Hello Newman.

With the fifth season of Seinfeld back in its box, James and Steev present their Hello Newman rankings in this feature-length episode. Read more

The fifth season of Seinfeld closes with a surprisingly single-length helping of Hello Newman—and buddy, it’s all happenin’. Bonkos even. In episode 84 James and Steev talk all over “The Opposite”. Read more

In episode 83 of Hello Newman, James and Steev deliver a breathtaking commentary to “The Hamptons”. Read more

In episode 82 of Hello Newman, bumbling bozos James and Steev give their take of “The Fire”, which is very much part of the show. Read more

In episode 81 of Hello Newman, James and Steev polish off the paella, put down their pens and apportion their perception of “The Raincoats”. Read more

In episode 80 of Hello Newman, James and Steev risk violating club policy with their take on “The Wife”. Also niche British car puns. Read more

In episode 79 of Hello Newman, James and Steev return from a short break and spend a little time dwarfing another Seinfeld episode to talk all over “The Stand-In”. Read more

In episode 78 of Hello Newman, James and Steev provide a very special-a commentary to “The Pie”. Read more

In episode 77 of Hello Newman, James and Steev watch the skies for falling objects and talk all over “The Marine Biologist”. Read more

In episode 76 of Hello Newman, James and Steev provide their coverage of “The Dinner Party” with lashings of Ringdings and Pepsi. Read more

In episode 75 of Hello Newman, James and Steev provide their commentary to “The Stall” without a square to spare. Read more

In episode 74 of Hello Newman, fresh from an afternoon of squirrel mutilation James and Steev give their take on “The Conversion”. Read more

In episode 73 of Hello Newman, unsuccessful gyro dashers James and Steev instead provide commentary to “The Cigar Store Indian”. Read more

In episode 72 of Hello Newman, non-murderers James and Steev keep their hands to themselves and talk over “The Masseuse”. Read more

In episode 71 of Hello Newman, James and Steev awake from a months long coma and are in desperate need of a trim from “The Barber”. Read more

In episode 70 of Hello Newman, f***y f**ks James and Steev serve up their commentary to “The Non-Fat Yogurt”. Read more

In episode 69 of Hello Newman, James and Steev scoff down their sundaes and talk all over “The Lip Reader”. Read more

In episode 68 of Hello Newman, James and Steev steady themselves for a surgical slice of commentary to “The Bris”. Read more

In episode 67 of Hello Newman, James and Steev take a feel of the material, then give their take on “The Sniffing Accountant”! Read more

In episode 66 of Hello Newman, James and Steev give commentary whilst taking a squint at “The Glasses”. Read more