Don't Do It Yourself

This week we give instructions that are usable for everyone. From how to date a hobo (here’s a hint: treat all of her ‘personal space’ as her ‘stabbing zone’) to how to twerk yourself dry after a shower. After that, your led on a nightmarish, haunting journey as Count Demonnance, Queelor, Queen Danceatron and Rasputin Vanderdouche discuss how to start your own Wiccan coven. The result of their witchery is less impressive than the male anatomy in Zero G.  This episode is brought to you by the University of Phoenix Airlines and T-Pain’s omeletator Note: Like every one of our episodes, you should watch The Craft before listening to this.