the sexiest American accents. Why do sports broadcaster talk the way they do. All of that stuff. Will we brutally butcher YOUR accent in our lazy attempts!? All this and if we have time some news or something. It's COX n' CRENDOR! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor Postmates is giving listeners $100 in free devliery credits when you download the app and use promo code: CRENDOR

The boys are back once again to talk about the important issues of the day - like weird voice acting dreams, strange looks into the creation of men made of meatballs, and other such nonsense. Also we've got a big announcement for those in the midwest! All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get $30 off 23andMe's Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with another episode filled with random thoughts and noncontent. Today Crendor takes his shot as an inventor and Jesse is there for moral support. Also Jesse discovers his musical tastes from 2001 were crappy. Thankfully the news will make him forget all about the bad taste of terrible music by making him think of the bad taste of terrible canned food. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://thirdlove.com/COX now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase.

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them the tale of Jesse's trip to San Francisco! Crendor talks to a man in a sauna, Ozy and Newport Richie are back, as well as way too many people offering us weed. All this and more nonsense on this episode Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

The boys are back and this time they're diving in the deep end of Starbucks water. Is it as good as Crendor claims? We also learn a bit about doctors, Jesse's parents, and kind of weird things Crendor still thinks are happening that definitely aren't. Also Jesse becomes the Moriarty of pee based crimes. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first refill pack free at http://quip.com/crendor Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

It's time for more nonsense, fresh from the non-content mines! This week the boys talk about aging, wine, and fine dining... wait what?! Also Crendor let's know know about his water habits and Jesse refuses to believe him. There's also way too many good stories coming out of Florida! All this and more an this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX Order your 23andMe Health + Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with another episode and this time they've got some stories that for some reason all seem to be related to Subway. What's going on at Subway to make it so crazy?! Also Crendor has finally seen Jupiter Ascending and Jesse takes issue with people in the parking structure....thing? Has he finally lost his mind? All this and more Florida man on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get $100 of free delivery credit by downloading the Postmates app and use promo code: CRENDOR Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

This week a tangent about using Instagram too much turns into a talk about beauty and cultural expectations. How did that happen?! Also Florida man is back at it again and Jesse can't handle the new way people get you to watch youtube videos! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

We're back baby! An all new episode that really shows the world how exciting our lives are. Meanwhile the boys wonder about the caviar vending machine and what other wild machines exist out there. In the news Florida makes it big and another person decided to train a squirrel for evil. All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

It's time for some more goofs and witch like cackles! Jesse and Crendor decide to create a university and it's as terrible of an idea as it sounds. Also Jesse gets caught in a fight at a gas station and Crendor regales us with more of his dreams. All this, and a hunt for Bigfoot on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Buy your Health + Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with an all new episode, and this time they finally understand what podcasts are for - putting you to sleep! What they don't understand is what the hell is going on at malls across America. Jesse tries to be a handyman and Crendor finds an amazing story of love and shrimp. All on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX