Hump Day With Scotty & Swanny

1:00 Swanny's back in town 2:00 News catch up 5:00 Taylor Adams - fake injury? 7:00 GOT v MRS 9:30 Missing sword 12:00 Vegas review 29:00 Swabbed! 32:00 Scotty and Alex 37:00 G Train medal 40:00 Mick's list 44:00 Crawf and Hirdy update 47:00 Vegans and Bees 52:00 Walshy and Swanny TV 54:00 Daisy fine Swanny not 57:00 Does Patreon work? 59:00 What about me tips??? Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1:00 What Dane needs 2:00 Happy birthday 4:00 Dodgy card 6:30 Dane's social media review 7:30 Beach Etiquette  9:00 Presumptuous  10:00 Chicken stir fry 12:00 Footy violence 15:00 Hell's Gates 17:00 Pickers update 18:00 Mothers Day dilemmas 22:00 Sex Strike 25:00 Scotty and Swanny TV 28:30 Roughy G Train Medal winner 30:00 Mick's List 33:00 Crawf and Hirdy without Ralph 38:00 The Cleaner 39:00 Lucky or unlucky? 41:00 Swanny doing soaps 43:00 Brand damage 44:00 Costing matches 47:00 Sock talk 49:00 Vegas planning 50:30 Election chat 55:00 Snip chat 58:00 Social feedback 1:02.00 Docking and see ya Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1:00 Chatham House Rules 2:00 Swanny's alarm 3:00 Not drinking coffee 4:00 Public Service Announcement 5:00 iTunes feedback 7:00 Scotty's cooking rules 9:00 Charity ride specialist 14:00 Pillow talk 16:00 Supermarket trauma 18:00 Marty Fields cameo! 26:00 Steven May chat 30:00 G Train medal 31:00 Why Swanny hates drinking bans 36:00 Cost me a Brownlow 42:00 Peak hour traffic 43:00 Why we can talk 45:00 Why Scotty hates drinking bans 50:00 Trial By Media 51:00 Correspondence   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1:00 Scotty's sugar free challenge 2:30 Swanny and social media 4:30 Four sides that count 6:30 When Scotty got booed 7:30 Pendles and Swanny differences 12:00 Multiple heads under the desk 13:00 Fake Facebook  15:00 James Faulkner WTF 17:00 Swanny for sale 22:00 Left handed or gay? 24:00 Crawf and Hirdy update 25:00 MAFS Live! 29:00 Four hands 33:00 Lego 35:00 G Train of the week 37:00 Hoppers Crossing fill in 38:30 Mick's List 40:00 Men's Feminism Camp 43:00 Phone where? 46:30 Lunch with Liam 48:00 Social feedback 59:00 Tips Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

00:30 Swanny fighting for life with Bali belly 05:00 Disappearing Air Pods 09:00 Customs debacle 11:00 Pen license  12:00 Conga Line moron 17:30 You probably remember me from... 19:00 Beep test 21:00 Love Deep 22:30 Ralph leaves the show and recommends you do too 28:00 Pick it up again here - G Train award noms 31:00 What Channel 7 should have offered Dane 32:00 Wrestling a Pig 34:00 Roasting a Lion 36:00 Our ppl 37:00 Actual proper chat about Anzac Day footy and people 49:00 Social media questions Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1:00 Swanny in Bali 4:30 Airport debacles and observations 9:00 International interlocks 13:30 Scotty and Scotty 14:30 Ecosexual review  16:00 Australian of the Year nomination 18:30 We recommend you skip this 23:00 And this bit too. Sorry 25:45 Pick it up here. Grill'd review 28:30 When couples should be thrown in jail 30:00 Two sports to cancel 32:45 Linkedin and the G Train 37:30 Nearly a grown man 39:30 Holidays from what? 40:30 Not that Notre Dame 42:30 Social feedback                     Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

0:30 The world is rooted 1:30 Vegan Rooted 5:00 Dane on protesting 6:00 Scott on protesting 8:00 Duck Season 9:30 The good bit until... 11:00 Pet Nutrition 17:00 Jamie Elliott love 18:00 Dusty Martin  22:00 Brownlow strategy 24:30 Dane and Billy 27:30 More weekend review 29:00 Leaving early rules 31:30 Scotty tolerating shorter ppl 33:00 Thinner full forwards 34:00 Dustin and the decoy 36:00 Get behind us and those behind us 40:00 Social feedback 41:30 Tree porn and MAFS 46:00 How vegan protests affected Dane 48:00 The Big Man's Adelaide days 51:00 Dane post grand finals 55:00 The dud 3rd player 57:30 Round 4 tips Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1:00 Wednesday somewhere 2:00 Forward planning  4:00 Required Journo  6:00 Bee issues 8:30 What are you in a hurry for? 11:30 Jimmy and Joes 12:30 Mason Cox and duty of care 17:00 Drafting midgets 19:00 Let's Get Physical  24:00 Spreading Scott around 25:30 Eddie McGuire chat 27:00 Paralympian Don Elgin joins us 35:30 Having a bad day 41:00 Why are we reading this out 43:00 If I had kids... 45:30 Chestnuts 49:00 Screen-shotting clickbait 51:00 Dane and the workplace  55:30 Marrying yourself 58:00 Social feedback 60.00 Muppets follow up 64:00 Tips Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1:00 Turtles 5:00 Dog exploitation 6:00 Nothing for free 8:00 Dane visits Scotty 10:30 My Room 11:30 Beer cans and time for your brother 14:30 Texting Mick 18:30 In Depth Round 1 review 20:30 Gazza junior and senior 22:00 Because of Humpday I just hit something  24:00 Do me a solid 26:00 Carrying this podcast 27:00 Fear of pillows 29:00 Prepped for bed 31:30 Just like she is 32:30 Strengths and weaknesses 36:00 Dirty dried clothes review  40:00 Grazing and MAFS  45:00 Nearly didn't make two 46:00 Muppets on Desert Island query 47:30 Social feedback 55:00 Better than a stubby holder 59:00 Poker in Adelaide  1:01:00 Round 2 tips Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

1:00 Dane stares down fear 6:00 Introduce me 8:00 I wanna figure out who's right 12:00 Did it start working again? 17:30 This is the last hill 20:00 Echoes through the valley 22:00 Jesse Hogan chat 28:00 I turned up no matter how... 31:00 Still re-hydrating  32:40 Taking Swanny's line 35:15 Fat-shaming and ignoring tickles 37:00 Benny the Jets and Elmo 42:00 NFL required player 44:30 Alex Rance and Jack Riewoldt 49:00 Selflessly stepping down 53:00 Croissant 54:45 Solid Swanny 57:00 Twitter feedback 58:30 World's worst stubby holder feedback 1:00.00 Footy tips Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

0:00 Kev Two thirty: I think you should get a will Five: Taylor was One Ef Seven: She booked me economy Nine thirty: She was asleep so I didn't want to wake her Thirteen: I've had the worst three weeks anyone could possibly have Fifteen: Towel follow up Seventeen: Tattoos explained Twenty two: How Swanny and Dusty met Twenty four: Pull up your socks Twenty six: Never seen a runner get a Brownlow vote Twenty eight: Serious footy insight from Swanny on instinct Thirty five: Scotty rings in from bike ride Forty: If you clip Scotty Forty two: We ring back Scotty  Forty four: It's not even waking up in the morning Forty eight: Wayne Schwass cameo Fifty two: Some serious stuff from Scotty Fifty six: Scotty runner stories Hour two: Head smaller than BT hour five: Bluey McKenna Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this week's show the boys discussed the trauma of vegetarian meat food, the Nathan Buckley re-signing and if short women are ok compared to blokes under 5 foot 8 who can't be trusted 1:00 Laundry or laundering  3:00 I'm getting the sand paper 4:00 Not a massive Man-scaper 6:00 I thought she was being nice 7:30 Get to as many contests as you can 9:00 That's not a sausage roll 10:30 I won that argument  12:00 Nineteen minutes left 14:00 Facon Query 15:30 Pimping Barney 16:30 Bucks re-signed 17:30 Scotty's problems with Nathan 24:00 Speedo etiquette  26:30 Important friend  28:30 If someone bumps into you 30:00 Swanny's take on Bucks's changes 35:00 Ed always replies to texts 38:00 Beams returns 41:00 Scotty the wind tunnel 47:00 How Swanny has got smarter 50:30 Wangaratta and Michelle Payne Questions from our Facebook and Twitter pages     Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Show 4 started with a review of some of the trauma experienced by Dane on his way home from Adelaide and ended with a longish and way too serious chat about illicit drugs in the AFL 1:00 Uneventful Monday 2:30 First thing he did 5:00 Guinness Book of Records 6:30 This is was the worst day of my life 9:00 Trust AFL to get in the way of a good time 12:00 I started planning in Year 8 16:00 Where Pickers and Ed went downhill 18:00 Worst day of my life part 2 20:00 Liam Pickering cameo 23:00 Eminem review 24:30 Ten point seven out of 13 and a half 25:00 AFLX 1999 29:00 Married At First Sight review 32:00 You don't last 50 years if you're no good 35:00 Very high with Mick. Not so high with Nathan 39:00 Illicit drug chat with zero research 1:12:30 Mick's List 1:14.00 Facebook and Twitter questions from the people   Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this week's show Scotty opens up about the true heartbreak of being a required player, where Swanny explains why he's such a traditionalist with alarm clocks   1:00 Old school  3:30 Interlock incident 6:30 Dog Dental 9:30 Texting one handed 11:00 Looks or smell? 13:30 How can you trust Wayne Schwass? 17:00 A surprising fact about Eddie McGuire 20:00 Scotty the goalkicking coach 22:00 Thank God he can play footy 24:00 When you don't get door-stopped 28:00 Media moat 30:30 Required player 33:00 Swanny ever nearly leave Collingwood? 35:30 Living nearby  37:00 A tough midget 39:00 Abusing Mick Malthouse 42:00 Mick's List 44:00 "I've been fat shamed" 44:30 There's no S 46:00 I rubbed my belly 48:00 Reported at the juniors 50:00 He poked me in the chest 53:00 Feedback from Sheeds 55:00 Swanny and Jesus 1:00.00 Coaches pets 1:04.00 Ice Hockey rotations Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Show 2 started with a name dropping session and led to Dane reminiscing about visiting Centrelink, the boys take on Jack Watts and non-mate behaviour. Missed phone calls from the club etiquette, hair dressing queries and a serious ending to a fun show   1:00 Scotty name drops Kevin Bloody Wilson 2:30 Swanny name drops Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon 6:00 Palming off Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon 9:00 Hollywood Stars >>>>>>> Colac Cup 11:00 Centrelink 13:00 Life Threatening Injury 16:00 Never looked for a job 17:00 Vic Roads 20:00 I'm friendlier on holidays 22:00 Wiesn Pulver 29:00 Faz's Hostage Video 33:00 Missed calls check list 35:00 Ed needs a call back ASAP 37:00 Did I do it? 39:00 Why we are really here 41:00 6 hour hair cut 46:00 The W in AFLW 50:00 Looking for the fight that isn't there 53:00 I had my top off 55:00 Puka Up Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-with-swanny-and-friends.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

For show 1 of Hump Day with Scotty and Swanny the boys discussed why they've chosen to do a podcast together, they're first impressions of each other, the culture change of rookies no longer having to "earn their stripes", what makes a good coach, reality TV experiences and the challenge of getting back your license after drink driving     Show Notes 00.30 Who are we? 2:30 Earn your stripes 12:00 Leading Teams 16:00 Happy Nathan Happy Collingwood 20:00 Funny Guy Mick Malthouse 23:00 Supporters knew Swanny would make it 26:30 Swanny's Lightbulb moment 31:30 Sneaky dart before training 32:30 Premature retiring 36:00 Good blokes lunch 41:30 Emotional People 43:30 Why we are really here 45:00 I just give the fans what they want 47:00 Never meet your hero 50:00 How to negotiate 52:50 Dancing With the Stars yes/no 54:00 Scotty's reality TV experience 55:00 Jungle talk and the billion dollar idea 1:03.00 Portion control 1:05.00 Drink Driving 1:10.00 Frosty weather on a lovely spring day 1:04.00 Consequences  Support