Wachowski Watch

We’ve returned back to the Pirates of the Caribbean universe with the fourth installment, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011). Listen to us discuss this oddball installment as we talk about the back to basics mantra, Barbossa with his fancy sliced apples not giving a fuck, the mermaid and the missionary aka the breeding pair with a Splash ending, and Jack’s passion for immortality over the Pearl. Hope you enjoy! 

We return with a bit of a musical shake up in our Pirate Parley podcast, The Pirates of Penzance (1983). Listen to us talk about Kevin Kline’s leather pants. There’s probably some other stuff about pirates and musicals, but let’s be real. Kevin Kline’s leather pants. Hope you enjoy (Kevin Kline’s leather pants)!

Hello Loyal Listeners! With so many classic iterations to choose from, we finally landed on Treasure Planet (2002)! Listen to us chat about Disney’s classically maligned/under-appreciated animation box office bomb as we explore the Treasure Island storyline! In space! From throwing in a board (surf or skate, you choose) so kids can relate and Scroop the evil crab that makes you want to poop, to interspecies cat/dog mating dynamics, Morph’s “Airbud moment” and Jim Hawkin’s kill count and killer (questionable?) haircut, we’ve got it all! But most importantly: justice for Mr. Arrow! Hope you enjoy!

We’re back Loyal Listeners with a bit of an odd installment, Shipwrecked! (1990), an obscure Disney/Norwegian classic pirate adventure that’s essentially Home Alone: Tropical Island, but with a random gorilla thrown into the mix. Listen to us chat about guns made of glass, a ship captain with a heart of gold and a stomach of poison, passive aggressive milk chugging, Jens “I’ll be your cruise director and hot blonde mentor on this adventure”, Haakon awkwardly not knowing what orphans are, and Gabriel Byrne wearing the hell out of some leather pants. Hope you enjoy!

Hey Loyal Listeners and welcome back to our latest Pirate Parley episode, Spielberg’s cult classic, Hook (1991). Listen to us discuss the Avengers-style team up potential between Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, and Christopher Robin; Hook’s confusion with procreation; Smee’s adoption plan (it includes Pirate baseball); Rufio’s bitchin’ tri-hawk; the continuing mystery of child-sized pirate outfits at the ready, and the incomparable Robin Williams. Hope you enjoy!

Hey Loyal Listeners! We're back, shaking it up a bit with our latest Pirate Parley episode, The Goonies! Listen to us discuss the Fratelli's hand-blender skills, Josh Brolin's career from Baby Brand to Thanos, Mouth and his Duo Lingo prowess, Mikey's pirate fugue state of exposition, and what you've all been waiting for: the return of Joey Pants. Hope you enjoy!

We continue our streak of Errol Flynn pirate movies in today's Pirate Parley episode, The Sea Hawk! In this oar-snapping good time, listen to us chat away about the World War II pro-British politics that not-so-subtly snuck in, the return of pet monkeys (finally), the good old philosophy of a Captain going down with his ship (for a dignified 2 seconds of course), and light/traumatic romps in Panama swamps. Hope you enjoy!

Ahoy Loyal Listeners! We’re back with the black and white swashbuckling classic, Captain Blood, starring Errol Flynn and Olivia De Havilland! It’s a toe-shooting good time as we discuss the titular Australian-accented-but- still-technically-Irish doctor/pirate/captain/hero, Peter Blood! Listen to us chat about helping a governor out with gout, Basil Rathbone’s tragically good fencing skills, and (of course) consensually celebrating in pirate fashion! Hope you enjoy! 

 And we’re back with our final installment in the original trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End! Listen to us ask the hard hitting questions like, “How far away is Tia Dalma’s hut from Singapore?”, “Is Hector Barbossa marriage material, or just a really bitchin’ officiant?”, “Why is this installment not called Pirates of the Caribbean: The Musical when ‘Hoist the Colors’ is such a killer bop?”, and the most important of all: “How the frig does this curse thing work?”. Hey, what happens in Davy Jones’ locker stays in Davy Jones’ locker. Hope you enjoy! 

And we’re back with our second Pirate Parley episode, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest! Listen to our rambling attempts to parse out the plot, James Norrington’s fabulous Aragorn makeover, and the ever-important Kraken hugs on the high seas. Hope you enjoy! 

Welcome to the first episode of our mini-podcast, Pirate Parley - a swashbuckling good time where we chat about random pirate movies! We set sail in our premiere episode discussing the modern classic Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Listen to us ramble about monkey hierarchies, Elizabeth Swan as the ultimate nerdy pirate fangirl, and the nuanced characterization (in this installment, at least) of the iconic Jack Sparrow. Hope you enjoy!

We did it! Welcome to the final episode of Wachowski Watch! Listen to us chat one last time (for now) about the Wachowskis as we cover the massive finale of Sense8, “Amor Vincit Omnia”. From the miracle of getting a finale, to the production cheats, and the massive Eiffel Tower wedding/dance party, it’s been a wild ride! Hope you enjoy, and thank you for listening! 

We’re back to discuss the original season 2 cliffhanger finale, “You Want a War?”! Listen to us discuss the apt comparison between Sun and a Terminator, the dual proposal between Nomi and Amanita, and of course WILL BEING IN THE ROOM! Hope you enjoy! 

And we return with “If All the World’s a Stage, Identity Is Nothing But a Costume”. Aka, the tenth episode for Sense8, season two. Listen to us talk about Lito’s flair bartending, Sad Will with his sad beard, and Capheus’ genuinely moving speech at his first political rally. Hope you enjoy! 

And we are back with episode nine of the second season, “What Family Actually Means”. Hear us talk Dani’s kick-ass phone call, and Nomi’s touching memory of her first birthday with her sister. Oh, and now the Joey Pants appreciation train has come to an end, so there’s that to cry to. Hope you enjoy! If you can. Because, you know, Joey Pants.

And we return with the eighth episode of the second season, “All I Want Right Now Is One More Bullet”. Listen to us discuss the importance of Lito’s dramatics/dramatic onesie, and of course Kala and the rest of the cluster bringing their A game for Wolfgang! Suck it Lila. Hope you enjoy!

And we’re back Loyal Listeners with the seventh episode of season two for Sense8, “I Have No Room in My Heart for Hate”. Hear us talk about the return of the awesome (if not anxious) Diego, and mercurial Jonas! Oh, and did we mention some stellar Hot Detective and Sun time?! Hope you enjoy! 

 And we’ve made it to episode six, “Isolated Above, Connected Below”! Listen to us talk about the adorableness levels of the Old Man of Hoy, sexy times for Zakia and Capheus, AND Wolfgang and Kala. Oh, and lest we forget, Lito, Hernando, Dani and the rest of the cluster’s Pride trip! Hope you enjoy! 

Hello Loyal Listeners! We ring in the New Year with the fifth episode of season two, “Fear Never Fixed Anything”. Listen to us ramble on about some Bug fanboying over Lito before some dramatic Guy Fawkes references emerge, and the greatest musical throw back moment to season one, remix style. Hope you enjoy!

Alrighty Loyal Listeners, we’ve got you covered for Sense8’s “Polyphony” episode of season two! Listen to us discuss the amazing dramatics of a screaming Lito/Riley, AND THE ARRIVAL OF HOT DETECTIVE!! Aka Detective Mun (aka HOT DETECTIVE).