Regular Features

The Regular Features team, in what courts will agree is their most co-operative act yet, send a fake newsletter to Roger Helmer's legion of UKIP followers. We'll say it straight up now so as not to disappoint: it doesn't arrive in their inboxes in time to make this episode the thrilling spectacle we had anticipated it might be. Log attempts to mitigate the boredom by playing a scratchcard AS LIVE. Can he succeed in rescuing the episode from the drudgery of increasingly bleak Gmail refreshes? You'll have to listen to find out!