Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're Awesome

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The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.


  • BroCodeForParents 01 ThisProgram

    Duration: 37s
  • BroCodeForParents 02 ForMarvin

    Duration: 10s
  • BroCodeForParents 03 Disclaimer

    Duration: 49s
  • BroCodeForParents 04 Introduction

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 05 WhyIWrote

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 06 AboutThisAwesomeBook

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 07 Part1

    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 08 AreYouFinancially

    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 09 SelectingAMate

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 10 TheScience

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 11 Timing

    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 12 GettingLucky

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 13 TellingPop

    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 14 HowDoYouKnow

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 15 Unexpected

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 16 Complications

    Duration: 03min
  • BroCodeForParents 17 Part2

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 18 Babymoon

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 19 Announcing

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 20 Diet

    Duration: 01min
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