Dudes From Dallas

The Dudes From Dallas pride themselves on being a well-rounded show, where you can get the news, opinions and some funny stuff along the way.  We also are sports guys, and today we talk some happenings in the sports world. Auto racing is a dangerous sport, and that was on display this last weekend at Pocono Raceway where the Verizon IndyCar series was in action.  Driver Robert Wickens has a scary crash that left us wondering if he had survived.  A few weeks earlier at the same track, a NASCAR rookie had his own scary moment at the tricky triangle, and we break it down. Driving race cars professionally is dangerous, but so is driving your regular family car on the highways.  In Sacramento, a car crash on I-5 leads to a fight and deaths of both drivers.  The details are insane. ESPN has decided not to air the national anthem on their Monday Night Football broadcasts.  Is this a move you can support with the protests going on? Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/d

It’s Friday and the Dudes are gonna tell you all about how a man’s life got flipped turned upside down. And we'd like to take a minute, just sit right there … we’ll tell you how Rob Rotten became the offender of L.A. Ben Affleck is attached to direct and Matt Damon to star in a true-crime story.  We’re wondering if this is the safe pic, the art pic or the payback pic because a friend told them they owed him a favor. (Points if you get the reference) The story was written by Jeff Maysh and published in The Daily Beast, about an ex-cop who rigged the McDonald’s Monopoly game, allegedly stealing over $24 million and sharing it with an unsavory group of co-conspirators who offered kickbacks to the mastermind.  The Dudes tell you the story about Jerome Jacobson, who was the mastermind behind screwing millions of potential winners out of the big prizes back in the day. Legendary actor Alan Alda has come out with a shocking admission, he has Parkinson’s Disease.  Alda appeared on CBS This Morning to talk about annou

Rob Rotten tries his hand to become the next Billy Mays, only the radio version and the Dudes break down what their NPR broadcaster names would be.  We get a chance to mock some of our favorite targets, this week’s targets are Elon Musk and Alex Jones.  Since Nick Vicious was out last week, we get his take on Alex Jones being banned from various platforms.  Musk is being sued for being a fraud and trying to sell his company to Saudi Arabia. We are all being manipulated by the most powerful CEOs of the world, and at any time, we could very well be 72 hours away from a total collapse of societal norms. First there was Pizzagate, and now we have Donutgate.  The Dudes break down the latest conspiracy theory making the rounds. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the

It’s Monday, start your week with the Dudes!  Nick Vicious is back!  But now he has all these demands and apparently has a contract? Nick and Rob share some stories about what’s been going on and where they’ve been.  Weezer and Toto cover each other, and we let you into what we’re talking about.  A radio DJ finds himself out of a job after being a douchebag on social media.  We like funny, and we like being able to speak your mind freely, but we don’t like rapey posts that make even us question WTF?! Disney is looking to replace stunt actors with robots, and Rob Rotten is not liking it.  Nick Vicious likens it to a Terminator had a baby with Jackie Chan … or Jean Claude Van Dam. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new su

Rob Rotten flies solo today as Nick Vicious is out with a condition known as working. The NFL now has male cheerleaders, because we all want to see men in tight outfits doing the splits. KFC has a new Colonel, and he'll make you feel nostalgic. Snapchat Dysmorphia is a thing now. Alex Jones is getting banned everywhere for his nutty behavior. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTunes or Google Podcasts. Be sure to follow Dudes from Dallas on all the social media platforms and share with all of your friends. Facebook.com/dudesfromdallas Instagram: dudesfromdallas Twitter: @dudesfromdallas Also, be sure to go to w

It’s Monday, start your week with the Dudes!  Nick Vicious is out today, which means you have to put up with Rob Rotten and whatever it is he decides to talk about.  We have a special guest host for you this episode, Nikki Tsuredure joins to discuss today’s hot topics. CBS announces a new Star Trek series featuring the best captain in Starfleet, Jean-Luc Picard. A Canadian man changes his gender to save money on car insurance. A would-be bank robber tells police it’s a woman’s prerogative to change their mind. A man gets arrested working out at a Planet Fitness in the nude, claims he thought it was a judgment free zone. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your frien

We’re doing the Kiki Challenge for this Friday, and we invite you to come along for the ride.  We share a little bit of sad news, an Orca whale continues to carry her dead calf.  Anybody who says whales don’t have feelings much akin to humans, they would be dead wrong.  We share the information and offer condolences for the baby calf who died shortly after birth. Rob Rotten is not a fan of the DC Comics movies, and Warner Bros.’ refusal to get it right enrages him more.  The upcoming Batgirl film may have found their leading lady, and it’s a terrible choice. Don’t agree with him, tweet him at @TheRobRotten. Strip clubs could soon be a thing of the past because lap dances are now considered violence against women. Our idiot of the week is professional video game player Douglas Martin for dumping his smoking hot weather girl girlfriend Yanet Garcia.  Look her up, she is the absolute hottest weather girl in the world. A lingerie company is running ads featuring disabled models.  Does a woman in her underwear sho

It’s the middle of the week, and the Dudes are back with some laughs and some commentary to carry your load through Friday.  What do you get when you combine one of the most iconic bands of the grunge era with the lead vocalist of the most mocked band in modern history?  If your answer is anything but a train wreck, you would be wrong.  Truth be told, someone has started a Facebook campaign aimed at getting the surviving members of Nirvana to reunite in January with Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger on the mic.  Luckily, it won’t happen, as it was a prank.       Facebook has banned everyone’s favorite conspiracy theory nutjob Alex Jones from its platform for 30 days.  Texas Senator Ted Cruz calls it a First Amendment issue, but he would be wrong.  This is part of Facebook’s unbalanced attack on what it calls hate speech.  In this case, the Dudes agree with Mark Zuckerberg, despite him being one of our favorite targets to mock. Speaking of Facebook, Wall Street has pulled Mark Zuckerberg’s panties down and spanke

Time to start a new week, and the Dudes want to help you get through Monday with some knowledge and some laughs.  The New York Daily News publishes a cover featuring President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin on the back of a horse, and members of the LGBT community are outraged.  The Dudes tackle people being professionally offended and the outrage people are looking for on purpose.     Ricky Gervais is back at it, and this time he’s being called out for telling jokes about rape and talks about people being outraged at things he tweets.  The Dudes offer an insight, people are taking too many things personally, as if the world revolves around them.  Remember, you can control your reactions to things that may upset you, and despite the notion to the contrary, the universe doesn’t revolve around you. Animal House is turning 40, and the Dudes talk about how a movie like it cannot be made today.  A lawyer for former Stanford University swimmer Brock Turner argued this week that his client's attem

It’s Friday!  You made it through another week, and you deserve a reward, and the Dudes are more than happy to provide.     The Dudes give the latest in the fall of Elon Musk … and to boil it down to the bare minimum, he’s a fraud.  Let’s face it, railing against Elon Musk is always a good time.  Trump, as always, is in the crosshairs and the Dudes take a look at the substance of what the arguments against him are when it comes to being in love with Russia.  Does his business background play a role in how he’s performing in his elected role? Dudes From Dallas PSA: Don’t let politicians and people in general put you in boxes by trying to label you.  If you’re a conservative vegan, or a homosexual gun owner who loves the NRA, own it.  Be you and don’t let anyone try to tell you how you decide to live your life is wrong.  Rob Rotten shares some dumb criminal stories.  A woman in the Netherlands had a creative way to get back at the woman who was sleeping with her husband.  Let’s just say it left a special burnin

Humpday is upon us, we’re halfway through the week and the Dudes are back with a packed show.  We try to push you out of your comfort zone, playing just the tip, just for a second to see how it feels.  Nick triggers Rob by introducing a teaser clip of Disney’s next live-action adaptation film, “Christopher Robin.”  Rob is not amused, but the movie stars Hayley Atwell from “Agent Carter” and Marvel Cinematic Universe fame, so that makes him happy.  Otherwise, Rob Rotten is not a Disney fan, saying they’re unoriginal and prefer to buy out their competition.  We then revisit what will surely be a great movie, “The Happytime Murders.”  The movie featuring muppet-like characters showing what life is like after Sesame Street.  Dudes From Dallas PSA: A Japanese man died after his friend blew air up his anus using an air compressor in a ‘prank’ gone wrong.  So don’t use air compressors in any type of prank.  Asia Times suggests that the frequency of such ‘accidental’ incidents in Japan may have something to do with t

It’s Monday, the start of a new work week, and time for another Dudes From Dallas episode.  Monday’s watercooler talk focuses on the funny, or lack thereof on college campuses around the country.  VICE News on HBO ran a segment about the growing number of comedians who will not play college campuses because students, or professional student employees can’t take a joke.  “The kids that I’m programming for are not cis-het dudes. And we intentionally program towards that,” Kat Michael, the program booker for Simmons College said. Michael went on to explain that certain jokes about transgenderism and sexual assault could lead to a performer’s microphone being turned off. Additionally, it could lead to the comedian not being paid for their performance. The Dudes break down the VICE News piece and offer their take on what comedy is and what it should be.  To help illustrate their point, the Dudes rely on the comedy musings of George Carlin and the talentless hack Amy Schumer.  It becomes #SettledLaw that our genera

Happy Friday Duders and Duderettes #SettledLaw. Papa John is in huge trouble, and after resigning his post as Chairman, the hits just keep coming.  Sports teams and leagues are distancing themselves from the company.  Life imitates art thanks to Family Guy.  The Dudes have the perfect solution, stop making bad pizza. What conversation about Papa John’s would be complete without talking about their sponsorship of the NFL?  The NFL Player’s Association files a grievance against the league’s new kneeling policy.  The Dudes are divided over it.  Find out where Nick and Rob stand on the issue.  A potential solution lies in Disney’s “Frozen”.  While discussing the Russia meddling probe and Trump’s recent SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanagh, the Dudes start talking about the Purge movies.  If you had 12 hours to commit any crime you wanted, would you automatically default to murder?  What would you do during the 12 hours of mayhem? Sex robots that resemble humans have clinics getting ready to treat sex addicts like alcoho

Humpday means it’s Dudes day for you. Today the Dudes are talking about a new proposed Hyperloop system that could make travel times much shorter and more convenient.  A system should be up and running within seven years, Michael Morris, director of transportation for the North Central Texas Council of Governments, told the Dallas Business Journal in an interview.  The Dudes are all for it, so long at the NTTA stays the hell away from it. Nick Vicious struggles and checks his moral compass in Rob Rotten after reading a 19-year-old father in Arkansas smothered his infant child before trying to revive her by shocking her with a live extension cord.  Should we feel bad for the young father?  Did he have an adequate support system around him to help raise his child?  The Dudes tackle America’s “Labor Shortage Epidemic”, which is not what you think it is.  Employers are willing to do anything to fill jobs, except pay people more.  The Dudes talk about the toxicity of the job market and how people are not going to

It’s Monday, and hopefully you’re not suffering from a case of the “Mun-days.” The Dudes want to thank everyone who has been listening and downloading the show, as well as sharing the show.  We really love and appreciate all of you. Elon Musk gets raked over the coals for trying to get involved in saving a soccer team from Taiwan trapped in a cave.  Rob Rotten determines that he saved as many of those kids as Elon. Nick and Rob break down bias in the media and offer some insight to what you can do to spot bias and offer suggestions to finding the truth in media reporting. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your friends and help them find the show on Stitcher, iTune

Welcome to Friday … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Nick can’t find his sponsor reads, after failing with organizing his emails.  Much to his chagrin, he also can’t find work invoices and other needed messages.  How much money is he leaving on the table? An Odessa, Texas hunter is pushing back against her critics, after photos of her next to a giraffe she killed in South Africa triggered outrage.  The Dudes come up with a way to earn the right to hunt big game. A penis study focusing on the correlation between size and self-esteem was called off — because of the enormous response. Your electric bill could end up being obsolete if one company succeeds at harnessing the energy of superhot plasma with a mega-reactor that could change how everything plugs in and lights up. The Internet unlocks the secret to beating facial recognition software, and the Dudes share the information. Pornhub is offering subtitles for the hard of hearing … and the Dudes decide if you need subtitles

Welcome to Humpday  … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. The Dudes would like to take a moment to open the show with a prayer, but don’t let the thought of a prayer scare you off … it’s NOT that type of prayer.  It’s the second show from the new Forney Extension, and it’s been an adventure.  Nick is still uncomfortable in his Ed McMahon chair.  Mrs. Rotten has taken part of the show’s imaging as a new catchphrase.     President Trump announced his pick for the latest Supreme Court Justice, and the Dudes share a conspiracy theory surrounding the retirement of Anthony Kennedy and somehow it becomes the X-Files.  The theory involves a lot of money and turning the friggin frogs gay. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code

Welcome to a fresh new week … Dudes Style.  New episodes drop every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. The Dudes are taking their new studio for a test drive, and Nick Vicious is feeling a tad like Ed McMahon from The Tonight Show.  Nick and Rob allow their dogs to meet at long last, and the result will have you laughing.  Steve Irwin crosses Mrs. Rotten and she nails his ass to the wall.  President Trump is going to announce his latest Supreme Court Justice, and the Dudes take a look at who’s on the short list.  Nick shares a story about immigrants at the border and what’s happening to the records.  Hint, they’re being trashed. Be sure to visit our sponsors, get free and discounted stuff: go to gameflyoffer.com/dudesfromdallas and get a free 30-day trial subscription to play video games on any console and handheld you desire. If you wanna save money on nerdy stuff, go to trylootcrate.com/dudesfromdallas and use the promo code bridge10 to save 10% on a new subscription.  Pick your crate and save money. Tell your f

‘90s Musical Acts Return in Unexpected Ways: There is a saying: what was once old is new again.  And there is nothing that gets people worked up more than a pair of ‘90s musical acts coming out with something new. The Spice Girls have been teasing their fans for years about a possible reunion.  Justin Timberlake is transitioning into country music, using a one-of-a-kind music video with Chris Stapleton as the launch pad. Justin, as you may recall,  was active with the boy band N’Sync from 1995-2002. Timberlake and  Stapleton teamed up for the video to the hit song “Say Something” and used a sixty-person choir inside the historic Bradbury Building. The Dudes answer an important question ... What in the hell is a XENNIAL? While the Dudes were talking about this months ago, other media outlets are finally catching on to the new term.  The Dudes explain what Xennials are, and link the whole thing to porn, because really, it usually comes down to porn. Nick rebuilt a porn found on the side of the road, and Rob bou

It's Independence Day in America, and the Dudes celebrate it with a special flashback interview with Terry Osterhout and Liz LaPoint.  Nothing says 'Merica like the ability to create art that is uncompromising and intense, and that's exactly what Terry and Liz do.  Sadly, there are people around them who would like nothing more than to derail their first amendment rights and have their work censored or straight removed.  So, we're celebrate the freedoms that make our country great.   To follow Terry and Liz on social, click on the links.  Be sure to show them some love, as they are people who aren't afraid to piss others off.  Liz LaPoint Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/liz_lapoint/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/liz_lapoint OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/liz_lapoint Blog: www.TheNakedAdvice.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/LizLaPoint   Terry Osterhout Twitter: https://twitter.com/terry2070 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/terry2070/ OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/terry2070 Art Bomb Tees: www.ArtBo