Hangin With Old Lew *the Podcast

We talk about rude house painters, Fleet Week, harvest time, garage apartments, day drinking, free-range kids, the UFC, we outfit shame women, get confused about suppositories and Jeff steals ice straight from Joshua's glass and Jeff calls the wrong phone number live on air. 

We talk about Chinese lucky numbers, eating people, jealous friends, believing in your poor excuses, Botham Jean, Kaepernick and Nike, Florence and Katrina, when your kid starts wiping their own ass, cyber bullying and how to teach your kid to deal with it and we discuss the nature of our unique friendship.

We talk about race and putting yourself in other people's shoes, mountain climbing, teaching your kids about greed, political teams and truth vs. winning, potholes, workouts for old man ass, Joshua shits on liberals, San Francisco and the Raiders, shooting grizzly bears, and Asia Argento conspiracies. 

We discuss the California wildfires, Mono Lake and the Salton Sea, honey that isn't honey, retirement advice, great customer service, Joshua's backcountry trip and resetting priorities, short goodbyes, smokers, addiction, cryo therapy and Jeff has to pee really, really bad.

In this episode we talk skinny jeans, Bass Reeves, Permit Patty and Coupon Carl, using Trump's ego for good, Mevo cameras, Lew's trip to Europe, finding a used hypodermic needle in your flower bed, San Francisco is liberal shit-hole, ass-whoopings that help you grow, MLB All Star game and kids on Twitter and Joshua remembers the time he got beat up for being polite.

Happy Fourth! We celebrate our FREEDOM by discussing the rise of authoritarianism in the US, how your vote doesn't matter and corporations as our new rulers, also: summer vacation, what dipshits do in a group of dipshits, walking to bars, the World Cup, littering, Old Lew reveals his plans to write an exercise book and I get scared by a loud noise.

We talk about being hit with an ugly stick, sheltering our kids, the Peanuts aren't funny, Where's the Beef?, Tom Cruise is a handsome man, vaccines, the world is Nerfed, getting into the cars of strangers, more San Francisco drug addict madness, men are stupid, that white girl and Kendrick Lamar and I tell Old Lew how to pour a proper drink.

Jonas Alt stops by the studio and tells his story of being locked up in Ireland facing ten years in a hard prison system, struggling with a foreign legal system and dodging gypsies and cops out to get him. Oh, and Old Lew gets drunk.

We talk about coaching your kids team, the ROYAL WEDDING, explaining to a 3 year old why a junkie is shooting up on the corner, gondolas, earthquakes, raw water, bombing Mexico, we shout out to Kanye, yell at other people's kids, yell at each other, complain about bumpy roads, lament the way God made you and Jeff counts to 8.

We talk about sex cults, Fiat 144, not giving a fuck, handling bizness like an adult, the Golden State Killer and gender parity in serial killers, Twitter, giving stuff away for free, Smear the Queer, drugging children so they fit into a fucked up society and Jeff names things he can see in the studio.

We talk about Alex, Inc., fighting, finding dead rats in the garage, Tom Segura, Lenny Bruce died for your sins, dehydration piss, only children, 420 Celebrations, Bubble Dance Parties, Gavin Newsome, Colin Kaepernick and the ethics of bunting to break up a perfect game.

We talk about gonorrhea while RVing, Jeff confuses Frank Oz and Frank Zappa, Aprils Fools Day is Easter, Operation Paperclip, leaving Facebook because of stupid memes and we open up a package from Texas that may or may not be a bomb.

We talk about Jeffery's health, Black Panther and African immigrants and Black American communities, Cross Colors and cultural appropriation, Nation of Islam, immigrant mentality, outrage culture, Black Mirror, our monkey brain, hog of a cock and Jeffery can't hold his pee.

In this episode we talk about crucifying Christ, Atlantis and ancient man, the Olympics, how every white person is racist, coveting your neighbors ass, how bitches be trippin', the Black Panthers disco band, we rehash Blacksplaining, go on a ominous rant on gun control, openly wonder how much steroids Jamaican sprinters take, talk the dangers of cocaine and I go on a sad rant on how I hate my vape pen.

Guest, Darth Vader performer, Ian Hiebert joins us to talk all things Star Wars, Lucas Films, The Last Jedi controversies, 501st fan club, prop and costume making, miniature effects (including dancing Pepsi cans) and Ian's many appearances including in the 2007 Tournament of Roses parade. Also, Jeff spills beer on me and I confuse Star Wars with Star Trek.

We talk about gin dick, the Oakland Raiders, drunk driving bulldozers through houses, clubbing seals, NPR language ethics, how the dead are assholes, the Tide Challenge, sparkle paint Pontiacs, The Great Depression, Star Wars porn and Jeff names celebrities that he's never met.

We talk about poverty, how white people ruin everything, Eskimos, the difference between soups and stews, a smile is a frown upside down, Get Out, Hit Dem Folks, transracialism, 14th Amendment, we objectify Fox News Anchors, say Yaaasss Queen, don't speak the local language, complain about our kids and break our New Years resolutions.

We talk about blind allegiance, bewildered men, The Gift of Fear, striking out, Chelsea Handler, Litterati, Mayor Ed Lee and tech bros, cannabis and gun ownership, fetishization of cannabis, I go full on hippie and Jeff has the usual trouble of pronouncing words and keeping a train of thought.

We talk about digging deep, conduction vs. convention, wildfires, catching colds, douchy scarfs, the reboot of Roots and the one black kid in school, CB4, Jeff admits to dating white women, Freaks of the Industry, growing up too fast, racists in Idaho, Trump says hold my beer, Puerto Rico, free tickets, we play a listener phone call, we review the Firefly 2 and Jeff confuses it with Amazon Fire.

We’re joined by cannabis enthusiasts Ian (from Ep. 29) and Oscar and we talk terpenes, resins vs. rosins, coming back to dick, corporate money, introspection, blowing up your house, children and edible safety, how much is too much weed, reptile genetics, SyFy, and we play music by Penumbral Rise! Penumbral Rise on SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/penumbralrise