And That's Why We Drink

Calling all cool teens! Stop snagging and necking and tune into our horniest episode ever! In episode 110 Em covers the Goatman(person?) of Maryland. It’s unclear whether he’s a genetic experiment gone wrong, a hairy old introvert, or simply an urban legend. What we do know, however, is that he’s 100% axe. But that’s not all! Em gives us a bonus story this week - the Pope Lick Monster! Or as we like to call him, the Pretty Little Monster.  Meanwhile, Christine covers the story of Ira Einhorn, who considers himself Philadelphia’s very own planetary enzyme. However, we know him as a hypocritical, predatory murderer who did NOT invent Earth Day and also smells like a hoagie with onions. Moral of the story: contrary to popular belief, the world could use a little less hugging. And that’s why we drink!   Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 15% off and free shipping on your first MeUndies purchase! Go to meundies.com/drink Get 10% off your first order AND free shipping when you use pro

Hey there, drunks and punks (go with us, we’re trying to make it happen)! Welcome to our smooth and goosebumpy sounds! We’re back in a re-styled studio with new mics and we’re feeling great, that includes Lemon. Per usual, we have some wild and spooky journeys to take you on today: Em brings us the brutal creepiness that is the Beast of Gévaudan (a french story that throws Em back to their high-school french class days) and Christine tells the crazy story of Evelyn Dick and the 1946 Torso Murder (so buckle up). Also, be prepared, Lemon makes his audio debut… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Sign up for FabFitFun today with code DRINK to get $10 off your first box! Go to fabfitfun.com and use code DRINKTry Instacart today and get $10 off your first order! Go to instacart.com or the mobile app and enter promo code DRINK at checkout!Go to felixgrayglasses.com/drink to try your computer glasses today! Get $45 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talks

Happy March, everyone! Did you know that knowledge is power and just because you're dead doesn’t mean your education has to stop? Today we learn that and more from listeners who tell us stories about their Harry Potter loving ghost friends, sibling soul swapping experiences, astral projection and whiskey- infused cemetery night terrors. We also learn about the haunted house of the former Canadian Prime Minister... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry on Zola when you go to zola.com/wedrink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If this plane goes down, don’t tell our mothers we were in group 8! We were home from tour long enough to record this week and are already back on the road to the Pacific Northwest and FREAKING CANADA! We also catch up on topics from Valentine's Day to hot sauce to voodoo, so buckle up. We do eventually tell some epic stories from our favorite live shows that didn't initially get recorded including Dear David and the murder of Viola Drath, aka the inspiration for the upcoming "The Worst Marriage in Georgetown"! We also introduce the newest member of the ATWWD family… a mummified lemon (named Lemon) Christine found under her bed in San Jose… and that’s why we drink! In Citrus and in Health! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 15% off and free shipping on your first MeUndies purchase! Go to meundies.com/drink Get free shipping and free returns with no minimum on your Rothys order! Go to rothys.com and enter code DRINK Try Zip Recruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/drink Get a fre

Odds are we’re currently in an airport, on an airplane, or in an airport again. That’s why we’re coming at you live from Phoenix, AZ, this week! Em covers the Jerome Grand Hotel, which is full of bearded ghosts, headless ghosts, and best of all, cat ghosts. The hotel is also inexplicably proud of its ancient elevator, but we’d advise against using it. Next up, Christine picks one of Arizona’s many female murderers, Wendi Andriano, whose terminally ill husband just wasn’t dying fast enough for her liking. TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE for this week’s live shows - visit andthatswhywedrink.com/live for more info!Get 15% off your first Thirdlove purchase when you go to third love.com/drinkFor 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter DRINK40 when you subscribe.Visit ritual.com/DRINK to start your ritual today. For two free months of unlimited Skillshare classes, sign up at Skillshare.com/DRINK2. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you see shadow people? Is there a ghost texting you? Does a witch crawl up your face and grab your teeth while you're in bed? Then you just might have sleep paralysis! Buckle up because today Em takes us through some truly horrifying stories of real life sleep paralysis. Meanwhile Christine brings us the extremely fucked up tale of the Postcard Killer, John Frank Hickey. And we reminisce about the past two years on our official podcast birthday! And that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Get a free stock when you sign up with Robin Hood! Go to drink.robinhood.com Get $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh by going to hellofresh.com/drink80 and enter code DRINK80 Go to warbyparker.com/drink to order your free home try on and find your new favorite glasses today! Get a special offer from Stamps.com that includes a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale! Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone and enter code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visi

So guess what? This week is a hoot and a half so strap in for a wild ride! Em delves into the Kelly-Hopkinsville alien encounter and Christine takes us through the life and alleged crimes of the infamous Elizabeth Báthory. We also learn the history of medieval Falling Sickness… and that’s why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get $50 off your Article purchase of over $100 or more when you go to article.com/drink Get 20% off your first purchase when you go to nativedeodorant.com and use DRINK during checkout Get 15% off your first order of MeUndies and free shipping along with 100% satisfaction guaranteed when you go to meundies.com/drink  Read "Calm the F Down!" today! Visit nofucksgivenguides.com for more information Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy February, creeps and peeps (thank you, Margaret)! We’re in the month of love and we’ve got some spooky, glitchy, and mothman related stories for you. We’re also terrified of a ghost who drinks Jager and, you guys, we’ve got another 3am George Lopez story and we don’t know what to do about it. We think he might be a sleep demon. Thanks, kind of, we’re terrified… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to zola.com/wedrink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

White knuckle and buckle, everyone. We’re going beyond vision boarding this week because emergency preparedness is so in right now. Join us as Em shares the ghost stories of Borgvattnet Vicarage and Christine brings us the extremely fucked up story of Leslie Allen Williams, a murderer with a rap sheet 4,502 kilometers long… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get $20 off and free shipping on your Brooklinen sheets when you use promo code DRINK at brooklinen.comStart your ritual today at ritual.com/drink Start your free trial of Squarespace by going to Squarespace.com/drink and when you’re ready to launch use code DRINK to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainGet free shipping on your next Rothy’s purchase at rothys.com and use code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guys. Our heads hurt. We’re time traveling again this week for Em’s second part in their series on Project Pegasus and our minds are sufficiently blown. Then things get dark real quick when Christine covers the story of the Bike Path Rapist, Altemio Sanchez. And we might be a little more telepathic than usual this week… and that’s why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 15% off your first Thirdlove purchase when you go to third love.com/drink For a total of $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh orders, go to hellofresh.com/drink80 and enter code DRINK80 Get 2 months of Skillshare for free when you go to skillshare.com/drink2 Start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry, go to zola.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Helicopters are swarming the studio for this one, folks, because we're on a huge conspiracy theory kick this week! Em brings us the first in their two part series on time travel and Project Pegasus! Meanwhile Christine covers the incredibly creepy story of the Weepy-Voiced Killer, Paul Michael Stephani. We're also talking unique Christmas gifts and things we probably shouldn't have googled on airplanes... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Visit Ritual.com/drink to start your Ritual subscription today!Get a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale when you go to Stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page and enter code DRINKTry Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drinkGet $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you visit article.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine’s immune system rebelled against her this week, so we’re coming at you with our first Philly live show! Em covers the General Wayne Inn, which features some pretty judgmental drunken spirits, and Christine covers the Philly Poison Ring, which is full of spaghetti, witchcraft, and, of course, murder. Philly, thanks for being good to us. Til next time. And that’s why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 2019, everyone! Or as Christine is singing, "2019... is here". We've got a fresh batch of spooky listener stories for your new year's listening pleasure and they include an FBI/Furby follow up, a real life horror movie intro, a haunted house plant, a reincarnation story, some demonic masks and sleep paralysis to the 90s George Lopez show. We also check off items from our 2018 vision board and receive a new, amazing tag-line from a listener, so now we're "basically Buzzfeed Unsolved but with more wine and screaming"... and that's why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Something is very wonky in the state of Brussels, but don't worry because THIS IS OUR 100TH EPISODE!! Hold on to your buckets because we've got presents, surprises, new stories and a BIG announcement to celebrate 100 episodes and over 200 stories told! This week Em and Christine swap story ideas which brings us the mysterious tale of the abandoned merchant ship, the Mary Celeste, that was found abandoned and adrift in the Atlantic Ocean with no explanation. On the true crime side, Christine tells the wild tale of Belgium-Hungarian serial killer András Pándy, which, involves the hiring of actors, you'll never guess for what! And Christine humanely saves a piece of confetti from downing in her wine... and that's why we drink, from 10/30/16 to forever! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Try a new pair of Felix Gray glasses today when you go to felixgrayglasses.com/drink Start Ritual vitamin subscription service today when you go to ritual.com/drink  For a total of $60 off, that's $20 o

Spirit of Christine, are you there? Scratch us with three claw marks if you want us to leave this kiddie pool of wine by your grave! In the last episode before we hit triple digits, Em covers reportedly the most haunted hotel in Great Britain, the Rams Inn of Gloucestershire. This obviously brings us to the age-old question: is it grave desecration to give spirits brownie batter? Meanwhile, Christine covers the much requested and devastating story of the Yogurt Shop Murders in Austin, Texas. We also just might be opening our own bread and breakfast… and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! For $50 off your first Green Chef box, go to greenchef.us/drink Get 15% off your first Thirdlove purchase when you go to thirdlove.com/drink Get your first 3 bottles of wine from First Leaf for just $15 plus free shipping! Go to tryfirstleaf.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So sorry, everyone, we have to reschedule. We have a demonic assault penciled in for 3pm today. But in the meantime, Em brings us a movie report of the Vatican exorcist, Father Amorth, and how the director of the Exorcist (the film) witnessed his first real-life demonic possession. On the true crime side, Christine, hot off her jaguar-filled honeymoon, tells the tragic story of the death of Tina Watson, who died under suspicious circumstances while scuba diving in Australia on her own 2003 honeymoon. And lastly, get ready, because we're quitting the podcast game to become full-time bubble wrap salespeople… and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Get 40% off your first Legacy Box order when you go to legacybox.com/drink For 40% off all Lola subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter code DRINK40 Start your free wedding website or registry when you go to zola.com/drink Get your first Quip refill pack for free when you go to getquip.com/atwwd Learn more about your

Alright, call the priest, Em's future child is causing poltergeist activity again with their baking soda volcano. This week Em brings us the rollicking, spooky tale of Popper (aka Pooper) the Poltergeist, which leads us to contemplate the holy water evaporation cycle and teen girl angst. Meanwhile, Christine shares the traumatizingly dark story of Katy Harris and Krystal Surles. Christine prescribes many King of the Hill episodes post listening to this story. We also announce our spin-off show, "Poor and Spicy in Missouri"… and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!For a total of $60 off - that's $20 off your first 3 Hello Fresh boxes - go to hellofresh.com/drink60 and enter promo code DRINK60Get 20% off your first order of Bombas Socks when you go to bombas.com/drink and enter promo code DRINKSign up for Firstleaf with our personal link to get your first 3 bottles of wine for just $15 plus free shipping! Then get an extra $10 off your next box when you rate those wines.

This week, #ChristineGetsBelized so we've decided to release a live episode. In our first stop on our East Coast tour, Em covers DC's Octagon House and Christine covers Virginia's Selfie Killer. And that's why we drink! Please support the companies that support us! Visit prettylitter.com and use promo code DRINK for 20% off your first order. To get your FREE 11x14 Canvas People canvas text WWD to 484848. Go to fabfitfun.com and use promo code DRINK for $10 off your first box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmastime is here and Christine finally gets to sing about it. This month we've got festive listener stories that include secrets revealed at a mysterious holiday party, ghostly Christmas lights, the nefarious purposes of Furbies finally revealed and a kitten who spotted either an attic ghost or Santa. We're also confronted with some hard questions about everything we've ever known about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: could this favorite tale be a cover for Christmas Eve alien abductions?! ...and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Get 10% off with free shipping on your order of over $50 of Homesick Candles when you go to homesick.com and enter promo code DRINK Get free shipping on your next Rothys purchase when you go to rothys.com and use promo code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving weekend, everyone! Let's all pray to Gio's butt curtain that Christine doesn't get eaten by a flesh-eating monster on her honeymoon because this week Em covers the folklore of the creepy cannibal, the Wendigo. Meanwhile Christine brings us the heartbreaking story of the murders of Hannah Graham and Morgan Harrington, a case that intersects with Em's alma mater. We also may have coerced Blaise into starting a band called, "Blaise and the Jaguars"... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Get 15% off your first Thirdlove order when you go to thirdlove.com/drink Get a free stock to help build your portfolio when you sign up with Robin Hood! Go to drink.robinhood.com Get your first Quip refill pack for free when you go to getquip.com/atwwd Get 20% off your first order of Bombas socks when you go to bombas.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices