Marty And Michael Fully Actual
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The first podcast of the comedy duo Marty and Michael.
Episodes
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Matt Eats Actual S***! (Season 5 Episode 21)
10/07/2023 Duration: 01h05minIn this week's "P.O. Box," we convince Matt to eat fossilised s*** that a fan sent us!. This week we have a very special surprise phone call for Matt from someone he hasn't spoken to in a very long time. Hearing their friendly voice makes Matt's crippling anxiety flare up. In this week's "Matt vs. Michael," the boys are given the task of drawing a picture for Marty. Michael takes a very friendly approach, but Matt takes it a bit too far as usual. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," we get some promising starting conversations, leaving Matt hopeful he will find his special Mrs. Brown. This week we bring back the well-loved "German Or Gibberish," with the game coming to a very close ending. In this week's prank call, we are introduced to a new character, A very "true blue" Aussie who wants to get his son tutoring lessons. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00-10:10 Sponsors: 10:11-16:42 Sh*t Talk: 16:43-20:55 German Or Gibberish: 20:56-27:55 Matt Vs Michael: 27:56-33:22 Matt’s Surprise Phone Call: 33:23-36:12 Bong
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Matt Reveals a Dark Family Secret (Season 5, Episode 20)
03/07/2023 Duration: 01h36minMarty Goes through Matt’s black book where he discovers a dark family secret. In this week's prank call, Marty unveils a new character which leaves Michael in shock. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael find out who’s better at recreating animal sounds. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Matt scares off another girl with his intense language. This week's Michael's movie review reveals his hatred for a beloved old film. -- Sh*t Talk 0:00 - 13:23 Ads 13:24 - 18:25 Matt’s black book 18:26 - 25:06 Matt vs Michael 25:07 - 31:57 Bong Break 31:58 - 32:13 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 32:14 - 49:25 Bong Break 49:26 - 49:43 Q&A 49:44 - 1:02:44 Lying Segment 1:02:45 - 1:08:04 Bong Break 1:08:05 - 1:08:21 Marty’s Phone call 1:08:22 - 1:11:59 Michael’s Movie Review/ Matt Website Review 1:12:00 - 1:24:32 Prank Call 1:24:33 - 1:35:11 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to mans
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He Nearly Threw Up! Ft Paulie & Floppa (Season 5, Episode 19)
26/06/2023 Duration: 02h03minWe welcome special guests Paulie and Floppa to the podcast, where We convince Floppa to smell Matt’s sacred bottle. He nearly threw up! In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, we find Matt’s dream girl willing to tolerate Matt’s wildest fantasies and outrageous comments. Matt vs. Michael comes to an unexpected end, with the boys given the challenge to try to make each other laugh. In This week's Q&A, we uncover a shocking part of the boys adolescent years as they reflect on all the mischievous they have caused. In this week's prank call, Ronda attempts to get a refund for a bottle of wine that didn’t suit her palate after finishing the entire bottle. -- Sh*t talk: 0:00-14:55 Sponsors: 14:56-24:39 Paulie and Floppa: 24:40-34:51 Bali stories: 34:52-43:25 Paulie and Floppa Sh*t talk: 43:28-52:49 Floppa Vs mince bottle: 52:50-56:57 Paulie and Floppa’s present: 56:58-1:03:00 Matt vs Michael: 1:03:01-1:08:35 Matt’s tinder adventures: 1:08:36-1:23:31 Q&A: 1:23:32-1:48:29 P.O Box: 1:48:30-1:55:10 Prank call: 1:5
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Matt and Michael have a fight Ft. CrackerMilk (Season 5, Episode 18)
19/06/2023 Duration: 01h29minWe get CrackerMilk on the podcast to talk about what would happen if Connor died. In this week's sh*t talk, we find out that Matt is an avid Minecrafter. In this week's Matt vs. Michael, Matt and Michael have a full contact wrestle and everyone in the house comes in to bet on who will win. In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, Marty reveals too much about Matt to a girl - making Matt furious. This week's Michael's movie review turns out to be one of his most positive. And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a lady selling puppies to see if he can buy one for his family to eat. -- S**t Talk 0:00 - 3:14 Ads 3:15 - 9:23 Bong Break 9:24 - 9:40 Cracker Milk 9:41 - 34:47 Bong Break 34:48 - 35:03 Cracker Milk 35:04 - 37:00 Matt vs Michael 37:01 - 45:12 Tinder Adventures 45:13 - 57:38 Q&A 57:40 - 1:12:00 Bong Break 1:12:01 - 1:12:16 Movie/Website Review 1:12:17 - 1:22:53 Prank Call 1:22:54 - 1:27:24 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so
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Jackson O'Doherty Opens Up About His America trip (Season 5, Episode 17)
12/06/2023 Duration: 01h30minSpecial guest, Jackson O'Doherty, opens up about the crazy sh*t he did in America and the stories of being the MC to Marty's wedding. In this week's sh*t talk, we uncover the concerning weekend Matt Brown had… In this week's Matt vs. Michael, the boys have a challenging time figuring out who is better at geography. Who will win this insanely close game? In this week's Matt’s Tinder Adventures, the girls are getting tired of Matt’s hard-to-get attitude, leaving Matt uncertain if he will ever find his true love. This week's Michael's movie review takes an unprecedented twist, leaving Matt furious with Michael. And of course, the classic prank call with Arnold Fiene is back. Arnold calls a longtime retired babysitter, trying to convince her to look after his misbehaving child. -- sh*t talk 0:00-3:52 Matt’s terrible weekend: 3:53-6:44 Sponsors: 6:45-12:55 Jackson’s America stories: 12:56-42:10 Matt vs Michael: 42:11-50:08 Matt’s tinder adventure 50:09-1:00:31 Q&A: 1:00:32-1:16:13 Michael’s Movie Review:
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Marty's Wild Wedding (Season 5, Episode 16)
05/06/2023 Duration: 01h53minMarty got married! In Sh*t Talk, we talk about some of the mischief from the wedding and how Matt Brown started a fight. Matt Brown’s Little Black Book RETURNS! And it’s more messed up than ever. We open some special packages from the PO Box and Matt Brown eats the world’s hottest gummy bear! Matt Vs Michael reveals who is better at prank calls! Will Michael move further ahead or will the brown turtle continue to claw his way back? We gift the Brown a brand new chair! Marty lines up a date for Matt on Matt’s Tinder Adventures. Will the Brown go on the date or will he be alone for life? Michael confronts Matt about yet another sh*t movie in “Michael’s Movie Reviews”. And, in this week’s prank call, Arnold Feine calls a few butcher’s trying to sell his world class pigs. — Intro 0:00 - 16:29 Ads 16:30 - 22:25 Matt’s Diary Entry 22:26 - 28:35 Matt & James Hiking Story 28:36 - 37:21 Matt vs Michael 37:22 - 56:04 Bong Break 56:05 - 56:20 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 56:21 - 1:09:56 Bong Break 1:09:57 - 1:
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Michael Shocks Our Guest With Offensive Dance! Ft. Bianca Zouppas (Season 5, Episode 15)
29/05/2023 Duration: 01h53minSpecial Guest! Katrina "The Real W*g Wife Of Brisbane" talks her recent comedy show and upcoming movies. We gift the Brown a beautiful new chair... but he's refusing to accept it. We bring back Lie to Lacci! Will he fall for it? Or see through out sh*t? In Matt Vs Michael, accents are back! The boys must real an inappropriate sentence in a range of different accents. Will Michael continue to dominate? Or will Matt start to convince us that he doesn't suffer from a range of severe learning disabilities? "Matt's Tinder Adventures" features a perfect mix of beautiful romance and pure cringe. In this week's prank call, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, tried to convince a newsagent that he's won money... when he hasn't. And, of course, the classics! Sh*t talk, Q&A and Michael's Movie Reviews. --- 0:12 - 11:30 - Shit Talk 11:31 - 16:52 - Sponsors 17:11 - 36:32 - Special Guest Bianca Zouppas 37:10 - 48:53 - Katrina Judges Greek Dancing 49:10 - 57:52 Matt Vs Michael 57:57 - 1:10:20 - Matt’s Tinder Adventur
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Marty's Bucks Went Too Far (F.T Jashan) - S5 E14
22/05/2023 Duration: 01h58minOn this episode we try to form coherent sentences while on a comedown from Marty’s crazy bucks party. We interview Jashan and get a “day in the life” as well as life growing up with Shammi. In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt explains to his matches the importance of giving women his eggs. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch one of our weirdest and grossest website videos: “Australia’s Got Talent”. And this week's "Prank Call" features Darren trying to book out a McDonald’s for his wedding reception -- Intro 0:00 - 12:42 Sponsors 12:43 - 18:34 German Or Gibberish 18:35 - 25:25 Matt vs Michael 25:26 - 34:03 Bong Break 34:04 - 34:19 Interview 34:20 - 1:07:00 Bong Break 1:07:01 - 1:07:16 Matt’s Tinder Adventures 1:07:17 - 1:20:06 Q&A 1:20:07 - 1:38:44 Michael’s Movie Review/ Matt Website Review 1:38:45 - 1:49:00 Prank Call 1:49:01 - 1:56:55 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking.
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Matt Finds His Perfect Tinder Girl (Season 5, Episode 13)
15/05/2023 Duration: 01h33minAfter Matt's unfortunate losing streak in "Matt Vs Michael," Marty graciously gives Matt a upper hand by choosing a topic Matt is all too familiar with... In this week's "Matt's Tinder Adventures," Matt finally finds a perfect tinder match who understands Matt's deep, dark wants and needs and is willing to give Matt a chance. In this week's "Website video review," we got Matt to watch our most recent website video, "Pisstillery." In "Michael's Movie Review,", we get an insight into Michael's likes and dislikes that will ultimately decide how Michael will react to a film. This week's "Prank Call" features Arnold Feine who calls a kid's arcade to book a birthday party for his kids and pet pig. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00 - 9:55 Sponsors: 9:56 - 16:53 German Or Gibberish: 16:54 - 25:30 Matt Vs Michael: 25:31 - 33:17 Matt’s Tinder Adventures: 33:18 - 50:40 Q&A: 50:41 - 1:04:24 Michael’s Movie Review: 1:04:25 - 1:12:30 Matt Reviews Website Vid - Pisstillery: 1:12:31 - 1:22:30 PO Box: 1:22:31 - 1:26:25 Prank Call: 1:2
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Who's The Best At Picking Up Chicks? (Season 5, Episode 12)
08/05/2023 Duration: 01h43minJames joins us live on the podcast! We bring back a fan favourite German Or Gibberish! We have a very special lady come on for Matt vs Michael, where they must see who’s the best at picking up chicks! Matt’s tinder adventures continues, will this be his lucky week? And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call where Darren demands a refund for a movie...while watching it. -- - Intro 0:00 - 11:50 - Sponsors 11:51 - 19:55 - German or Gibberish 19:56 - 27:17 - Bong Break 27:18 - 27:46 - Matt vs Michael 27:47 - 39:00 - Speaking With James 39:01 - 43:15 - Matt’s Tinder 43:16 - 1:07:20 - Bong Break 1:07:21 - 1:07:35 - Q&A 1:07:36 - 1:20:22 - Michael’s Movies reviews 1:20:23 - 1:24:42 - Matt’s Website Review 1:24:43 - 1:35 :13 - Prank Call 1:35:14 - 1:41:54 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the d
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Store Manager Loses It On Prank Call! (Season 5, Episode 11)
01/05/2023 Duration: 02h01minSpecial Guests: Maitland And Jess come on for a cheeky chat! Matt Vs Michael heats up even further as the boys try to out-spell each other. Will Michael move further ahead or will Matt begin to prove that he isn't a stupid dumb idiot? Matt's Tinder Adventures returns again as Marty writes an acrostic poem to a girl that makes Michael laugh so hard that he cries. We force The Brown to review our website videos starting with "You Laugh You Lose Part 2". And, of course, the classics. Sh*t Talk, Question Time, Michael's Film Reviews and a Prank Call featuring our favourite Aussie battler, Darren. -- Shit Talk: 0:07 - 12:02 Sponsors: 12:20 - 20:55 Matt Vs Michael: 21:56 - 36:44 Special Guests Maitland & Jess: 37:27 - 1:02:34 Matt’s Tinder Adventure: 1:03:13 - 1:29:10 Question Time: 1:29:40 - 1:44:11 Michael Review’s Fast & Furious: 1:44:36 - 1:49:15 Matt Reviews “You Laugh You Lose Part 2”: 1:49:16 - 1:53:26 Prank Call - 1:53:40 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offen
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Criminal Calls Matt After Tinder Conversation! (Season 5, Episode 10)
24/04/2023 Duration: 01h51minMarty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account again for some more extremely hilarious tinder conversations. Will Matt get lucky this week? After last week's loss, Matt tries desperately to reclaim the title of the better brown. In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a challenge that will test their fourth grade literacy skills. Marty brings on Dr Dan to discuss his health problems And, our favourite Aussie bogan, Darren, calls up a cheese cake shop to see if he can sneak in a "surprise" for his convict wife. -- Intro 0:00 - 9:24 Sponsors 9:25 - 18:48 Dr Dan 18:49 - 42:03 Break 42:04 - 42:19 Horoscopes 42:20 - 47:00 Who's The Better Brown 47:01 - 57:14 Matt vs Michael 57:15 - 1:04:25 Tinder 1:04:26 - 1:27:43 Michael’s Movie Reviews 1:27:44 - 1:38:00 Prank Call 1:38:01 - 1:49:55 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with
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We Get Sent The World's Hottest Gummy - Instant Regret! (Season 5, Episode 9)
17/04/2023 Duration: 01h19min'Matt's Tinder Adventures' is back! We revisit some saucy conversations from last week before chatting to a whole range of future Mrs Brown's. Matt's embarrassment and anger reaches an all time high as he hears Marty's bizarre seduction strategies. Matt Vs Michael reveals who is the better mathematician... Who will win? We have another Brown come on to challenge Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will Matt continue to win? Or will the guest Brown take home the $1,200? Matt's horoscope continues to reveal the true darkness that is Matt Brown. This week details an altercation with a family pet dog... We also get sent the world's hottest gummy. Predictably, it leads to a huge amount of pain and instant regret. And, of course, the classics. Sh*t talk, Michael's Movie Reviews and a prank call featuring our favourite furious foreigner... Arnold Feine. -- Sh*t Talk: 0:00 - 8:45 Sponsors: 8:46 - 18:15 Horoscopes: 18:16 - 24:17 Who’s The Better Brown: 24:18 - 33:40 Matt VS Michael: - 33:41 - 39:42 Matt’s Tinder
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We Take Over Matt's Tinder! (Season 5, Episode 8)
10/04/2023 Duration: 01h38minWe have an absolute cracker of a podcast for you legends with a NEW SEGMENT! Marty and Michael take over Matt's Tinder account and start trying to find him his Mrs Brown. The results are hilarious. Will we find the brown maiden of Matt's brown dreams? Another Brown tries to steal Matt's title as the very best Brown. Will they win the $1000? Or will Matt continue to be the best Brown in Brown Town? In Matt Vs Michael, the boys go head to head in a hilarious challenge that leaves Matt very red-faced and embarrassed. Also, we hear from Marty about his health issues of late. And of course, the classics. Sh*t talk, Horoscopes, Question Time and Michael's Movie Review. Unfortunately, due to a technical issue, there is no prank call until next week. -- Marty Health Update : 00:27 - 15:29 Sh*t Talk: 15:30 - 24:49 Sponsors: 24:50 - 34:06 Horoscopes: 34:07 - 41:19 Whose The Better Brown: 41:20 - 50:09 Matt vs Michael: 50:10 - 57:21 Matt's Tinder Adventures: 57:22 - 1:21:21 Question Time: 1:21:22 - 1:30:5
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An Update On Marty's Health
03/04/2023 Duration: 04minThis week, we met a little speed bump with Marty's health. Here is a little update for you all and we'll be back bigger and better than ever next week! -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not to listen... we're joking... usually. If you want to support us as well as watch our weekly vlog episodes sign up to our website! Its free. for the first 21 days so you can see if you like the content. Thank you precious rings - http://universityofmarcheal.com/21daytrial Our OnlyFans is finally here - https://onlyfans.com/fullyactual Here's the link to our other social channels if you want to see us being silly billies on other platforms - Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/martyandmichael YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/martyandmichael Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/martyandmichael TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/martyandmichael Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We Strap Our Producer To The Roof Ft. Lacci (Season 5, Episode 7)
27/03/2023 Duration: 01h35minWe surprise Matt with his new chair that leaves him “Bouncing” with joy. Both Matt and Michael warm up their vocal cords for a sing off in this episode's Matt vs Michael. This weeks horoscopes expose Matt's truly horrific nightly routine... We welcome our favourite friend to deceive - Lacci live on the podcast! Michael's anger hits boiling point as he reviews Matt's weekly movie choice, "The Horse Soldiers". And, in this week's prank call Arnold Feine calls for help when he gets stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper! -- Matts New Chair: 0:00 - 6:30 Intro : 6:31 - 14:35 Sponsors: 14:37 - 20:05 Break: 20:06 - 20:20 Horoscopes: 20:21 - 29:38 Whose The Better Brown: 29:39 - 39:13 Matt vs Michael: 39:14 - 45:38 A conversation with Lacci: 45:39 - 1:06:09 Pranking Lacci Cousin: 1:06:10 - 1:09:27 Break 2: 1:09:28 - 1:09:44 Q&A 1:09:45 - 1:20:13 Movie Review: 1:20:14 - 1:30:25 Prank Call: 1:30:26 - 1:33:53 -- We understand that our podcasts are quite out there so if you are easily offended it's probably best not
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Matt Snuck Into A Female Public Toilet! (Season 5, Episode 6)
20/03/2023 Duration: 01h24minWe welcome AFL football legend Jonathan Brown to compete on this weeks Who's The Better Brown which presents high stakes for Matt to try to beat an famous Brown! Matt and Michael have to perform another extremely uncomfortable task in the Matt vs Michael segment. This weeks horoscopes leaves Matt feeling ashamed of an action he is predicted to commit. This week's movie review leaves Michael infuriated with Matt once again and leaves Matt unsure on another film recommendation. In this week's prank call, Marty calls a pharmacy while Michael says outrageous and embarrassing words that Marty has to say throughout the call. This week we lie to Connor (our podcast editor) making ridiculous claims that our podcast is at risk of being taken down. -- Sh*t Talk - 0:00 - 09:11 Sponsors - 09:12- 16:46 Horoscopes - 16:47 - 23:55 Matt vs Michael - 23:56 - 29:54 Who's The Better Brown - 29:55 - 43:03 Lie to Connor - 43:04 - 49:20 Q&A - 49:21 -1:01:17 Matt’s Tinder - 1:01:18 - 1:03:54 Michaels Movie Review - 1:03:5
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We Try To Bring Our Pet Pig To The Movies! (Season 5, Episode 5)
13/03/2023 Duration: 01h34minWhen Michael doesn't want to do something it 100% confirms that this week's Matt Vs Michael is by far the most awkward yet. Will Michael extend his lead? Or will Matt Brown continue to catch up? It's Matt's birthday! Come and celebrate with us as he turns 64. Matt is finally off the floor! We present him with a beautiful new chair for his birthday. In this week's prank call, Arnold Feine calls the movies demanding to bring his pet pig with him. The staff member's reaction is very funny. This week's horoscopes continue to chronicle Matt's mission from his father to have as many haves as he can. Michael reviews Academy Award winning film "Spotlight" and his reaction may surprise you. And all the classics! Sh*t talk, Q&A and some shocking commercials for Manscaped and Athletic Greens. Hoorah! -- Intro 0:00 - 11:15 Podcast Promo 11:16 - 14:03 Ads/Website Promo 14:04 - 23:14 Horoscopes 23:15 - 31:06 Matt Vs Michael 31:07 - 40:50 Break 40:51 - 41:19 Matt’s New Chair 41:20 - 45:19 Whose The
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Matt's Sister Goes Against Matt! (Season 5, Episode 4)
06/03/2023 Duration: 01h25minWe welcome Lauren Brown! (AKA Matt's sister) to compete on Who's The Better Brown. They reignite their childhood rivalry as they battle to establish who is the better Brown. Matt and Michael will have to perform a extremely uncomfortable and outrageous task in the Matt vs Michael segment. Will Michael go 4-0 up? Or will the Brown bounce back? In this weeks prank call, Darren rings up a pharmacy making a outrageous claim that his prescription isn't 'strong' enough and accuses them of cutting the substance. This week's horoscopes leave Matt with a guilty conscience, with a response to his father from last week's horoscopes segment. This week's movie review makes Michael furious once again and leads to him demanding some parameters from the Brown. -- Sh*t Talk - 0:00 - 12:37 Lie to Lacci - 12:38 - 16:04 Manscaped & Athletic Greens Ads - 16:05-24:30 Horoscopes - 24:31 - 31:17 Who's The Better Brown - 31:18 - 39:48 Matt Vs Michael - 39:49-48:25 Q&A - 48:26 - 1:02:15 Michael Movie review - 1:02:15 - 1:10:40
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We Surprised Matt Brown With His OnlyFans Crush AGAIN! (Season 5, Episode 3)
27/02/2023 Duration: 01h43minSpecial guest! Isla O'Doherty surprises Matt Brown again to finally break the ice and help their relationship blossom. In this week's prank call, Darren calls up a peanut butter factory after he finds an insanely long black hair in the jar. The horoscopes leave Matt astonished as he's tasked with an intense mission from his father in another galaxy. A fierce opponent gives Matt a run for his money in "Who's the Better Brown" And another strange Matt vs Michael leaves Brown questioning his position on the podcast. --- Ads - 6:27 - 11:49 Horoscopes - 11:50 - 18:35 Who's The Better Brown - 21:52 - 31:25 Matt Vs Michael - 32:05 - 42:30 Guest Arrives - 44:27 Ice Breaker Game - 50:34 - 1:07:19 Q&A - 1:07:51 - 1:14:03 Michael Movie Review - 1:14:05 - 1:25:41 Prank Call - 1:25:43 - 1:40:31 --- Follow Isla on instagram! @isla.odoherty Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the discount code: FULLYACTUAL20 #manscapedpod #manscaped https://www.manscaped.com/?fbclid=IwA... Go to Athle