When Harry Met Fatty

 Call off the jesters, for this week fatty gives you the royal treatment with 2004's The Prince & Me. This crown jewel may be shiny, but beware, beneath yonder garb there be ginger-haired inbreeding! Starring Julia Stiles and Luke Mably, this franchise, (part one of four) begins upon a time when a series called "Girls Gone Wild" existed. Heavy weighs the impending crown of Prince Mably, who finds the royal Danish floozies dreadfully triflesome and boring.  Whilst channel surfing one afternoon, Prince Luke Mably spies an ad for "Girls gone Wild" being brodcasted from a land called Madison, Wisconsin. He cuts off his royal ties and travels to the land of Milk and Packers whereupon he becomes enchanted under Julia Stiles' anal retentive spell. She's a pre-med farmgirl who has an unfortunate mental deficiency in knowing how to doff her top, even when ordered by a Danish Prince in disguise! Be that as it may, even though she's a little bit country and he's a little bit rock'n'roll, they find it in their hearts