Bobby Pickles' Podcast

INTRO POETRY: Allô — my awakened non-woke folks, hear my plea! You’re recovering from sleep when you see me, Bobby P., instead of the sheep on TV You could be watching more of the same, or the game,  or finding someone to blame, for your shameful situation You’ll never have the fame! nor the fortune, nor the glory, nor the money, nor the power Because you’re happy and content consuming mainstream media for hours on end I think you need a friend To listen to in times you’re going off the deep end I’ll send my condolences, maybe some flowies and an edible  Walter Cronkite’s dead. This just in! No one’s credible. Fake news is rampant and you’re too heavy-eyed to tell Stop yawning, I know you’re longing for a cup of that Maxwell House coffee on the shelf Note to self, be self aware, and tell the truth, radically honest Disregard your couth, because that voting booth is strongest (Cue the Billy Joel music) A bottle of Red pills, a bottle of Blue It all depends upon your attitude Welcome the shop, Episode 187 on a