Drinking Game Of Thrones (bk)

The Bear, Jayne, Lady Brat, and Lyanna all shout over each other, competing to see who has the worst analysis of Season Six. Also: portmanteaus, vore, O-faces, and no one mentions Hodor until the last 3 minutes because we all had repressed the memory.

Toast & Lyanna know you don't like Season 5 so we scanned the whole thing for the sex scenes like a couple of frat boys. We're disappointments.

80% Wikipedia, 20% burping. With Lyanna, Jayne, and Toast talking about Season 4, kinda. Lots of inaccuracies, DON'T @ ME

Jayne MANSPLAINS to Lyanna and Lady Brat how dicks work. JK they really had no idea. (This episode is about Season 3, sort of.)

In Pentos, we eat... drink... fahck. And on this podcast, we make fools of ourselves talking about Season 2 of Game of Thrones for our weekly lead-up to the new season. With Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Jayne Snow, and Elaine the Bear.

Drinking GOT is back! We can't in good conscience call this a "recap"... or a "podcast"... but we're drunk and talking about Season One of GoT on our weekly lead-up to the new season, Pregame of Thrones. With Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, and Jayne Snow.

An inordinate amount of musical theatre references and six friends just bein' gross as we watch the Season 6 finale.

Five friends talk about mandibles. Much whiskey, so ouch.

Lyanna, Lady Brat, and Elaine the Bear are pretty much cranky dicks about this episode. It's still funny and drunk, though.

First off, apparently that dude's name was Ray. BUT THEY NEVER SAID THAT so we just called him Septon Meribald. Whatever. Secondly, this is possibly the drunkest we've ever been. Thirdly, props to listener Pat S. for calling us the "Tyrion of Podcasts" that one time, because we have some fun with that.

The ladies of DGOT day drink. Our thirst does not disappoint. 

Lyanna, Elaine the Bear, and new addition The Tri-State Area Raven gather to discuss the saddest episode in recent memory. There are also call-in guests! We make them drink, too!

Lyanna made apple pies. Toast finally finished "A Dance with Dragons". Elaine is definitely human. 

The thirst is real, and not just for alcohol. Lyanna, Lady Brat, Jayne Snow, and Elaine the Bear talk porn parodies, swords, and the taste of Jon to come. It's all pretty dirty. Also: "Oathbreaker", and the events that ocurred therein.

Our boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (hey la heyla we're really drunk).Sorry for all the screaming.

Lyanna, Lady Brat, and Toast watched the first episode of Season Six... and then The Bear showed up after it was over and did the podcast anyway. The friends have a drunken discussion that is occasionally intelligent, consistently weird, and will help you process the return of Game of Thrones.

Four drunken anti-heroes make a mess of the Season 5 finale.

Our five protagonists talk drunken nonsense, but also a fair bit about "The Mountain and the Viper". 

Now a gang of five, Lyanna, Lady brat, Toast, Elaine, and Jayne Snow try to bring some levity to a discussion about the Red wedding. They also eat cake and go off on many tangents.

Skipping ahead to the next season, the gang looks at GoT's pseudo-bottle episode, "Blackwater", while drinking MOAR WINE and trying to stay on topic. Featuring: Lyanna/Jerry, Lady Brat/George, Toast/Kramer, and Elaine the Bear.