Budpod With Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

33! It’s the Jesus Episode! Midlife Christis! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss the different stages of life crisis, monks trapped in statues, what would you burn yourself to death for? Lemsip or crusty rolls? Deadline news! Gregory P Mango! (We now think he is some kind of journalist!) Novellie talks dice collections and shiny shiny rocks for fish tanks. We talk about Pierre’s pogs and Phil’s obsession with Detective Barbie. Correspondence! It turns out we are VILE AND ABSURD, Billy’s dad shat on a runway, walking like a testicle duck and Phil is off to do Roast Battle with our very own Fern Brady! Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter!  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thirty poo! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie engage in some BAKE OFF CHAT! It’s a poopy start, beware. We are products of our parents’ anuses. PHIL WAS ON GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF EXTRA SLICE. He met a sexy baby and Stacey OBSEEEEEESSSSSED Dooley! Pierre is suspicious of public cakes and Phil hates huggers. Phil gets Baby Spice to admit her darkest preferences. We pick over Justin Trudeau’s blackface and brownface obsession and cancellation in general: WHAT’S IN YOUR CANCELLATION SURVIVAL PACK? In the correspondence we pay tribute to the SHAKESPEARE of podcasts: Adam Buxton. Bear buttplugs, shart and cancellation insurance, some poops and a REAL Hostel Horror Story! Also including Bake Off Innuendo and racist David Bowie. @thebudpod on Twitter or TheBudPod@gmail.com Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 31! Phil loves Japan beating Ireland, tales from the road, Roman emperor thumbs including Augustus the Bitch, turn the UK off and on again, Munchetty’s hospital pass and we finally ask: where is the racist news? No Deal is like a German cannibal. What’s your internal age? Check out Phil’s dancing GIF. The renaissance artist Wangellie. The BudPod SAVES A MAN’S LIFE, or at least his dick. Side quests and pod gorging. Get in touch! thebudpod@gmail.comor @thebudpod on Twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RANK YOUR STARCHES! Part two of the 30th birthday breakdown bonanza! Phil Wang, Pierre Novellie and Fern Brady discuss bread and pasta, deadlifting, brunch and morning meat vs afternoon meat. Featuring two of the BEST EVER POO STORIES - food poisoning and bag-based! Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on Twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 30 part A! Join Phil Wang, Pierre Novellie and Fern Brady for the first part of the double 30th mega pod! The trio talk dildo warehouses, instagram perverts sending us messages, bathwater, THE NAPPY MAN, married condoms and condom villains and, of course, a fantastic poo story. Get in touch! thebudpod@gmail.com or @thebudpod on twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Correspondent’s Special 2: Electric Boogaloo! That’s right, PodBuds, Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie devote another entire episode to your high-quality nonsense and poo stories. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.comor @theBudPod on Twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Premium Beef Snacks! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk biltong and agree to The Greatest Wager Of All Time – The Great Mouth Noise Wager! Pierre and Phil discuss Japanese Voldemort, the awful tweeness of Lin Manuel Miranda, and some great poopy correspondence. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.com or @theBudPod on Twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podarch of the Glen! The last day of the Fringe! Some great correspondence but no sketches this week! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss high fashion and ignoring hot models, body types, Dirty Monday and the end of the Fringe horror, Phil is off to Scandinavia and Pierre has some cool news about Frank Skinner, Malaysian ketchup. Phil has been conducting the Slurpies, his East Asian food awards, Spangler Merbels, Szechuan pepper and disappointing bibimbap. Phil loves to bitch, Pierre’s lowlights are explained in a tortured chef metaphor. Correspondence includes: Argentine dried up fannies, Phil’s mouth noises, Brendan sends in a French poo story. Get in touch! TheBudPod@gmail.com or @TheBudPod on Twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BravePod! With Iain Stirling! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss inspiring quotes before chatting to comedian, sparkling wit and the voice of Love Island: Iain Stirling. The boys chat about Greyfriars Bobby, Lena Dunham describing Iain’s porn glasses, irony, public appearances, having a panic attack at a corporate and being slandered by weirdos, Iain’s audience of organized oldies and youngies, the unoffendablity of Scottish grannies, fizzy juice – a soft drink for a soft man, toothpaste discipline, Iain being the worst scout ever. We do correspondence with Iain and it’s great: I Fucked A Dog the musical, farts and poops. Get in touch @thebudpod or thebudpod@gmail.com Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CaledoniPod! Its Episode 25, our latex anniversary! We have new tech and microphones to celebrate! Spiky pee prophecy. Tom Jones and Elvis are in our heads. Drawing your own porn. Health complaints and lots of fringe complains – wow we are tired! Phil’s moderately racial gin trolley. Pierre is haunted by WOOers. Barbarian Lads and audiences weeing. Phil’s worst evening ever: he had an OOer, a reviewer and a pee pee pants. No correspondence this week as we are saving it up for guests! But do get in touch! @TheBudPod on Twitter or TheBudPod@gmail.com Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arthur’s Pod! Churchill Brunch, Bristol Berlusconi, toasties, raw eggs, the sexiest animal to get the ladies, Fringe recommendations, Pierre and Phil nearly fought a racist, the precise arrangement of God’s dick and balls, censorship and some GREAT correspondence. IMAGINE doing an Okay Thank You to ISIS! Pierre does his Jacob Rees Mogg impression. Get in touch thebudpod@gmail.comor on Twitter @thebudpod ! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EdinPodBud! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie hit the Edinburgh Festival Fringe! No sketches this week, sorry sweet listeners! Phil’s secret shame show. Season finale of the UK Banter! Phil finds an accent loophole. Sassy train child VS rude Australian man. Pointless retweets, a brief guest GUEST appearance by Glenn Moore, sommelier nonsense and more Phil wine snobbery, water tasters and CORRESPONDENCE!  Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BorisPod! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie are exhausted by the heat. Boris finally gets to deliver the speech he wrote as a sinister child. Saudi wizards and baguettes. Necromancer strategy and zombie chat! Phil wears earplugs because he losing his mind, sleep hallucinations and The Hag. We discuss only forming negative memories like comedian Garrett Millerick. The Twitter Rage Machine and its addictiveness, full of hate. Bum conductor and lots of lovely correspondence. Prepare for FringePod starting from NEXT WEEK! Get in touch, GMAIL is thebudpod@gmail.comor twitter is @thebudpod Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DANEPØD! It gets poopy again! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss Copenhagen and its beauty, ASMR twitch gaming, 1 Hour Poo, Glenn Moore teaser, the Scandinavian beauty white supremacy trap, Britain’s Imperial Cricket Team, Liam Neeson’s CLOCHE, never meet your ENEMIES, Inflaty Popkins and Julia Fartley-Pooer, not to be mean, a new Louis Line example! Shy lady BudPod hecklers, UPDATE FROM NATALIE and Katherine raises the tone. FEAT: The All Night Tanning Bed. Get in touch! thebudpod@gmail.comor @thebudpod on Twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The big TWO-OH! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about blue witches, electric witches, selfies, Glastonbury crystal nonsense, old Chinese, an African man, seeing George Galloway in a diner and Nigel Farage taking a call, being the main character in the movie of life, the cosy vibes of Folk-Gothic and Hygge, disguising the fact that you're at work, bum bum wife, soup flushing, slow pooer relatives, Norman weaponry, and Phil's public jacking it confrontation! Plus plenty of correspondence! Get in touch: thebudpod@gmail.com and @TheBudPod on Twitter! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 GlastonBudPod! Sound apology, Glastonbury Goldblum, camping horrors, Phil’s regrets, the catchphrase incident, the ultimate Japanese heckle put down, China Daily, Sunder-Land, the British Festival Barbarism theory, WE FINALLY GET UP TO DATE WITH CORRESPONDENCE! Videogame noises and chess, cocktail icepicks, BUM BUM for two, street cred into street lead, pissy SIRI, Glasto Attenborough, dog story comeback, we have a question! Are you having a binbags day? Pierre making women vomit and faint and the swimming pool plaster bandit. Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BEERPOD! BudPissed! We are 18! Happy Birthday! Offensive jokes, mad gig gammon, racist twitter troll hunting, distended bellies, the most surprising or strange thing to be turned on by, sexy cartoons, Emily Maitlis the AVATAR of NEWS, trying to buy pints, Sick Booze/VomBooze, the legs/trustworthiness scale, pooing out your memories, high risk greetings, #KOJI2012, cool virgins and spider leg-dicks. Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BudPork! It’s an extra meaty pod this week! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie talk about how Generation Z don’t be fuckin’, Jimmy Sa-Phil, Love Island’s Territorial Waters, Clinton the Satyr, Johnny Vegas’ Chernobyl, Boris Johnson’s Glowing Bellend, the risks of tidying your room, Jordan Peterson’s beef shits, why is everyone’s hero an old man? The lucrative incel market. Phil nearly had a heart attack watching “Booksmart, Shape Of Water’s sinister undertones and a LOT OF CORRESPONDENCE! In which we announce a CREST CONTEST! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sweet sixteen! Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie enjoy a pure and virginal sixteen. Phil’s Dad’s Italian Restaurant. Japanese Love Island, the Innocence-Perverted Horseshoe, CYBERPUNK, brown squiggles, street mysteries and side quests, babushkas, hangover horn, being a Nazi without a spark plug, curry spoon dance, more slow pooer correspondence! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The therapist poker face, snollies and nose babies, dinner party power plays, suckle my bottles, the caravag of Rome, The Thing, Saint Wang, what’s your mastermind topic? OLIVER TWIST, kick the dog, keratin supplements, daddy’s monobrow, #PhetishWang, One Man Tow Truck Revolution, virginity nose explosion, Phil’s bumhole tattoo and we FINALLY GET CREDIT FOR BEING WOKE POO JOKERS. Get in touch at thebudpod@gmail.comor on twitter and TELL YOUR MATES! Get bonus BudPod on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.