Submarine And A Roach

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Synopsis

This show is about how 2 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 episode at a time.Follow us on twitter: @Subma_Roach @_Kojoo @TmtisClutch

Episodes

  • Episode 155: “Food is Ready and Justice is Served” ft. Opeyemi Famakin

    15/08/2023 Duration: 57min

    On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • 154: The walking episode!

    09/08/2023 Duration: 01h13min

    TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk. TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe. It is very funny. The gomoneyapp is available on all smartphone stores. You can also download the gomoney app here: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"

    01/08/2023 Duration: 01h17min

    Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter. The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics. As the boys embark on a history lesson about the slave trade, Koj throws in a comical twist, suggesting that kings trading slaves for mirrors may have inadvertently pioneered the concept of "mirror sex" in West Africa. Cue laughter and historical absurdity! Tmt then educates Koj about the intriguing relationship between the Oyo and Benin royal families, revealing how Benin Princes became Oyo Kings and vice versa, adding a dash of historical intrigue. Shifting gears, they delve into British invasions and th

  • Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"

    25/07/2023 Duration: 58min

    It's the return of the MA-yowa! On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"

    19/07/2023 Duration: 01h16min

    Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics. Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an entrance. Prepare for riotous laughter as Tmt shares his unconventional party strategy of snagging two cans of stout while others go for Champagne and tequila bottles. It's all about finding joy in the unexpected, even if it means opting for a less glamorous choice. The comedy continues with Tmt's humorous take on his uncle's peculiar new beard. From wild comparisons to hilarious nicknames, they hilariously dissect this outrageous look and wonder what on earth compelled his uncle to choose it. Koj playfully call

  • Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"

    11/07/2023 Duration: 01h15min

    Download the gomoney app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and Hilarious Hijinks!" Description: Get ready for a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast! Hosted by the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, this week's installment is guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Kicking things off, the uproarious banter begins with Lady Donli's latest release setting the mood. Tmt and Koj waste no time showcasing their comedic abilities as they dive headfirst into a range of hilarious topics. First up, they delve into the world of funny rap songs, dissecting the most absurd lyrics and sharing their own witty takes. With their sharp wit and infectious laughter, you won't be able to keep a straight face. Next, the duo tackles a unique topic that'll have you doubled over: cycling-induced impotence. Brace yourself for a wave of side-splitting anecdotes and outrageous theories that will

  • Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween

    04/07/2023 Duration: 01h16min

    Hey people! New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast! On this episode we talk: 1. Baby mamas 2. America being down. 3. Hate mail. 4. Middle aged white women You can listen to part 2 of the episode on their podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 148: "I Can't Sleep With Babes That Haven't Travelled"

    27/06/2023 Duration: 01h18min

    This Submaroach Episode is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: ⁠https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta

    22/06/2023 Duration: 52min

    Back with another Game show episode! This Time, TMT and Koj go head to head. Will Koj win? Will TMT prevail? Or with they both realize that Mayowa is the true enemy and join forces to defeat him? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"

    20/06/2023 Duration: 58min

    This episode of Subaroach is brought to you by app.hireme.net Welcome to Nigeria's premier comedy podcast! Get ready for a rib-cracking experience as Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, the hilarious trio behind this laughter-packed show, take center stage. Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the comedic brilliance as they dive deep into the topic of Father's Day. Koj passionately believes that every father deserves a Happy Father's Day, but Tmt is here to challenge that notion with his own unique perspective. Brace yourself for an uproarious debate that will keep you in stitches. Meanwhile, Mayowa adds his own twist by suggesting we celebrate Uncle's Day instead. The comedic chemistry between these three hosts is unbeatable! Hold onto your sides as the guys crank up the hilarity by discussing the outrageous idea of promising women not just marriage but... wait for it... pregnancy! Prepare for a sidesplitting rollercoaster of laughter as they explore the comedic absurdity of such promises. But the comedy train doe

  • Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"

    15/06/2023 Duration: 01h17min

    The second Submaroach Episode of the week is brought to you by GoMoney. Download the app: https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach Get ready to burst into laughter with the hilarious trio of Koj, Tmt, and Mayowa on their side-splitting Nigerian podcast! If you're on the lookout for funny Nigerian podcasts and comedians, look no further. In this uproarious episode, Tmt takes a swipe at P-Square, while Koj fiercely defends his beloved Omole Estate boys. The banter is top-notch and the arguments are hilarious, making it a must-listen for fans of Nigerian music and comedy. But that's not all! They have a special guest who paid to be on the show - Nnamdi Ehirim, the talented author of the sensational book "Prince of Monkeys" and Head of Finance & Strategy at the renowned GoMoney digital bank. This episode promises laughter and entertainment in abundance! Join the trio as they dive into the exciting world of fintech and explore Nnamdi's journey as a published author. They delve into

  • Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"

    13/06/2023 Duration: 01h25min

    Young Nigerians/Africans looking for internships or graduate jobs? You want to check out app.hireme.net. The best platform for young people to kickstart their careers. On this episode, the boys get into: TMT being the Ibadan Messiah TMT's many Uncles Emefiele getting arrested Tinubu slandering pomo Not caring if Tinubu makes a "good" president Tingo & Dozy's scam of a business Dog Lovers association vs Chef Hilda And a lot more... ENJOY!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"

    06/06/2023 Duration: 01h19min

    New episode alert! The boys play a hilarious trivia and talk about what they think happened this week in pop culture but mostly themselves. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"

    30/05/2023 Duration: 01h21min

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  • Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"

    22/05/2023 Duration: 01h13min

    Welcome to "Submarine and a Roach," the podcast where hosts Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj dive deep into intriguing and thought-provoking topics. In this episode, Tmt may be absent, but Koj and Mayowa have an engaging discussion lined up just for you. Tune in as Koj and Mayowa explore the fascinating world of relationships, revealing how RnB music can serve as the ultimate conduit for effective communication. Discover their unique perspective on not sharing your cherished interests with your partner, to protect them from potentially tarnishing the magic. Ever wondered why Mondays witness a surge in work absences? Prepare to be enlightened as our hosts delve into the number one culprit behind this phenomenon: hangovers. Unveiling hilarious anecdotes and relatable experiences, they shed light on the aftermath of weekend indulgences. Curiosity piqued by Tmt's absence? Join the discussion as Koj and Mayowa ponder whether Tmt's absence could be a sign of diarrhea. Mayowa shares a quirky tale of placin

  • Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"

    16/05/2023 Duration: 01h11min

    On this episode of Submarine and A Roach... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"

    08/05/2023 Duration: 01h26min

    Welcome to the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach, where three of the most hilarious hosts on the Nigerian podcast scene - Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj - are back to discuss the craziest topics this week. In this episode, Tmt shocks his friends by turning a new leaf and giving up his smoking and drinking habits. But his newfound love for home-cooked meals is making them nervous. Will his kitchen experiments be a recipe for disaster or a path to life-changing enlightenment? Next up, the team dives into UN Gate - the unbelievable story of Yetunde, who made up a fake story about speaking at the United Nations. But was it really just a Q&A session? Koj and Mayowa discuss the Culture Custodian article on the issue, while Tmt tries to come up with his own fake news. And if that's not enough, the trio takes on AY's terrible comedy special. From his racist jokes to his awkward delivery, they rip apart the performance like a well-cooked turkey. Finally, they wrap up with the shocking story of Ekweremadu and o

  • Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"

    01/05/2023 Duration: 57min

    Think about the messiest person you know. It's a man that hosts Submaroach, right? On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys get into: Dying RnB songs about fighting for love Odunsi's tweet about making a pop comeback Their dress sizes Public Holidays in Nigeria What they would have got up to in the Garden of Eden A nasty story about shitting in boarding school Tmt says he no longer wants to talk about his family on the podcast Koj drops a hot-take about John Bellion and Ben Shapiro Rating Nigerian weddings on TikTok as content Tmt's group chat Dele Momodu's article praising Mike Adenuga on his 70th Birthday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"

    25/04/2023 Duration: 01h05min

    New episode! Old friends! New adventures! On this boys only Submaroach episode we discuss, 1. Hanging out with kids. 2. Airplane tantrums. 3. Fake wedding parties. 4. Koj's Kale salads and a bunch of other crazy things --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

  • Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"

    18/04/2023 Duration: 01h05min

    More chaos from the chaos boys. Happy to be here to be your friends and get you through the week. Art is lyf. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach/message

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