Regular Features

HENCHMAN 1: It is boring here guarding the Bad Base. HENCHMAN 2: I listen to podcasts to pass the time. HENCHMAN 1: Oh, like what? HENCHMAN 2: Like Regular Features of course! It is the podcast of choice for the discerning goon. HENCHMAN 1: Wow, what's on it this week? HENCHMAN 2: Well, Steve went to see a child's movie and was upset, Joe was nearly besmirched for a joke, and Gav tried to inculcate Steve into joining a WhatsApp group about his and his friends' arse-matter. HENCHMAN 1: It sounds awful. HENCHMAN 2: Fuck you Jeremy.