Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When Youre Awesome

Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're Awesome

Synopsis

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.

Chapters

  • BroCodeForParents 01 ThisProgram
    Duration: 37s
  • BroCodeForParents 02 ForMarvin
    Duration: 10s
  • BroCodeForParents 03 Disclaimer
    Duration: 49s
  • BroCodeForParents 04 Introduction
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 05 WhyIWrote
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 06 AboutThisAwesomeBook
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 07 Part1
    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 08 AreYouFinancially
    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 09 SelectingAMate
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 10 TheScience
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 11 Timing
    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 12 GettingLucky
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 13 TellingPop
    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 14 HowDoYouKnow
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 15 Unexpected
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 16 Complications
    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 17 Part2
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 18 Babymoon
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 19 Announcing
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 20 Diet
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 21 TimeCapsule
    Duration: 57s
  • BroCodeForParents 22 TheBoobsOnTheBus
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 23 Feathering
    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 24 Doctor
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 25 Sex
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 26 Education
    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 27 Babyshower
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 28 LifeInsurance
    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 29 Milking
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 30 Names
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 31 Gender
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 32 Multiples
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 33 BirthPlan
    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 34 Part3
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 35 TheFoxAndTheBro
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 36 Childcare
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 37 BroMcDonald
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 38 BirthAnnouncement
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 39 Wardrobe
    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 40 GoldieSlut
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 41 Stroller
    Duration: 05min
  • BroCodeForParents 42 Formula
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 43 Sleep
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 44 Crying
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 45 BabyCryTranslator
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 46 Playpen
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 47 Part4
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 48 Preschool
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 49 PottyTraining
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 50 BabySteps
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 51 Television
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 52 Competition
    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 53 Discipline
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 54 Travel
    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 55 College
    Duration: 07min
  • BroCodeForParents 56 FirstWord
    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 57 Troubleshooting
    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 58 AboutTheAuthors
    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 59 Credits
    Duration: 01min

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