Synopsis
My name is Patrick, a millennial practice, and I only hope to be in the fairy class one day.
The long and clean years are very bitter, and fortunately I have a dry sister company, not like other practitioners as lonely. So that, all along I was a happy fox, completely carefree to live their small days.
This kind of comfortable life was soon brought to an end, and it was caused by my best sisters falling in love.
A sense of mung gradually from the bottom of my heart, day after day, more and more serious. Look at the husband and wife called intimate, look back to think about themselves or lonely single, the heart is always a little stuffy is not taste. It's like eating a lime, a little sour and a little abit. But eat into the mouth, spit out sorry face, swallow down and sorry stomach. This feeling of sultry appearance, I feel very uncomfortable.
According to the results of the annual physical examination, my body should not have this inexplicable symptom. I tried to use some vitamins, cold medicine and so on Dongdong, but to no avail. After Best was unable to solve, I assumed that I must have been poisoned. I tried a lot of antidotes again, but it never worked. I also thought that this poison is not such a clumsy force can be solved, so I decided to go back to the plate silk hole to find my master. With her repair (actually want to say 'to her age', but for the sake of her old man's family and my small life, I still do not mention this woman taboo topic is good), what poison can not fail her.
My master Bai Jingjing, when fell in love with Qi TianDa holy, this is a happy relationship. But that Sun monkey do not know which band did not draw right, suddenly left her with a surname Tang's monk went to the West To get what the real bible. Later, according to the unofficial version, the inside of the study is called what fairy's flower-obsessed woman in the monkey face. Totang monk as a matchmaker, but also sent a lot of red envelopes. So Xuanxuan that bald man strong turned the sun monkey on the west sky run, but also my master said what the scourge of evil evil evil. The arm screwed but the thigh, that year to the master's own thin force, how also dare not fight with the heavenly court. In those days of extreme inequality in the three worlds, the demons were all unsympathetic jump-beam clowns. Let my master how infatuated, suffering from no one dare to speak out of justice, the power of a thin she can not regain that negative heart only see the new laugh heart. Helplessly, can only hate to withdraw from this relationship.
这个东西甚至让很多无辜的恶魔都感到厌倦，每次我们出去的时候，都是那些神仙们说要吃妖精，让我们为不公正所蒙蔽。长期以来，我的主人受到伤害，严禁在门口的老师中提到“当当和尚”，“西天取圣经”等。还苦了很多啊，学习小恶魔的语言，今天我有门恶魔，还有很多不了解的“汤糖趴热”的区别是什么。因此，我学校的许多其他恶魔都说我们的“方言”非常可笑，实际上，他们不知道这是我们老师永远的痛苦之门。
但这都是后遗症，现在眼下最重要的是解决我的体内毒药。
