Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

Hannah recaps episode 5 of The Hills: New Beginnings! She talks about the Godfather-esque beaten dead horse that is the Justin/Adrian/Steph love triangle, reminisces on her own dark love triangle (er... hexagon?) from an old serving job (she was the Adrian!), AND introduces the new breakout star of The Hills: The Malibu fires. Listen now, don't forget to rate, review and subscribe, AND head to patreon.com/browneyedjewnicorn for bonus content!