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This week we’re doing something a bit different, we return to the world of D&D to talk about the Joust, Changelings, and Dragons. We’re Joined by Lexi, and Jasmine.We also discuss threats, Ky did Pitch Perfect, Lia did Prison Break, and Eroses did Moby Dick (with a squid), Egg-napping, immediately planning to seduce the princess, Horse-themed establishment, Dice troubles, Scatdragon Ky, Eroses’ time is now, Heath Ledger is here, the entire party “This is fine.”, Ky “What is love?”, it’s not Drizzt!, two girls walking in the rose garden five feet apart because they are gay, headcanons for my own characters, like Boruto’s other dad’s curse-mark, we should watch a Knight’s Tale, Mr Tudyk, when she’s been rolling a D12 this whole time, not being implicated in murders is one of our favourite activities, Knight’s tale Monologue, Bunkers and Badasses, accidentally having 2 GM characters talk to each other, regipatricide, Harry Potter as Mother of Dragons, a family reunion, All Guards Are Bastards.The theme this

We’re recapping season 4! We talk about Consequences, bookends, and everything else from this season!We also discuss the worst season, LL Cool J redux, nonspecific season theming, this season is too long, she forgot what she was about to say for a full minute, this season and cheap jokes, is Nate an Alcoholic? John Rogers doesn’t care, fuck that ‘depression makes great artists’ bullshit, we say “it’s bad” a bunch, explain the joke to us John, Frankie blacks out (not actually), we discuss the bad show (Leverage not Game of Thrones), (but also Game of Thrones), John Rogers looks good compared to David Benioff and Dan Weiss, spelling correction came later, Elliot has friends this season, Parker and Elliot are 2009 era AMVs, Aldis Hodge continues to be fantastic,“I have become angry youtuber yelling, destroyer of content”, top/bottom 3 episodes this season, Scott Steiner redux, good finale, the roast of Nate, Leverage is often Racist, thank you listeners, Danny Devito impressions, season finales as series finales

We’re watching the Last Dam Job, we’re talking about Substitutes, Cool Swords, and Shellfish.Detective Pikachu Spoilers/discussion from 2:00 to 7:10.We also discuss better things than the 2019 Australian Federal election, Detective Pikachu is a good movie but uhh, put Phoenix Wright in SSB6, Happy Birthday Emily, Pepper is angry on Cass’ behalf, screw the government mandate, good villain, Victor Dubenich is a capitalist, open invite to the coward John Rogers, they all killed, ‘Big Building’ Parker, respecting Potato Juice, the gay vibes are here, Parker get dad, fashion expert Fabby, the return of the centrist, the team may have done an environment crime, Eliot became a better person after killing, Nate voice: Mahy Wife, they bone, Maggie Bi discourse, my kid wouldn’t want his death to drive me to murder, my dad would be stoked, Nate does still do a double murder, bad season good finale, Parker playing Archie in a flashback, Archie Leach says “Trans Rights”, egg substitutes, we’re tofu stans, we’re soda water

We’re watching the Radio Job, we’re talking about Inventions, Doctor Who, and Die Hard.We also discuss cold, Sausages as inuendo, Girlpool, all we wanna do is see Fabby turn in to a giant woman, Bill Nighy the secret Pokeman actor, Hardison can see all your porn, Nate Googles ‘boob’, Cass got to the yawn at 19 minutes in while editing and yawned, they kinda torture Hardison, ‘Dad’, this episode is weird about Parker’s neurodivergency, we get a Die Hard, Uncle Scam, this isn’t the first time Eliot has tied three men to a pipe, “Acceptable Losses” said the cop (a bastard), Sophie uses racism, big Leverage problems, Sophie escapes with pregonate, ominous medic, Alec Mcallister, they reference Doctor Who did you catch it?, anyone can die, “Oh this fuck”, Fabby being a DWEU nerd, we get side-tracked listing things the government should nationalise, guillotines are in the public domain, right?, Armadillo Run, the Wargames but it’s the Podcastgames, you gotta have Seven, Baba is Doctor, Doctor Bingo, companions post

We’re watching the Gold Job, we’re talking about Games Design, Treasure Hunts, and… Gladys?!We also discuss fake geek boys, Plant Clippings, FFXIV update, Waypoint charity livestream, good episode (Mainly), good Parker fashions, Hardison goes on strike, Hardison runs a con, Hardison watches Totally Spies, Hardison uses Twine, Mr Rogers are you good?, Hardison go on ARGonauts, “Subaltern”, Parker wuvs donuts, Tommy Madsen said “All Women are Queens.”, this episode is a bit sus about Chinese people, environmental storytelling, too invested, fake CGI water, how is Hardison familiar to them?, Nate is a Gamer, Ghost Facers, Gladys and her wife Smart House play Diner Duo, Austin Walker Pride and Prejudice Fanfic, video killed the sing along, Pepper doesn’t like the rain.Recommendations:Hearts of Magic: Threads Entangled72 Hour Waypoint Charity LivestreamBe Good and Rewatch it

We’re watching Nacho Libre, we’re talking about Chips, Lucha Libre, and Sin.Avengers Endgame Spoilers/discussion goes from 10:00 to 41:22.We apologize for the technical difficulties throughout the episode. We also discuss why did we watch this?, visually a fine film, horny but the bad horny not the fun horny, the creative process, we realise we didn’t talk about stuff, we talk about endgame for like half an hour, character was good, beating my Kokomo romance to the punch, character had a good arc throughout the series, the link is fatphobia, wtf is cardio, dab, spoilers for ‘Just Like Heaven’ end at 24:35, how long until we can’t watch the Marvel Netflix shows anymore?, RWBY gets better, aimless Fabby, armour sets, the first of many times ‘Horny’ appears in our notes, who is the target audience here?, trash carts, paying the ferryman, orphan chips, friends of the children King and Gamera, munchy bread, “this movie could be good if it wasn’t bad”, poop in a training montage, “Torneo de lucha”?, these might all

We’re watching the Lonely Hearts Job, we’re talking about The Bachelor(ette), Alcohol Tasting, and Charity Auctions.We also discuss meow meow meow meow, dogsitting, acceptable boy Harry Potter fanfics, AAAB, Cactuar get, RWBY problems, the duck was my squeaky chair, bird twitter poll, who is Anya from Buffy?, the libertarian episode, Rich Man Long Name IV, the boys are scared of emotions, Nia Jax entrance theme, the premise is sus, the writers think Parker doesn’t know about sex, Black Widow, Patty Jenkins and Cate Shorthand, Parker is tall, we miss the beach-beach, Eliot/Hardison = all ship dynamics, Parker’s great outfits, Nate and Jimmy bonding time, the team didn’t think this con through, Eliot is a good bro for his bros, oh THAT Anya from Buffy, Flossing to get the hip new cool audiences, we’re doing the thing, what happens in Nacho Libre?Recommendations:4th Curtis - ChickenExodusThe Healing Magic of Caldo De PolloDC’s Legends of Tomorrow

We’re watching the Boys Night Out Job, we’re talking about Poker Nights, Madonna, and Puppies!We also discuss “funny” podcast have technical difficulties, Power Rangers Comics, Interstitial, the new PokéRap, XIV meets XV, a song of blah and huh, Cass was on the news in costume, messrs Moore, Hardison is overcompensating this episode, this episode is shitty about group therapy, iPod Touch, this episode has problems but its pretty funny, Hurley go on the Good Place, cool umbrella trick, “I had dreams too, Liam”, who is Shelley?, bottles of soda, medicine is expensive (shocker), Bi-olet and Worm, good (bad) Irish accents, you want your fave priest but need the big venue, Eliot does a weekend at Bernie’s, Uniform kink or hiccupping while being flirted with is cute, who is Shelley?, there are problems with Hurley going out with Peggy, Madonna’s looks, Pepper was right behind her, Frankie and the ARGonauts, “hey loser do you wanna teleport”, Exit 69 (nice).Recommendations:4th Curtis – Ur the Right 1ARGonautsSuburba

We’re watching the Girls’ Night Out Job, joined by @fadingroots, we talk about Online Dating, Tango, and ‘Unbridled Debauchery’.We also discuss three girls one cast, two Parkers, rough season, Captain Marvel disc horse, El Santo, an intrinsic association with Sarah Kerrigan, 15 DLC 4 14, Cass can’t see faces, inconsistent Parkerisation, Nate ‘Daddy Issues’ Ford, the fursona of Craig, Dog-o-Tronic, biscuits, a legitimate strategy, the sole boy-liker, don’t hang your dry-cleaning in the bar, mixing fanfic and canon, we don’t know the situation in Venezuela but John Rogers doesn’t either, why is the Professor buying this USB?, bland good people are idealist teachers, Parker has killed before and will kill again, cold feet, Peggy will kill soon, the Texan in the chat, ‘Book Club’, Argentina isn’t a scary socialism country, the dying platform Tumblr, spicy edit, dance troupe story, lesbian vampire dating online, Long-distance U-Haul lesbian, nothing is gayer than brunch, Sans Interstitialtale, funny, let’s play ga

We’re watching the Office Job, joined by Magellan and Allen from @Chatzpod, ask us about Talking Heads, Football, and Drama.We also discuss reverse Rugratz All Grown Up, Aaron Sorkin’s ‘The Newsroom’, Smalltalk economy, the magic of Board Games in positive environments, stealing from TNT, Sunflower by Post Malone, James Corden is here, Fabby kidney stone live reaction, FFXIV school, Leverage background and basics, we flash back to San Lorenzo, Best Buds = men version of Gal Pals, your ex-coworker Christian Kane, Parker gets sexually harassed this episode, Community did this concept better, the coward Dan Harmon, Science Lesbian, that doesn’t sound like a good sandwich, Nate ‘Loves Foreplay’, Tara’s gonna be back soon, please call me two takes, Mr Frakes was my father, so few gridiron fans in America, accidently attending church instead of voting, 2008 AU, Trivia in synchronicity, Faux-cumentaries, the Grim Adventures of Cass and her lion wife, Matt Damon’s Downsizing was a movie, wtf Is a Dodge Durango, Chatz

We’re watching The Opera in the Outback Caper, we’re talking about Hypnosis, Rockets, and 'Carmen'.NB: This is a purely for fun April Fools Episode, listen to us try to keep up the kayfabe that you’re hearing Cassidy (Jessie) and Fabby-Ann from a slightly different universe.We also discuss Kingdom Hearts Online, Dishonored 3 trailer, Dark Knights Metal animated film, in our opinion Carmen is Puerto Rican, people really love being ignorant of anti-Romani bigotry, we don’t know how old this Carmen is, the Cowards Jos Humphrey and Kenny Park, Adventuresses have potent Sapphic Aura, self-namesearchers don’t interact, Australia’s Space agency, Jessie likes Saira Belum, Fabby dislikes Player, the twins need SPF 1000+ sunscreen, Graham might be a Michiganian candidate, the wizard Sorb Renraw, Mother Courage, Sonic Party, Emerald says hi to the little folk, we were both rather taken with Ms Sandiego in our youths, De-Gum your Shoes, the Flying Chanclas.Recommendations:LeverageGuitar Hero 27

We’re watching the Experimental Job, we’re talking about the Prisoner’s Dilemma, Nepotism, and Pretentiousness.Warning: this episode deals with PTSD, depictions of torture, and bullying.We also discuss the nice Yokozuna, shame on you Square Enix, Dr. Strange is best as a consult, the titular Grey Goo, we don’t trust AAA studios, Zero Escape = Dangan Ronpa ;P, a short Beast Morphers tangent, Bullies = bad, Judy Hopps abortion comic, this episode misses the point, I don’t trust neurotypicals who study psychology, B99 bad, “Eliot, she’s lesbian.”, the absolute coward John Rogers, Nate horny?, a tender side of butt, buying the Pope videogames, this episode is weird about PTSD, Fish Blops, FFXIV lesbians, this episode is weird about toxic masculinity, *Garfield Voice* you don’t get pregnant from blowjobs, they let the villain go at the end, Netflix bad, it’s the yawncast, Hardison had an eight pack, the Monty Hall problem at Sacrifice, Crypt of the Necrodancer, all the _ small things.Recommendations:Uncaged Vol 1I

We’re watching the Queen’s Gambit Job, we’re talking about Chess, Nuclear Power, and Goth Boots.We also discuss schools of memes, did we actually ever forget to introduce ourselves?, things are bad online (imagine), Jason Todd exists, M***** K***** puzzles, Beast Morphers, Captain Marvel, Furries giving piggybacks, moving in on the Amory Score’s Territory, Haku from Naruto, Cass <3 time travel shenanigans, the Coward John Rogers, everything’s bad, Fabby sees a cute boy, this plan was never going to work, Something that was never up for debate, Hardison is either incompetent malicious or scatterbrained, SUCH good friends, the Lipstick Balm Chess Machine Scandal, this show loves toxic masculinity, the team very much did make a new Chernobyl, Ministry of Silly Gaits, Castle and Leverage crossover: tell ‘em they’re dreamin’, is Nathan Fillion homophobic?.Recommendations:Kate McCartney and Kate McLennan: The Katering ShowDivine Mundane Hack for Firebrands

We’re watching the Cross My Heart Job, we’re talking about Crabs, the Weather, and Transplants.We also discuss this episode (ugh), the Spook School’s Out, Fallout Boy, Boruto’s Dad, Senor Sabotender Progress, LEGO Batmans, the Colony (ant themed wrestlers), LatinXplosion, Harlivy Halloween costumes, we missed the beach episode, the Crab Shack, OJ everywhere, Horny Eliots should not have rights, it’s bad times ten, Pepper is here, it’s another episode about Nate’s dead son, Nate makes a model ship while threatening a dying war profiteer, it’s so difficult to find the geeks and gamers in this airport, mondo star trek refs this episode dude, and now: the weather, better compilations, Sizzler was erased from Cassidy’s memory.Recommendations:My Stolen Soul Was Sold To A Nurturing Demoness In Need Of An Apprentice And I’m Starting To Like This Arrangement?!Podcast Nine and Three QuartersSugar we’re Going Down Podcasting

We’re watching the Boiler Room Job, we’re talking about Chocolate, Wall Street, and Sharks.We also discuss the Wachowski Sisters, FFXIV Netflix tie-in show, Premium Dapper Cactaur Mount, when Cass was a Wii Lass, Super Princess Peach, Solo Mario Party, Game Game Game and another Game, Game of Thrones: A Telltale Games series, the absolute best conman, Wolf of Wall street, #NotAllGrifters, it’s not Christmas, Makos throughout entertainment history, LatinXplosion, Scam Squad, Midnight Oil, Blowjob mishearings, the return of Irwin R Schiester, the very best sex demon, Nate and Sophie are Nasty, the Moonwalking Bear, Friendship Haiku, we make cakes on air, Jon Talain with Weregarurumon’s markings, we’ve got a rough scene coming up next week, Fabby’s Spellbooks.Recommendations:Carmen SandiegoSpooks School – Can you Ever Trust a Man that Thinks Matt Damon’s Really Cool?Polygon and Brian David Gilbert’s Unraveled

We’re watching the Grave Danger Job, we’re talking about Buried Alive, Friendship, and Death.We also discuss the weather, goof feedback, One Day at a Time is a good show and its super important, a good 9/11 episode, Syd is good, FFXIV X-Over quests, Tiny Rabbit is obsessed with Girlfriend 4 times his size, Ass Creed Libspill, One (Pod)cast at a Time, Victor is here (he’s only slightly less of an asshole), Bones and the Gravedigger, Cass talks about Autism in the media, the Good Doctor and vocal Cadence, the use of archetypes outside of explicit representation is erasure (the Jughead Principle), hey good writing, sometimes you gotta be a cold lesbian, Magneto is like wine (gets better and bitterer with age), did this writer think Parker doesn’t like people?, Sophie and Parker have romantic chemistry in this episode where the writers want us to ship Pardison, we repeat “its bad” ten times each because its bad, Hardison gets buried alive, Javier is kinda extra and that could have been very good, shoutout to the

We’re watching the Carnival Job, we’re talking about Fairy Foods, Sideshow Alleys, and Daredevil.We also discuss the Barnaked Ladies, no guests, days since White Yoda, Gaymer Grrls, Gerard Way’s Umbrella Academy starring Ellen Page, ODAAT, Halls of Mirrors, this client is… unfortunate, Nate steals dirt, Molly is cool, the Ekka, Parker is a good Rogue, this show won’t and shouldn’t do a trans narrative, just for plot reasons, Snipers on Ferris Wheels, this episode wasn’t well written, did someone give Eliot fear toxin?, the bad horny Eliot returns, rest in pepperoni, bread opinions, Squid hat, fried dough treats, Broodje, it was Screaming Mimi.Recommendations:Barry Lewis’ Kitchen Gadget TestingOne Day at a Time Season 3Summer Twilight Book ClubFabby-Ann’s Twilight Fanfic

We’re watching the Hot Potato Job, joined by Erika, we’re talking about Field Trips, GMOs, and the 300 Club.We Also Discuss Erika’s games and Kickstarter, GAYmers, Apex Legends, FFXIV knows their target audience, Blue Mage bad, Sweet and Sour, Alice in Problematic Land, Heist episode, “POTATOES”, Cass is GLADoS, These good good potatoes, Sophie and Nate did it again, did SophieD come on the podcast? (Not yet), “that’s you!”, this season is the transphobic one, seeing the show in a new light, judgement upon the flashmob, the Playstation Magic Wand, Hacking Photosynthesis, Downloading Potatoes, “More Female CEOs”, Hormone Sandwich, Hardison goes too far, Eliot ‘Nerds from the aether’ 47, biting commentary here, winning at sacrifice, treating kids like people, a real mole, ‘Valerian security’ is not a reach, Parker Jungles with a healer, Scott Steiner’s weird muscle, Magneto’s TF machine, the pronoun chocolate (Her/She), Water Bottle story, what’s the AFLW?, LatinXplosion’s Masks livestreams, we gotta remember o

We’re watching the Van Gogh Job, joined by Nora from the Export Audio Network, we’re talking about Pipe Organs, Roller Skates, and Cursed Objects.Parts of the episode takes place in the 1940s and depicts period-approximate racism, as well as Nazis.We also Discuss this plush gif from an anime, the Kingdom Hearts tangents begin, without Depp and Rush, Bad Yoda images (Again), Mistew Obama, Nora’s Final Fantasy XIV experience, Totes Vidya Livestream for PGDC, Girl-flavoured LaCroix, Mahjong (Again), half and hour in we start recapping the episode, Recapsmon, Tieflings are cooler than Aasimar, Fabby-Ann hates Roleplaying Games, Bakura == Astaroth, another one episode friend of Nate’s, the lost Van Ghost, windows paid for this episode, Vincent Van Gogh to the Polls, audio logs, bits are happening, Oregan is basically the same as Ontario right?, the L Word returns, Texas = big, Hast Thou Considered the Skelopod?, the problem with the Parker/Hardison relationship using the Dorothy/Charlie romantic subplot in this ep

We’re watching the 15 Minutes Job, we’re talking about Magic Photoshop, CGI Yoda, and Milkshake Duck.We also discuss PAX South, Dicey Dungeons & Swapette, Cheesy Rollups, connection issues, we try and fail to talk about our weeks for twenty minutes, speedrunning LSaP, its finally happened, Fabby Ann watched the wrong episode, Nate’s vanishing friends, Hardison Hates New Yoda, The FamAsser, the show certainly made a choice, Mark Hamil good, Justice League Action: Missing the Mark, Mr Jameson the 80 year old Firefighter/Kidney Donor, there’s a transphobic joke in this Leverage, hey John Rogers, a 250k dollar extortion is good actually, a real shiny foil in this episode, 24601 is released on parole, Guy Fieri (Reverse Milkshake Duck), Smash Mouth & John Romero say Trans Rights, smooth Yoda’s Tom Hardy lips, Luke of MCUCM’s Tom Hardy impression, our impressions of Tom Hardy/Venom, trio of bad leverage moments.Recommendations:A Crap Guide to D&D by Youtube user JoCatNetlfix Fyre Festival Documentary