Mango Bae

In this week's episode: Usama's mom corners him about marriage, women self-banishing during their periods, the need to stay away from the BBC news when talking about India.

Strictly for the boys.

We hung out with our boy Ramy and talked Islam, his hit show, hijinx in comedy, Usama being a menace, prayer, and all kinds of fun, wild things!

Zarna is back on Mango Bae to discuss her ascent in the world on entertainment, and how she used a whole lot of child labor to do it!

Don't try this at home! Or do! Are we teaching the kids well? Someone tries to Cuck Usama in Spain; a very special DM from a woman who leaves her white boyfriend for an arranged marriage. We rule. Please write us a review!

Our annual 9/11 episode what's not to like? 

A wild, fiun one: Pranav has a sore thumb and a bad habit, Usama almost gets into a PHYSICAL FIST FIGHT IN ENGLAND with some soccer hooligans. 

This week we attempt to satisfy the algorithm by talking Indian Matchmaking Season 2--Nadya's villain arc, keyed up Gujaratis, and how it's not really Indian matchmaking!

We talk the Anti-Shia serial murders in Albuquerque and lots more fun stuff!

The boys discuss the celestial vibes of the mango bae live show, the stabbing of salman Rushdie, Hindu violence vs Muslim violence, partition vibes, and lots more! 

A truly wild one. We had an amazing live show and we wanna thank everyone who came out. Share Mango Bae with your friends, this podcast literally makes life better.

The boys are joined by our guest Subhah Agarwal, they talk about marrying yourself marrying other people, white people marrying into the culture, and more! 00:00:00- summary 00:00:16 - intro 00:00:50 - Usama impression 00:02:13 - Aziz impression 00:02:53 - Usama arrives 00:03:35 - Subhah impersonates Usama 00:04:23 – Live Show  00:05:58 – Subhah Introduction  00:07:28 – Marrying yourself (Brown of the week)  00:11:55 – Our families are so overreactive  00:13:35 – Marrying your self Part 2 00:16:58 – Subhah Love Life  00:21:25 – Subhah and wedding planning 00:30:30 – Usama at Akeshs wedding 00:33:22 – Subhah and wedding planning Part 2 00:36:55 - Subhah Love Life Part 2 00:42:17 – Honeymoon 00:46:09 – Brittney Griner  00:58:27 – Black lesbians taking your girl FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae

We talk white girls acting up, Osho, Parsis in entertainment, Ricky Martin being a bad uncle, and lots more fun! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae

This week Pranav and Usama are talking about the heat wave hitting the UK, just another day in the office for the Mango Baes! The guys realize Indians are taking over and that they need to have a Sikh guest on soon! Have you watched Indiana Jones? These old movies are so wild, especially how women are treated. A lot of scenes with women being slapped. Shout out consent, and AOC! The guys find out which famous women are Indian and the latest celebrity dating gossip. Listen to the latest ep and be sure to like, subscribe and share!! 00:00:00 – Summary 00:00:22 – Intro 00:02:24 – Usama and Black teenagers Junglely Story  00:10:05 – Heatwave in England Brown of the week 00:12:20 – UK’s First Indian Prime minister 00:15:05 – Indians taking over  00:18:48 – Sikh are badass 00:25:16 – Indiana Jones Me Too 00:29:23 – Women are hornier than men 00:31:25 – Kinks 00:36:01 – AOC fake getting arrested 00:39:25 – Indian American Politicians  00:43:18 – Joe on Indians taking over 00:47:29 – Michelle Wolf and Mos Def FOLLO

This week the boys rift while on the greens. They talk about why they think the other person is a great comedian, FOB food moments, Forest Gump? They drive into what it is like dating European women, why the old and blind need to start pulling their weight, and how they first met.

This week the guys are joined by astrologer, comedian, Actress, Elizabeth Aziz AKA Liz! They talk about their childhood and how the Disney movie, Mulan was ahead of its time. Also how much effort they had to put in to getting something from their parents that would turn into a Shark Tank episode. Listen to this hilarious episode and how Pranav and Usama learn about their astrological signs! #Comedy #Podcast #MangoBae 00:00:00 Summary 00:00:20 Mango Bae Song 00:00:54 Intro 00:01:52 Our guest Elizabeth Aziz 00:02:28 Elizabeth on a Bus 00:03:26 Storytime with Pranav 00:06:00 $10,000 for Antique doll 00:06:48 Parents, stores and their savings 00:12:53 South Asian Shark Tank 00:13:53 Parents and their flaky nature 00:15:28 Mulan was ahead of its time 00:16:24 Elizabeth and Astrology 00:20:58 The Charts 00:23:50 Astro Twins 00:26:28 Astrogeology signs explained 00:27:22 Pranav Astro Twin 00:29:11 Birth chart on popypes chicken sandwich 00:30:53 Sagittarius women 00:31:18 Astrology continued 00:32:27 Usama and Pran

This week we have comedic powerhouse Adam Waheed on to discuss online fame, early struggles in the content game, weird fans, going Hollywood, and bad pitches from brown uncles! Intro 1:20 Adam's humble content beginnings 3:32 Redman a megastan 8:21 Adam and Chief Keef 12:52 Weirdest fans 16:32  Brown uncles pitching ideas 18:18  Adam making movies 20:15  Greatest thing to happen to Adam 24:10 stand up vs sketch 28:00 collab with Anwar 38:20 on Ramble On 42:00 FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae

We have hilarious South-African-Indian comedic sensation Kaneez Surka on the pod! We talk elephant attacks, white women as a prize in diaspora dating, Radha Iyengar Plumb in the pentagon, the (bad) meaning of Kaneez, and lots more! FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae

India needs a cultural firewall around it! From Jews to Ball-less Italians--this episode has it all! Broadway plays, Jews, Pranav's bad personality, a comic we talk about who has no name, bad indian advertising, Layer'r body spray, western depictions of desis in the news, and more! contents 0:00 Usama on Broadway 2:40 Pranav being a hater 3:50 dumb ppl that act smart 6:30 Castratis | 9:36 Bad comedian talks smack 11:30 Autism markers 14:00 C***** S****** 15:15 Layer'R Shot 21:00 Pranav's Jordan Peterson impression 24:00 India needs a cultural reset 26:00 Priyanka Jonas 28:00 Indian R**e Problem 31:00 FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae

This week we discuss Usama getting heckled, the origins of some famous phrases, Al Qaeda threatening attacks in India, and much more!