Beer Space Nine

It's a whimsical couple episodes on TNG this week. We get two basically funny episodes in a row. First, Captain Picard, Ro, Keiko, and Guinan all get turned into little kids. (Barron's not happy, he is not a fan of kids.) Then Data fucks up the holodeck while Worf, Alexander, and Deanna are trying to have a good time.

Aliens are abducting Commander Riker and doing experiments on him when TNG does its very on alien abduction episode!! How very 90s of them. Then Q is back to investigate a young girl who just might, herself, be Q. Also, Brooke swears this episode aired on Halloween in 1992 and doesn't care what IMDB says!!

This week TNG has a pretty terrible episode followed by a great episode. The return of Scotty!!! Also, Barron tells Brooke it is our 3 year podcast anniversary! Yaayy!!

We're back!! We aren't dead!! And we're still drinking beer and talking about Star Trek! Finally starting TNG season 6. First up we find out just what Data's head was doing in 1800s San Francisco. Then we watch Lt Barclay have a panic attack over possible transporter psychosis. Yay it's good to be back!!

Merry Christmas Eve everybody! We are finally at The Inner Light!! One of the best episodes of TNG ever!! We also have Time's Arrow Part 1, one of Brooke's favorites. At the end of season 5, next week season 6!

We're back!! This week we drink liquor and discuss two great TNG episodes!!! Geordi makes friends with a line Borg, and then he an Ro get caught in a transporter malfunction and are presumed dead!! Also Brooke coughs a lot.

This week Professor X and Jean Grey sort of hook up, when Picard falls for a special empath played by Famke Janssen. Also, a random kid gets a murderous imaginary friend.

This week TNG is giving us both a Wesley episode AND a Lwaxana episode. It's Barron's worst nightmare.  Actually we both like the Wesley episode and Brooke likes Lwaxana so luckily we're not both miserable!!

This week we have one of the top 10 episodes of TNG to discuss!! Too bad we have to suffer through The Outcast first. Ugh. We don't like it. Let us tell you why!! But we LOVE Cause and Effect. Also we're less drunk this week. Not sure if that makes us better, though.

We're back!! Brooke has no more sisters who want to get married so we should be back weekly! This week we both get super drunk while talking about TNG. Troi, Data, and O'Brien all get possessed by ghosts from a weird moon. And Barron is happy because we have a Worf episode!! Poor Worf breaks his back! Will he survive? 

This week on Beer Space Nine the Enterprise encounters an insular society entirely built on genetic engineering. But they're about to be DESTROYED BY AN ASTEROID!!! Dun Dun DUUUNNN!!! Then the entire crew gets their memories wiped, and they must figure out who they are before they figure out what's going on.

Data, once again, gets a confused kid as a protege. And then we have a mind....probe....episode. Minds are probed against their wills...

The Enterprise is visited by a time traveler from the future sent back to observe Captain Picard's decision making during a crisis. And Worf is visited by his son who intends to stay. Worf, take care of your kid!!!

In part one Spock (SPOCK!) is accused of betraying the Federation and Picard goes to see Sarek one last time. In part two Picard teams up with Spock (SPOCK!) and hangs with some Romulans.

This week in the TNG universe Captain Picard gets trapped in an elevator with a bunch of kids while Counselor Troi has to command the ship. Also, Worf delivers a baby. Pretty much everyone's worst nightmare. Then Wesley returns (Barron's worst nightmare), and hooks up with Ashley Judd while the whole ship becomes addicted to a video game with bad graphics.

This week in TNG we get the first appearance of the Bajorans AND Ensign Ro. Also the Cardassians are dicks. And the return of the Crystaline Entity brings a woman bent on revenge. And better special effects than the last time we saw the Crystaline Entity.

We kick off season 5 of TNG with two great episodes! Start off fast and furious with more Klingon intrigue and the appearance of  mysterious Romulan. Then we have a great character study when Picard learns to trust and communicate with a new people.

Bringing season 4 of TNG to a close, we have Data getting a girlfriend (again), and lots of Klingon intrigue. Barron loves those Worf episodes.

We have reached our 100th episode!! Never thought we'd get this far. Also, we both forgot until we were recording...Anyway, this week Doctor Crusher gets a mysterious boyfriend, and poor Geordi gets kidnapped for the first of many times.

We get a couple of great guest stars this week! First in The Drumhead Picard goes up against Jean Simmons, yet another of Star Trek's crazy admirals. (Seriously, you don't want to be an admiral in Starfleet.) Then Lwaxana Troi falls in love with a doomed man played by David Ogden Stiers in Half a Life. Some dramatic moments for us!!