My Other Buddy Devin

FEATURING SANTA DAY-LEWIS - we sat down and really dig into the paranormal and cemeteries for like 10 minutes! DH got super haunted super recently in an abandoned orphanage, and his harrowing recount of it is literally BONE-CHILLING. DM had to leave suddenly and then apparently Santa Claus (who sounds kinda like Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood) showed up drunk and started threatening some guy named Kenny from Key West (and a ton of newsworthy, toxic public figures!) with physical violence. Santa needs to go to either jail, a psychiatrist, or both.  The perfect combo of topics for the first week of May. :) YEAHDEED.COM