Terror And Tacos

Abandoned (2022). Tortillas, butter, apple butter. Do you love the constant sound of a baby crying? Do you despise story, character, and subtlety? Are you tired of coherent rules? Abandoned is the movie for you!

The Black Phone (2022). Scalini's. We live out our latchkey kid dreams with the late-'70s set The Black Phone starring Hey, That's My Bike frontman Ethan Hawke.

Misery (1990). Taco Joint. We talk Misery, remember the legendary James Caan, and dive into toxic fandom.

X (2022). Studio 666 (2022). Coca-Cola Coffee. We are back! We talk Ti West's latest '70s-style X, the Foo Fighters' mess of a horror comedy, and July 4th. We also sample some sweet, sweet caffeine beverages.

Scream (2022). Tacos Y Mas. Italian "lobster tails." We finally review the new Scream. Reference. Reference. Reference. Self-satisfied smile at our cleverness. Credits.

Benedetta (2021). Paul Verhoeven's old-timey nun movie might not be a horror movie, but we were totally horrified by it.

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978). Snap Kitchen. We do our best to get through KISS' made-for-TV, Hanna-Barbera, Scooby Doo style "horror" movie. Mind Control! Robot KISS! All that.

Lamb (2021). We talk about folk tales, Iceland, nature, bread bowls, and the beautiful madness of the new movie, Lamb.

Spanish Christmas tortas. Interview with the Vampire (1994). Queen of the Damned (2002). Our tribute to the legendary Anne Rice and the vampire sub-genre she changed forever.

Taco Palenque. Mr. Brooks (2007). Eyes of Laura Mars (1978). Monster (2003). We talk about one of the greatest tacos ever, and try to figure out what makes a good serial killer movie. Also, the holiday theme song from Jim/John Make Noise is back!

Terror Train (1980). Saint Taco. Slasher at a college party on a train that includes David Copperfield performing close-up magic in a fully-functional blackbox theater? Sign us up!

Saint Taco. Halloween Kills (2021). To celebrate our 100th episode and Halloween, we discuss our awesome brand new sponsor, Saint Taco, and a brand new movie that never should have been made!

Rusty Taco. Whole Foods. We talk the history of Halloween, highlight listeners' favorite October movies, and breakdown the best and worst Halloween candy.

Midnight Mass (2021). Torchy's Tacos. We delve the depths of our Catholic guilt to talk about the horror and beauty of Mike Flanagan's Midnight Mass.

Caveat (2020). The Playwright Irish Pub. We eat Irish nachos and talk about Irish crawlspaces, terrifying bunnies, and some of our favorite movies to kick off the Halloween season.

Malignant (2021). Rusty Taco. Horror movie? Giallo tribute? Superhero origin story? Whatever the hell James Wan's Malignant is, we loved it.

Fright Night (1985). Fright Night (2011). Saint Taco. We lighten things up after last week to talk about the vampire next door, a remake we actually like, and our loathing of "Evil Ed."

Nuevo Orden (New Order). Huasteca. We do our best to fight through the nihilism to try to figure out what the hell Michel Franco's latest movie is trying to say. We're angry, but not like funny angry.

Fear Street Trilogy (2021). The Omen (1976). The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977). After an extended hiatus, we're back to talk about some new movies, some old movies, and our distrust of reboots (except for that new Candyman).

Seance (2021). False Positive (2021). Chuy's Tex-Mex. This week, we talk about two brand new movies. One is a fun throwback to slick '90s slashers, the other just made us want to watch Rosemary's Baby.